With the midterms approaching, I’ve decided to put together a sort of voting guide outling a few core principles, just to make sure America doesn’t miss this unique opportunity to become the first society in human history to achieve pure, and probably permanent, idiocracy.🧵

Of all things promised by the simpleton you plan to vote for, it is most important to keep in mind he obviously only intends to do the things you agree with. Every single one of those plans or promises you personally disagree with, he obviously can't or won't actually do.

If the man you voted for happens to show up in videos and pictures alongside Jeffrey Epstein going back decades, is mentioned thousands of times in the Epstein files and asks people to just move from the files, that's a pretty good indication he had nothing to do with Epstein.

Former heroin addicts who brag about snorting cocaine off toilet seats, and, better yet, who also keep finding themselves chopping off raccoon penises, make for some truly exceptional public health experts and their advice should, naturally, be followed religiously.

Never forget that there are deeper truths comprehensible only to you and Alex Jones. Never let established science, empirical evidence or common sense stand in the way of your own research. The world does sleep at night thinking of how to hide the flatness of the earth from you.

The basic tenet of true faith calls for it to be affirmed as often as possible and as publicly as possible, particularly if done so for political gains and aimed at making you hate thy neighbor with a different ethnic background. It should also apparently involve guns, lots of.

Much you do, billionaires often go to sleep trying to figure out how it is they'll manage to pay the bills this month. If your candidate is supported by a billionaire, or even better happens to be one himself, that's an excellent indication your interests are perfectly aligned.

Keep in mind that the people you see on social media platforms, especially those with Russian or Chinese sympathies, always have the truth and your very best interest at heart and must not be subjected to the same scrutiny, skepticism or distrust as the lying legacy media.

It is of utmost importance to acknowledge that ending up in an autocracy or a full fledged dictatorship is something that can only happen to other people. Of all times and all places, you alone are lucky enough to find yourself in the one spot magically immune to it.

The final step to voting your way into permanent idiocracy is accepting that, much like those “become a millionaire in a week” videos have been trying to teach you, the complex problems of the modern world require quick and easy fixes, and very likely buying some crypto.

People wonder why 1.5 million Russians marched off to die or be maimed by Putin? Same reason they vote for Trump, stupidity and greed. Trump kills them with the same abandon by gutting healthcare and antivax. Trump is the leader in enshitification of the goverment

Impeccable summary 👌 Love it.

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We are truly lucky to be sharing the same planet as the genius that is Donald Trump. He’s now going to save us all from the dangers of AI going rogue. I feel very reassured and comforted by this. We don’t need any other safeguards. He alone will protect us.

"Nobody knows better dementia than I do"

You needed to type slower and use smaller words. They won't understand.

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Nobody knows more about bankruptcy than me. The businesses yes, but where did all the money end up...😉

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To create the bill or to foot the bill? Mmm, that's the question.