YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING

The entire video I was watching your speedometer so I could report you for speeding

I know none of you want to hear Jarvis talk nonsense for 3 minutes so here’s the 1:30 version

Why are you driving so slow on the interstate?

Do they just mail traffic infractions in CO? 😆

“I’m gonna do this in one take.” Lmfao the sheer fucking audacity on this guy.

Some pretty convenient timing for this revelation don’t you think?

I feel like you’re trying to manipulate me to see this movie and selling it to me.

I lasted exactly 15 seconds. GET TO THE POINT.

This whole video boils down to trustworthy ol' Jarvis telling you not to let people manipulate you so that you will trust him as one of the good ones who isn't manipulating you as he ruthlessly manipulates you with every post. But not me!

Did your phone get Lasik?

Thank you sir !

oh dear god no.

Can’t stop at Brass Armadillo?

Man, I just don’t really think I want to see everything…

It’s like Seinfeld with all the cars passing you except from the front view

we can't see your feet

I am astute. Just letting ya know.

everyone is complaining about timing, but you were 30 seconds ahead of schedule based on the video

Today everyone is trying to sell you something, brought to you by @jarvis_best bourbon - perfect for chill nights looking out your window in a sweater.

After watching this video I can say I definitely support the Jarvis account and the Jarvis files are NOT real

That’s 4 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

So you hold the phone in the right hand steer with the left?

"Here's some insight," slurs drunk driver.

You ever waste 3:27 minutes of my life again, I'll track you down and make you marry Ilhan Omar. And her brother.

first. i'm unmanipilatable because i follow you on X. and i can come to you for verification on anything important. second, i'm sure i'll enjoy this film but no way that thing needs to be 3 hours.

Not sure what I just watched but thanks Jarvis

TL:DW

Jarvis wtf?

Excellent analysis. Fielder being part of the story means we're reflecting as much on him as a storyteller as we are about the people in the story he's telling. Even if we're not aware of that. And I think the fact that he knew people wouldn't be aware of it was why he drew extra attention to that point at a couple of moments.

Interesting

I still think @damintoell does the Jarvis voice better than Jarvis. Looks nice in Denver today!