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Yogurt Cap Industries has begun research on reverse camera wiggling. Funds remain low after the CEO bought himself a little ceasars pizza as a treat. Our top scientists estimate $2 in revenue. "That's not even enough for a brisk dawg what." - CEO Yogurt Cap

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