Women are simple creatures, with 4 main phases recurring monthly: 😅

Can’t even argue. After 50, it’s pretty much week 4 the rest of her life.

All the comments from women — “that’s wrong, it’s inaccurate, etc” — should be required to disclose which week they’re in as they respond.

Every month we hit rock bottom. Then we pick up all the little pieces and apologize to everyone we hurt a few days ago. As time progresses we start to think “I think I’ve got this, life isn’t so bad. I’m a good person.” And then wham! Sarah McLachlan’s voice over the images of limping and unloved dogs issues out like a siren call, telling us it’s time to find a new bottom to call home again.

Hahaha! Pretty accurate. If you can get this men, you have the formula. Work with it! 🤣

Close. Week 4 is actually part of week 1. Week 4 is a continuation of week 3 up until the last day of the week.

This could explain why single mothers raise emotionally immature boys.

Is there any option to date women only during the 3rd phase? Asking for a friend.

I know it’s a joke, but I am honestly happy that the menstrual cycle is being properly discussed and men are open to understanding the whole process nowadays instead of what I grew up with.

And that is why we don't need a female president!!

Roll with it guys. It pays off. Just don't try to fix it. And do enjoy week 3.