why was i actually today years old learning this omg😭

I was deadass waiting for him to say "Because men only have 2 hands"

It's because men have only two eyes.

Not sure about that. Newborns need to GROW fast. That's a lot of energy!

When the bimbo in front of you is more intelligent than you are. "The mass ratio of particles can be explained from the geometry of spacetime..."

Btw we women have mammary lines/milk lines just like cats and dogs but only retain two. This explains why some women can have breast milk come out of their armpits and other places.

Well thats not actually explaining “why” but good fun fact to know ig

Ok cool but why do men have nipples? 😶😂

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She has no idea what she’s talking about. It’s nipples not boobs in the cow. Doesn’t have boobs as nipples.

That is not true. Almost all ungulates give birth to one offspring that can stand and walk straight after birth, yet only have two teats (the norm among mammals who typically only have one offspring per pregnancy). One common example is horses.

So basically mammals typically have twice the number of breasts as the typical size of their litter. This basically means that they have a primary and backup breast in case the first one crashes.

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This is not based on facts. Horses, llamas, sheep and goats only have two mammary glands and their young develop very quickly.

Her boobs are distracting. I can't concentrate on what she's saying

Based upon the other comments, it appears she said something. I didn't notice.

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Deadass I thought the explanation would be one for the child one for the husband

Why comparing a woman with a cow😹 The guy sat in disbelief wondering is this who I really want to get married to? 🤣

Maintaining eye contact while that girl in that too is talking about tits. Tricky. And I assumed the answer was, 'because men have 2 hands'.

@grok how true is this?

This doesn't explain why they don't have one big boob and not two small ones.

Meanwhile tasmanian devils only have 4 where the litter can be between 20 and 40. The true Hunger Games

Umm. How many teats on an elephant??

Hollon this is actually kinda interesting to know about tho

So if a mom has 3 kids do two babies share a nipple or does one just have to sit and wait their turn?

Boob lore...

Sorry I wasn’t listening

Could it have something with the fact we evolved from primates who typically have two?

human women have “milk lines” down their body where they can actually start to produce milk, it can happen after pregnancy and these two lines run down their torso

This is not even close to true. Babies require literally twice as many calories per pound of body weight as a newborn calf. Building (and maintaining) a human brain is WAY more calorically expensive than building a cow body.

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“Unfortunately” is crazy I wish I had zero boobs