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When the plan starts to come together, I just have to dance! 🪩 I can’t help myself. My sippy cup is filled with wine, though. 🍷

When the plan starts to come together, I just have to dance! 🪩 I can’t help myself. My sippy cup is filled with wine, though. 🍷

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Starting the day with this little squish. 🥰🥰🥰

Starting the day with this little squish. 🥰🥰🥰

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This is both hysterical and disturbing. 😳 😂

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This is both hysterical and disturbing. 😳 😂

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I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

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My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

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Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

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Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

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Maybe don't eat cat poop, ya filthy animal! 🙄🤢 Moms have to resort to extreme measures when you're acting a fool. PSA: This applies to human children and significant others, as well. ✌🏼

Maybe don't eat cat poop, ya filthy animal! 🙄🤢 Moms have to resort to extreme measures when you're acting a fool. PSA: This applies to human children and significant others, as well. ✌🏼

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You put pool noodles on one goat and the rest of the herd immediately knows he is now the Final Boss and run for their lives. His name is Diablo. The hay is his, the farm is his. Resistance is futile. 🐐 😈

You put pool noodles on one goat and the rest of the herd immediately knows he is now the Final Boss and run for their lives. His name is Diablo. The hay is his, the farm is his. Resistance is futile. 🐐 😈

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He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

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😂😂😂😂 I’m ☠️

😂😂😂😂 I’m ☠️

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When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

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Flat Earthers believe the Earth is not a spinning globe but a flat, stationary disk. According to them, Antarctica forms a massive ice wall surrounding the edge of the world, preventing the oceans from spilling over. This is how they imagine the true shape of our planet. 🤔

Flat Earthers believe the Earth is not a spinning globe but a flat, stationary disk. According to them, Antarctica forms a massive ice wall surrounding the edge of the world, preventing the oceans from spilling over. This is how they imagine the true shape of our planet. 🤔

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Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

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Nature is brutal. 😢 Snapping turtles are no joke. They will take a chunk out of your skin if they’re big enough and you’re not careful! The little albino guy is pretty cute, even if he’s feral. I do see another Dirty Dancing tryout, too. I’ve decided I need a baby tortoise.🐢 Send help.

Nature is brutal. 😢 Snapping turtles are no joke. They will take a chunk out of your skin if they’re big enough and you’re not careful! The little albino guy is pretty cute, even if he’s feral. I do see another Dirty Dancing tryout, too. I’ve decided I need a baby tortoise.🐢 Send help.

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They make those support bands but they just don’t do the trick. This is pure relief! 😅😅😅

They make those support bands but they just don’t do the trick. This is pure relief! 😅😅😅

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Apparently, this is the old school way to get rid of a ganglion cyst. It looks painful but effective. Have any of you had to do this before?? 😳😰

Apparently, this is the old school way to get rid of a ganglion cyst. It looks painful but effective. Have any of you had to do this before?? 😳😰

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I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭

I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭

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When they were young…I would have never pegged Ted Cruz as a Rush guy. 😂😂😂 if these aren’t real, they’re hilarious.🤣

When they were young…I would have never pegged Ted Cruz as a Rush guy. 😂😂😂 if these aren’t real, they’re hilarious.🤣

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When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates

When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates

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This Golden Retriever looks like she's in serious danger, caught in an enclosure with a lion and a tiger, and they are fighting each other. She is trying to break up the fight and is successful, but how? This special Golden raised these big cats and they look to her as their mother. As it turns out, a mother's love can come from some unexpected places. As Judeo-Christian Americans, shouldn't we show this love to all children who need our protection? Those being mutilated? Trafficked? Aborted and sold for parts? Who will step up for them? “Si non nos, quis? Si non nunc, quando?” If not us, then who? If not now, then when? ❤️

This Golden Retriever looks like she's in serious danger, caught in an enclosure with a lion and a tiger, and they are fighting each other. She is trying to break up the fight and is successful, but how? This special Golden raised these big cats and they look to her as their mother. As it turns out, a mother's love can come from some unexpected places. As Judeo-Christian Americans, shouldn't we show this love to all children who need our protection? Those being mutilated? Trafficked? Aborted and sold for parts? Who will step up for them? “Si non nos, quis? Si non nunc, quando?” If not us, then who? If not now, then when? ❤️

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It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with him or how old he is, every bit of this is true. 😂😂😂

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with him or how old he is, every bit of this is true. 😂😂😂

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It's one of the most awkward places to be...next to one of these couples in line at the theme park. The line is already the slowest it's ever been, but adding in this cringe makes it an eternity. If you're part of one of those couples, get a room. ✌🏼

It's one of the most awkward places to be...next to one of these couples in line at the theme park. The line is already the slowest it's ever been, but adding in this cringe makes it an eternity. If you're part of one of those couples, get a room. ✌🏼

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3,347,245 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад

Ok, I have the most heinous case of FOMO that I've ever had. I must know what's on the list. How bad must it be for everyone to react that way?? 😳 Also, this is the best revenge I've seen in a while.

Ok, I have the most heinous case of FOMO that I've ever had. I must know what's on the list. How bad must it be for everyone to react that way?? 😳 Also, this is the best revenge I've seen in a while.

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Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫

Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫

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💩 Happens. 🙊 First time new parent? Prepare yourself for some disgusting moments that they don't prepare you for! This blow out phase is adorable and messy but it only lasts a couple of years. If you can make it through this one and get through potty training, you're golden!

💩 Happens. 🙊 First time new parent? Prepare yourself for some disgusting moments that they don't prepare you for! This blow out phase is adorable and messy but it only lasts a couple of years. If you can make it through this one and get through potty training, you're golden!

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You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?

You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?

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What do you think? Are Brad Pitt and Benecio del Toro the same person??? He makes some really good points. 😳😳🤔🤔

What do you think? Are Brad Pitt and Benecio del Toro the same person??? He makes some really good points. 😳😳🤔🤔

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8,311,883 просмотров • 10 месяцев назад

When grandma is in charge of the videos for your meet. So close. 🤣🤣🤣

When grandma is in charge of the videos for your meet. So close. 🤣🤣🤣

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Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭

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Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭

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They bought each other special shirts for their vacation and changed at the airport, 😂😂😂😂

They bought each other special shirts for their vacation and changed at the airport, 😂😂😂😂

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These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?

These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?

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A centuries-old tradition, practiced for more than 2500 years in some provinces, this process of hatching silkworms from the egg and weaving the silk from the fibers is an art form of its own. Beyond the creation of the panel, the dyeing of the threads, and drawing of the idea, is the painstaking embroidery of the hand-drawn draft, which takes hours or even days to complete. These artisans are true masters of their craft.

A centuries-old tradition, practiced for more than 2500 years in some provinces, this process of hatching silkworms from the egg and weaving the silk from the fibers is an art form of its own. Beyond the creation of the panel, the dyeing of the threads, and drawing of the idea, is the painstaking embroidery of the hand-drawn draft, which takes hours or even days to complete. These artisans are true masters of their craft.

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Necessity is the mother of invention, or maybe the father in this case. 😂🥰

Necessity is the mother of invention, or maybe the father in this case. 😂🥰

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