Would Jesus serve French fries?

Bryan you look more like a 12 year old every day Congratulations

Should Trump pardon J6 protestors?

Starting my 1 month no french fries challenge this week lfggg

Just Red Wine

BREAKING: Bryan Johnson caught red-handed eating fast food. New York Times is dropping the full story tomorrow.

Bro, I'm no marketing expert, but trashing a chicken sandwich seems completely out of touch.

truth!

jesus would serve the exact macronutrient ratios specified in your blueprint protocol, measured to 0.001g precision at precisely 16:43 every day

Don’t die

Sure he would - but the healthy sweet potato fries version, am I right? 😋🫶