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Megan Maddox

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Canadian mom. Food, lifestyle, and everything in between. Dinner’s at six. backup for @itsmeganmaddox

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My mom bod might not be bikini-ready, but it sure is ready for you

My mom bod might not be bikini-ready, but it sure is ready for you

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This body was built by casseroles and good genes

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This body was built by casseroles and good genes

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? I prefer mine fertilized

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There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries

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There’s something about a blue-collar man with callused hands and a calm voice that just rearranges my priorities, and my ovaries

168,541 views

Built for homemaking, optimized for backshots

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Built for homemaking, optimized for backshots

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I believe in traditional gender roles: you provide, I submit, and when you come home stressed, I'm on my knees with my mouth open before you even take your coat off

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I believe in traditional gender roles: you provide, I submit, and when you come home stressed, I'm on my knees with my mouth open before you even take your coat off

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He comes home, dinner's on the table, I'm on my knees under it — a traditional woman knows that appetizers come before the main course

He comes home, dinner's on the table, I'm on my knees under it — a traditional woman knows that appetizers come before the main course

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Do you ever notice how blue-collar men never brag about being good with their hands? They just prove it. I’ll volunteer myself for demonstrative purposes, for posterity’s sake, of course.

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Do you ever notice how blue-collar men never brag about being good with their hands? They just prove it. I’ll volunteer myself for demonstrative purposes, for posterity’s sake, of course.

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I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

84,751 views

The factory really went all in on the rear suspension

The factory really went all in on the rear suspension

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The feminine urge to cook a massive homemade dinner, pour him a drink, and walk around the house looking like this while he pretends not to stare

The feminine urge to cook a massive homemade dinner, pour him a drink, and walk around the house looking like this while he pretends not to stare

80,517 views

Meant for a man who owns ratchet straps, not a sex swing

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Meant for a man who owns ratchet straps, not a sex swing

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Taking a single mom out of her masculine survival era and putting her in her soft, feminine energy is a real man’s job – not for the boys. Where are the real men at?

Taking a single mom out of her masculine survival era and putting her in her soft, feminine energy is a real man’s job – not for the boys. Where are the real men at?

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Men will really spend 14 hours doing manual labor just to come home starved and dive headfirst into this for dinner instead of the lasagna I slaved over all day

Men will really spend 14 hours doing manual labor just to come home starved and dive headfirst into this for dinner instead of the lasagna I slaved over all day

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My back hurts from carrying this dump truck

My back hurts from carrying this dump truck

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Go ahead and add "farmer's tan" to your list of kinks

Go ahead and add "farmer's tan" to your list of kinks

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I may be a lot chubbier than I was before becoming a mom, but I’ve come to realize men prefer women with extra meat on their bones

I may be a lot chubbier than I was before becoming a mom, but I’ve come to realize men prefer women with extra meat on their bones

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Give me your load of whites, please

Give me your load of whites, please

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Somewhere out there is a mid-40s blue-collar man working overtime in the rain, who doesn't know that I would have steak, potatoes, and compression socks waiting for him at home after a long 14-hour shift.

Somewhere out there is a mid-40s blue-collar man working overtime in the rain, who doesn't know that I would have steak, potatoes, and compression socks waiting for him at home after a long 14-hour shift.

130,220 views

Do you believe roles in a relationship should be clearly defined?

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Do you believe roles in a relationship should be clearly defined?

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Standard housewife package, premium body kit
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PSA: Go touch some grass. Or dirt.
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An unfortunate amount of cake for a woman trying to be taken seriously
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