Why does every Nintendo Direct sound like this?

"but watch out! - if you press the Off Button, it WILL turn off"

@holidaythefox

The most jarring is when it’s Pokemon. They always say “The Pokemon [Version] Video Game™️ and The Pokemon [Other Version] Video Game™️ for The Nintendo Switch System™️” instead of just “Pokemon [Version] and [Other Version] for the Nintendo Switch” like a human being would.

If this is you, you emulated the Nintendo Direct narrator voice and cadence perfectly.

oh my shiggy, nintendo hire this man

"its the cock of a gun against my back" i made it that far. i guess i lost.

@Starvoid17 “A Switch 2 exclusive version of this game will be available later this year!”

You forgot to say system. It should be “verbing its way onto the Nintendo switch system”

this is just missing the "Now, take a look at this" into a fade to black where it will show you 1 minute CGI cinematic teaser without gameplay or a release date into a 3 minute full gameplay dive into thumb wrestling

This is absolutely and completely 100% inaccurate. You forget to mention the ass-load of Fantasy RPGs, Farming simulators, and live service crap that ends up taking over most of the Direct. This slander video isn't offensive enough.

are you the same narrator from the Directs?

drop as many frames as you'd like is savage

bro could fake a direct and i’d believe it. that’s how perfect your nintendo direct announcer voice is

😂😂

"Make sure to use the left analog stick on your left Joy-Con 2 controller *long pause while game audio is still playing* ORRR your Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller to move your character. If you don't.....you miiiiight lose a bit of health"

Chekhov's gun: If a gun is presented in the story, then at some point it must be shot. I am disappointed

This was legendary, well done.

masterful slander. nothing will ever be this good.

Despite you using your normal voice here, I can’t unhear Mr. Puzzles when you speak lol. (I’m not complaining btw)

Oh boy scrunt for snitch

Well I hate to say it but were alllllllll thinking it. When the WiiU released, their marketing shifted to cater to little kids and the advertising spoke to the audience like a preschool teacher. That cadence carried over to the E3 directs and....here we are.

You lowkey suck but this was a banger can’t lie

Mr. Puzzles do be spitting facts👍

“We have a controller!” “Engage in groundbreaking features like a double jump!” “What’s that? It’s a brand new character!” *it’s Isabelle but in Mario.* “Invite your friends with our new invite friends button!” “I have never felt the touch of intimacy!”*switch2click.wav*

@_BigOlGoober *shows trailer* *shows trailer again while explaining it* *shows gameplay of what was already in the trailer*

Please pleas PLEASE say “In this action adventure RPG, you fight a dragon, with a sword.”

“A salaryman who doesn’t speak English is directing my line reads.” Is wildly accurate and applicable to almost all Japanese companies

can't wait to play a port of a game i played 5 years ago with worst graphics and low fps!

First of all; fuck you. Second of all; you right.

Because Nintendo of America (and Europe to a degree now) is run as a cringy corpo family friendly media operation instead of a game company. They've only gotten bolder and bolder and stuck their head further up their own asses over time as their % of the revenue grows vs JP.

and if you don’t like ts people will tell you “play more games” 💔