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Zoomers are rediscovering mystery method from first principles.
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This is GOD Tier Advice I heard this once from a Woman: “Women want to sleep with you, they just need an excuse they can tell their friends, for why they slept with you without looking like a hoe or easy.”

If she’s into you, you won’t need mind games to get her over. If you do, you’re not the one keeping her up at night

Yeah men have been tricking women into sex since the beginning of time

The lengths that people will go to to have sex with someone they know nothing about

Zoomerism is simply rediscovering what Millennials were doing and talking about 15-20 years prior.

Wore my silly straw hat for no reason the other day, people literally started approaching me about it. Thought about the goat

God gave women so many reasons not to sleep with men that they forget half of them by the time they get pregnant.

If I have to psychologically manipulate foids into temporary attraction, the laws are wrong.

the cycle begins again

The crazy thing is, the game has evolved so much further than mystery method now. Legitimate dark arts territory that maybe less than a hundred guys worldwide really understand at a very high level. John Anthony, Paul Janka, etc pushed it further. Compliance / EV models, dates straight to the house, now AI. I'm a fraction of an inch away from fully automating texting and dates with AI. I made other innovations to the game myself too, but tbh i don't know if sharing it is worth ~40 lays over the past 6 months, literally just fucked another chick 30 mins ago. And i take this pretty easy, i could probably fuck a new one every single day but it's too soul draining Meanwhile most people are getting one shotted by the blackpill and looksmaxxing bullshit

Normally I just start an arguement that I can build a better pillow fort than them. Let their ego do the rest

Yup, the good ol stamp collection that never existed.

Ah yes I forgot about this. I did this shit 18 years ago when I was 21. I learned from my brother who is 14 year older than me and he learned from a cousing much older than him. This shit has been happening since forever.

Pretty sure this is just how normal people interact

Women don’t get magically turned off when attractive men are straight forward. They want the men they don’t like to be indirect so they can waste his time.

Brownie points for anybody who remembers Julian’s obsession with Vampire Diaries.

the fact that this mindset is being put out in public with such attention means that it is at least common enough that people will literally sleep with each other on the 1st/2nd date or soon thereafter. it's just a given. i hate the society i live in. nobody waits anymore.

The way he's saying this like it's so profound is hilarious.

I hate that in 2026 we're still playing all these mental gymnastic games around the inevitable. Everybody is/has/will be fucking. Nobody has shame around it anymore. The only thing that hasn't changed are these little taboo conversations and behaviors to act like that's not true

Don’t make the hoe defence flair up and keep the comfortability going

Zoomers are actually this fucking retarded? Worse than I thought.

i don’t want anyone to come to my house that isn’t absolutely certain they want to be there and be comfortable

You have to first de-hoe the situation

The game has evolved so much further than mystery method now!✋🙂↔️🤚

I'll rather be blunt and get turned down than play mental games to get laid... Apart from the fact that it's kind of lame to beat around the bush when dealing with a fellow adult, consent matters a lot to me. If you don't want me, fine If you do, you're in for a lot of fun 😉

If it’s not guaranteed, I don’t even want her knowing where I live and entering my private space. You come over and nothing happens now I feel like you plotting to rob me

Wow Mystery Method I haven’t heard that shit in YEARS

Nah we are in 2026, we fucking or nah

Yes this is how it works. This age and its deconstruction, demystification, and flattening of of all things is exhausting to no end.

Niggas are doing yugioh trap card sex send the flood man

What, were you saying “you wanna fuck?” before???

1) Gen Z are cringe as fuck thinking they've 'discovered' the most basic stuff in the world. 2) This guy looks proper weird to me. Strikes me as an oddball. Weird physiognomy.

we should legalize prostitution so dating was more about finding a person you like rather than needing to fuck somebody
