Your mother would probably love me. I make a proper Sunday dinner, keep a good home, and have a soft spot for hardworking men. She’d think you'd finally found a good girl. Funny, though, because I remember you calling me your "good girl" last night for very different reasons.

So beautiful and sexy truly a goddess

Thank you love 💕

The Pleasure is mine beautiful

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You're my mother's age, she won't love you for sure. You'll def get kicked outta the house on Thanksgiving by her, and then by me for that much cellulite.

If I’m your mom’s age, why are you zooming in on my ass and telling me whether I’m fuckable? 😂 Whatever is happening here seems more embarrassing for you than the cellulite is for me. This post was very clearly intended for grown men, sweetheart. Go find your seat at the children’s table and let the adults enjoy Thanksgiving. 🫶🏻

Didn't have to zoom in lardass, it's that easily visible and massive. Grown men reject fat old age women all the time. You're not fuckable by any standards and that's a fact. You're old, wrinkly, fat and unattractive. End of story.

Oh, sweet child 😂 You went from “you’re my mother’s age” to furiously cataloguing the body of a woman your mother’s age because she laughed at you. Mom must be so proud of the little gentleman she raised. And this increasingly frantic insistence that you’re a “grown man” is precious. Don’t worry. Your voice will deepen, your balls will FINALLY drop, and one day you may even discover that actual grown men don’t throw tantrums because an older woman didn’t take their opinion of her ass seriously. Until then, sweetheart, I already told you where your table is. 🫶🏻

Typical passive aggressive tone with lies sprinkled, nice try. If you're over 35 single fat women that means universally men rejected you. No one wifed you, that means you're unattractive. These are simple conclusions from your existence. You're a colossal failure at life.

Oh, this is fascinating 😂 We’ve progressed from inspecting my ass to inventing my entire romantic history so you can explain to me why imaginary men in imaginary relationships rejected me. Sweetheart, you don’t know whether I’ve been married, proposed to, divorced, widowed, celibate, or keeping six husbands in the basement. You know literally nothing about me except that you saw my ass on the internet and became emotionally unwell. You’ve now written multiple, very emotional paragraphs trying to establish that no man wants a woman you personally cannot stop talking to. I don’t think you’ve thought this argument through, sweetheart. But please continue explaining the “simple conclusions from my existence.” Watching a little boy build an entire psychological case study because a woman his mother’s age told him to sit at the children’s table is fucking spectacular. 😂

You're delusional, typical for overaged reject. Compare the length of paragraphs and tones, and you will clearly see you're the one ranting out of emotional rage. It's a fact that you were unanimously rejected by men. Doesn't matter what you had, you don't have it today, loser.

Beautiful

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Reasons were subjective I’d assume

Astute observation, Dave. Next you’re going to tell me the mother in this entirely hypothetical scenario hasn’t actually met me either. 😂

I wouldn’t dream of doing so… how’d the meeting go

Terribly. She didn’t show up. Starting to suspect she may not exist. 😂

In my case she did but no longer… exist that is so not to exist is big… its the conspiracies side of cynical

Well shit, Dave. I’m sorry to hear that, sincerely. 🫶🏻 Mine, however, remains a missing person on account of never having existed, so I suppose the investigation continues. 😂

How do you investigate something that doesn’t exist

Very carefully, Dave. She’s proven remarkably difficult to locate. It’s almost as if some dumb blonde invented her for a joke on the internet. 😂

Soooo huggable!!!

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Apply the oil to shine your body🔥

I prefer a combo of glycolic acid + a moisturizer with lipikar and urea, but sure, I guess I’ll try oil..

Wow Wow mommy very tasty

Dream Woman

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This is my idea of being sexy not cloth off this is beautiful look appealing attractive seductive

Thank you 😅🫶🏼

Oh how i could make you walk funny! Lol🤣🤣🤣😍🥰😘

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You'd love it too! Hell I'll probably have to make you breakfast in bed ! That's ok I'll eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lmao. Remember if you can't be good. Be good at it ! 🤣

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It's impossible not to think abt the after dinner ,Meg! 😉😘😋🍑🍈🍈🐱❤️❤️💦💦

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Perfect...really, perfect!!❤️❤️

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Bring yo fine Heather Locklear ass here girl. Classic Beauty. 💕

Haha! That’s a new one! 🫶🏼❤️

With a body like yours you’d be a very very good girl😜

As I should 😇