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Bro is worries about water when hes eating Applebees, the food all frozen/ processed

Newsflash, TDS meter doesn't measure the quality. It measures the particals. Poland Springs is spring water, which has trace minerals. Trace minerals show up on a TDS meter. This is not an accurate way to measure quality.

Measuring the pH is not indicative of good or bad water necessarily.

Ph level was 187. The same number is generated from adding all three of their IQs together.

🤣 A TDS (Total Dissolved Solids) meter is a device that measures the concentration of dissolved solids in water, typically expressed in parts per million (ppm). It works by detecting the electrical conductivity of water—since dissolved salts and minerals conduct electricity, the meter estimates TDS based on how easily current passes through the sample. However, it does not specify which substances are present, only their total concentration. Why Low or Zero TDS Water Isn’t Ideal for Consumption While pure or low TDS water (such as distilled or reverse osmosis (RO) water) might sound good, it actually lacks essential minerals like calcium, magnesium, and potassium that are important for hydration, bone health, nerve function, and muscle function. Here’s why drinking extremely low-TDS water can be problematic: 1.Mineral Deficiency – The body requires trace minerals for various functions, and water is a natural source. Drinking de-mineralized water may contribute to deficiencies over time, especially if the diet is also lacking. 2.Electrolyte Imbalance – Low-TDS water lacks electrolytes necessary for maintaining fluid balance, nerve signaling, and muscle contractions. It may not properly hydrate you compared to mineral-rich water. 3.Leaching Effect – Water with little or no minerals can be aggressive and may pull minerals from the body or leach metals from pipes, increasing the risk of heavy metal contamination. 4.Flat Taste – Water with extremely low TDS often tastes bland or unnatural, as our bodies are accustomed to the presence of natural minerals in drinking water. Ideal TDS for Drinking Water •50-300 ppm – Generally considered optimal, as it contains beneficial minerals without excessive impurities. •Below 50 ppm – May be lacking in essential minerals. •0-10 ppm – Distilled or RO water, often not ideal for long-term drinking unless minerals are added back. If using an RO system, it’s a good idea to remineralize the water with a mineral cartridge or add trace mineral drops to restore healthy electrolyte balance.

Dude said, "yeahh it's got pH." Meanwhile, the meter he's using doesn't measure pH. What the hell does "it's got pH" mean anyway? Everything has a pH rating.

Stay home if you gnna give the water a pregnancy test

pH has nothing to do with it, nigga is retarded

They don't even know what they're testing for. The reductionism is absurd, color red equals bad