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My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

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I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

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Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

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Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

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He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

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When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

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Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

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The number of times I have watched this is bordering on obsessive. I’m ded. ☠️ Send help. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The number of times I have watched this is bordering on obsessive. I’m ded. ☠️ Send help. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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1,258,019 просмотров • 1 день назад

Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫

Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫

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Necessity is the mother of invention, or maybe the father in this case. 😂🥰

Necessity is the mother of invention, or maybe the father in this case. 😂🥰

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I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭

I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭

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10,578,325 просмотров • 25 дней назад

You paid attention to the weird girl and now she's your wife. Every guy who made this decision will tell you it was the best one...never a dull moment and she is a fierce protector, too. Firecrackers are freaky, feisty and free-spirited! 🤪😬😂 Enjoy the ride, boys!

You paid attention to the weird girl and now she's your wife. Every guy who made this decision will tell you it was the best one...never a dull moment and she is a fierce protector, too. Firecrackers are freaky, feisty and free-spirited! 🤪😬😂 Enjoy the ride, boys!

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Karen has called an UBER to take her to the church for her own wedding. (Does anyone actually do this?) Just as she gets in the car, she cancels the ride. The driver asks her why and she tells him she shouldn't have to pay for anything on her wedding day. He tells her he is making money for his family and kicks her out. She proceeds to yell at him and try to make him feel badly for doing his job. Do you think she has a point or is he right to refuse her service?

Karen has called an UBER to take her to the church for her own wedding. (Does anyone actually do this?) Just as she gets in the car, she cancels the ride. The driver asks her why and she tells him she shouldn't have to pay for anything on her wedding day. He tells her he is making money for his family and kicks her out. She proceeds to yell at him and try to make him feel badly for doing his job. Do you think she has a point or is he right to refuse her service?

Blonde of War (JJ)

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Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭

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Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭

Blonde of War (JJ)

3,628,950 просмотров • 25 дней назад

This guy says he just found this place in his backyard. It's a bit crazy to me that he has lived here for any length of time and has not gone into the woods behind his house far enough to find this little area but maybe that's just me. 🤔 You can see his house from the front of the place he "discovered". I'm an explorer. I would have combed the woods within the first week I was there to check for signs of Sasquatch and Dogman. I guess I think he's a bit dim. AITA?

This guy says he just found this place in his backyard. It's a bit crazy to me that he has lived here for any length of time and has not gone into the woods behind his house far enough to find this little area but maybe that's just me. 🤔 You can see his house from the front of the place he "discovered". I'm an explorer. I would have combed the woods within the first week I was there to check for signs of Sasquatch and Dogman. I guess I think he's a bit dim. AITA?

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When your boss Karen seems to think that your lunch break is not allowed, even though it's in your contract...OH, and it's protected under labor laws in every state in America. She'll sing a different tune when she's sued later. ✌🏼

When your boss Karen seems to think that your lunch break is not allowed, even though it's in your contract...OH, and it's protected under labor laws in every state in America. She'll sing a different tune when she's sued later. ✌🏼

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These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?

These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?

Blonde of War (JJ)

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When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates

When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates

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Karen stopped at this man's car to tell him that his child needed to be in her car seat, even though they were parked and the vehicle was not moving. A total stranger peeked in the window and proceeded to butt into his business. If you've had a toddler in the car, you know that keeping them entertained is a challenge so allowing her to roam while parked is probably what I would have done. What would have said to Karen if this had been your car and child?

Karen stopped at this man's car to tell him that his child needed to be in her car seat, even though they were parked and the vehicle was not moving. A total stranger peeked in the window and proceeded to butt into his business. If you've had a toddler in the car, you know that keeping them entertained is a challenge so allowing her to roam while parked is probably what I would have done. What would have said to Karen if this had been your car and child?

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Honestly, if y'all are from the South, you already know. 🙌🏼 This right here is a staple in every home and if it's not, you ain't from around here. 😜 The food in Britain is probably why the pilgrims left in the first place, though, so this tracks. 🤢

Honestly, if y'all are from the South, you already know. 🙌🏼 This right here is a staple in every home and if it's not, you ain't from around here. 😜 The food in Britain is probably why the pilgrims left in the first place, though, so this tracks. 🤢

Blonde of War (JJ)

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This is the largest abandoned mansion in the US. The Lynnwood estate, built in 1898 for the Widener family, is a Gilded Age mansion in Elkins Park, PA. It's has been abandoned for decades after the family left, some of whom died on the Titanic. This place is worth restoring.

This is the largest abandoned mansion in the US. The Lynnwood estate, built in 1898 for the Widener family, is a Gilded Age mansion in Elkins Park, PA. It's has been abandoned for decades after the family left, some of whom died on the Titanic. This place is worth restoring.

Blonde of War (JJ)

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They bought each other special shirts for the vacation and made each other wear them at the airport. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 I'm not sure I'm brave enough to do this with my friend group. I'd probably end up with the same shirt that first guy is wearing. 😳

They bought each other special shirts for the vacation and made each other wear them at the airport. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 I'm not sure I'm brave enough to do this with my friend group. I'd probably end up with the same shirt that first guy is wearing. 😳

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A mansion sits abandoned in the middle of a cattle ranch. The rancher died in 2017 and his wife not long after. With no one to care it, it has fallen into disrepair. There is a vintage Corvette Stingray in the garage and some furniture left as well. Who's up for raising cattle??

A mansion sits abandoned in the middle of a cattle ranch. The rancher died in 2017 and his wife not long after. With no one to care it, it has fallen into disrepair. There is a vintage Corvette Stingray in the garage and some furniture left as well. Who's up for raising cattle??

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Traveling with a service dog is very different from traveling with a pet. He's a working boy and he's committed to his job until you say he's done and can relax. I love how he stays so alert and is ready to assist, no matter what. He really is the best boy! 🥰

Traveling with a service dog is very different from traveling with a pet. He's a working boy and he's committed to his job until you say he's done and can relax. I love how he stays so alert and is ready to assist, no matter what. He really is the best boy! 🥰

Blonde of War (JJ)

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They bought each other special shirts for their vacation and changed at the airport, 😂😂😂😂

They bought each other special shirts for their vacation and changed at the airport, 😂😂😂😂

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You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?

You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?

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They booked their stay at the Sandcastle in Myrtle Beach on AirBnB. They had stayed there before and loved it. Their room is cute, and the view is great, the problem is that once they walk out the door, they are completely alone. Every room is empty, the pool is closed and the lobby is locked. There are cars in the parking garage with layers of dust on them and signs that say if you have a security issue to call 9-1-1. How does AirBnB have one room available in an abandoned hotel? Why didn't they check the reviews before booking? Would you stay there or try to find another hotel?

They booked their stay at the Sandcastle in Myrtle Beach on AirBnB. They had stayed there before and loved it. Their room is cute, and the view is great, the problem is that once they walk out the door, they are completely alone. Every room is empty, the pool is closed and the lobby is locked. There are cars in the parking garage with layers of dust on them and signs that say if you have a security issue to call 9-1-1. How does AirBnB have one room available in an abandoned hotel? Why didn't they check the reviews before booking? Would you stay there or try to find another hotel?

Blonde of War (JJ)

2,635,493 просмотров • 1 месяц назад