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Starting the day with this little squish. 🥰🥰🥰

Starting the day with this little squish. 🥰🥰🥰

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This is both hysterical and disturbing. 😳 😂

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This is both hysterical and disturbing. 😳 😂

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I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

I'm now in search of miniature donkeys with sweaters. 🥹💕

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My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

My name is Humpty... Y'all, what were we listening to? When you stop to pay attention to the lyrics of the songs we were playing, it's shocking! What are some of the raciest ones you remember??

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Maybe don't eat cat poop, ya filthy animal! 🙄🤢 Moms have to resort to extreme measures when you're acting a fool. PSA: This applies to human children and significant others, as well. ✌🏼

Maybe don't eat cat poop, ya filthy animal! 🙄🤢 Moms have to resort to extreme measures when you're acting a fool. PSA: This applies to human children and significant others, as well. ✌🏼

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Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

Karen is upset that it's taking too long at Target Guest Services. She's crashing out, creating a spectacle as Karens often do. After screaming at the top of her lungs, she ends up on the floor and isn't very happy that she's being recorded even though she wants the attention.

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Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

Uh oh…is it an inflatable house? 🤔🤔🤔

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You put pool noodles on one goat and the rest of the herd immediately knows he is now the Final Boss and run for their lives. His name is Diablo. The hay is his, the farm is his. Resistance is futile. 🐐 😈

You put pool noodles on one goat and the rest of the herd immediately knows he is now the Final Boss and run for their lives. His name is Diablo. The hay is his, the farm is his. Resistance is futile. 🐐 😈

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😂😂😂😂 I’m ☠️

😂😂😂😂 I’m ☠️

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He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

He’s completely unimpressed with the scenery and the human. If mountain goats could roll their eyes, he would have. 🙄😂

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When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

When Your Dad Thinks He's Baron Harkonnen But Lives In A 2-Bedroom Apartment In Soho

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Flat Earthers believe the Earth is not a spinning globe but a flat, stationary disk. According to them, Antarctica forms a massive ice wall surrounding the edge of the world, preventing the oceans from spilling over. This is how they imagine the true shape of our planet. 🤔

Flat Earthers believe the Earth is not a spinning globe but a flat, stationary disk. According to them, Antarctica forms a massive ice wall surrounding the edge of the world, preventing the oceans from spilling over. This is how they imagine the true shape of our planet. 🤔

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Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

Keto Creamy Peanut Butter Ice Cream I ❤️ Peanut Butter and this looks like it will hit this spot for my sugar craving without using sugar and probably include some extra protein, too. Please get in my belly!! 😋 Ingredients and instructions in the comments. Enjoy!

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Nature is brutal. 😢 Snapping turtles are no joke. They will take a chunk out of your skin if they’re big enough and you’re not careful! The little albino guy is pretty cute, even if he’s feral. I do see another Dirty Dancing tryout, too. I’ve decided I need a baby tortoise.🐢 Send help.
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Nature is brutal. 😢 Snapping turtles are no joke. They will take a chunk out of your skin if they’re big enough and you’re not careful! The little albino guy is pretty cute, even if he’s feral. I do see another Dirty Dancing tryout, too. I’ve decided I need a baby tortoise.🐢 Send help.

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3,005,418 views • 4 days ago

When they were young…I would have never pegged Ted Cruz as a Rush guy. 😂😂😂 if these aren’t real, they’re hilarious.🤣
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When they were young…I would have never pegged Ted Cruz as a Rush guy. 😂😂😂 if these aren’t real, they’re hilarious.🤣

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2,899,057 views • 13 days ago

They make those support bands but they just don’t do the trick. This is pure relief! 😅😅😅
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They make those support bands but they just don’t do the trick. This is pure relief! 😅😅😅

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6,668,416 views • 1 month ago

Apparently, this is the old school way to get rid of a ganglion cyst. It looks painful but effective. Have any of you had to do this before?? 😳😰
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Apparently, this is the old school way to get rid of a ganglion cyst. It looks painful but effective. Have any of you had to do this before?? 😳😰

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8,052,165 views • 2 months ago

Some kids are just freakishly strong. My daughter didn’t know her own strength as a toddler and absolutely destroyed her older brothers on several occasions. Nature has a way of balancing things out and she is a petite, young lady of normal strength now. 😂😂😂 She would love to be able to own her brothers like that again!
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Some kids are just freakishly strong. My daughter didn’t know her own strength as a toddler and absolutely destroyed her older brothers on several occasions. Nature has a way of balancing things out and she is a petite, young lady of normal strength now. 😂😂😂 She would love to be able to own her brothers like that again!

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222,807 views • 4 days ago

I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭
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I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard at these. 🤣🤣 Come along with me! The first girl is probably fine, though. She had some extra padding to cushion the bounce. 🤭🤭🤭😭😭😭

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10,593,548 views • 3 months ago

💩 Happens. 🙊 First time new parent? Prepare yourself for some disgusting moments that they don't prepare you for! This blow out phase is adorable and messy but it only lasts a couple of years. If you can make it through this one and get through potty training, you're golden!
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💩 Happens. 🙊 First time new parent? Prepare yourself for some disgusting moments that they don't prepare you for! This blow out phase is adorable and messy but it only lasts a couple of years. If you can make it through this one and get through potty training, you're golden!

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1,677,046 views • 28 days ago

I was today years old when I learned about Cataplexy. It’s a neurological condition that’s characterized by a sudden but temporary loss of muscle control triggered by strong emotions like laughter, surprise, or excitement. During an episode, the person remains conscious but experiences muscle weakness that can range from mild, like drooping eyelids, to severe, like collapsing to the floor. 🫪🫪🫪 People with some types of narcolepsy also have cataplexy. Imagine being in danger of falling down every time you laugh! 😳😳😳
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I was today years old when I learned about Cataplexy. It’s a neurological condition that’s characterized by a sudden but temporary loss of muscle control triggered by strong emotions like laughter, surprise, or excitement. During an episode, the person remains conscious but experiences muscle weakness that can range from mild, like drooping eyelids, to severe, like collapsing to the floor. 🫪🫪🫪 People with some types of narcolepsy also have cataplexy. Imagine being in danger of falling down every time you laugh! 😳😳😳

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531,370 views • 12 days ago

When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates
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When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates

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10,549,230 views • 5 months ago

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with him or how old he is, every bit of this is true. 😂😂😂
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It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with him or how old he is, every bit of this is true. 😂😂😂

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3,134,106 views • 2 months ago

Sometimes, animal encounters are unwelcome and sometimes they are just what you need, like a timeline cleanse. That snake can go back to his hole, and the wild, galloping moose can settle down. I'm trying to recall a wild animal encounter and only remember college frat boys. 😜
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Sometimes, animal encounters are unwelcome and sometimes they are just what you need, like a timeline cleanse. That snake can go back to his hole, and the wild, galloping moose can settle down. I'm trying to recall a wild animal encounter and only remember college frat boys. 😜

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49,452 views • 1 day ago

A centuries-old tradition, practiced for more than 2500 years in some provinces, this process of hatching silkworms from the egg and weaving the silk from the fibers is an art form of its own. Beyond the creation of the panel, the dyeing of the threads, and drawing of the idea, is the painstaking embroidery of the hand-drawn draft, which takes hours or even days to complete. These artisans are true masters of their craft.
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A centuries-old tradition, practiced for more than 2500 years in some provinces, this process of hatching silkworms from the egg and weaving the silk from the fibers is an art form of its own. Beyond the creation of the panel, the dyeing of the threads, and drawing of the idea, is the painstaking embroidery of the hand-drawn draft, which takes hours or even days to complete. These artisans are true masters of their craft.

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1,513,977 views • 1 month ago

It's one of the most awkward places to be...next to one of these couples in line at the theme park. The line is already the slowest it's ever been, but adding in this cringe makes it an eternity. If you're part of one of those couples, get a room. ✌🏼
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It's one of the most awkward places to be...next to one of these couples in line at the theme park. The line is already the slowest it's ever been, but adding in this cringe makes it an eternity. If you're part of one of those couples, get a room. ✌🏼

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3,346,263 views • 2 months ago

This man restores headstones in local cemeteries where he lives. It may seem macabre to some but I love that he is caring for and remembering someone who has been forgotten. He uses his time and own money to clean and repair the broken base and then researches the person as much as he can to learn their history and connection to the area. It's a noble unique way to honor others and give back to his community.
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This man restores headstones in local cemeteries where he lives. It may seem macabre to some but I love that he is caring for and remembering someone who has been forgotten. He uses his time and own money to clean and repair the broken base and then researches the person as much as he can to learn their history and connection to the area. It's a noble unique way to honor others and give back to his community.

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609,833 views • 19 days ago

Ok, I have the most heinous case of FOMO that I've ever had. I must know what's on the list. How bad must it be for everyone to react that way?? 😳 Also, this is the best revenge I've seen in a while.
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Ok, I have the most heinous case of FOMO that I've ever had. I must know what's on the list. How bad must it be for everyone to react that way?? 😳 Also, this is the best revenge I've seen in a while.

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3,126,343 views • 2 months ago

Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫
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Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫

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3,589,522 views • 3 months ago

These babies spent 9 months in cushioned bliss, relative quiet, and mostly undisturbed peace and after a shocking entrance, some have already had enough. 😂 A few are adapting well, but there are a couple who are ready for a vacation from this place. We are fatigued, too, kids. Get used to it.
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These babies spent 9 months in cushioned bliss, relative quiet, and mostly undisturbed peace and after a shocking entrance, some have already had enough. 😂 A few are adapting well, but there are a couple who are ready for a vacation from this place. We are fatigued, too, kids. Get used to it.

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283,011 views • 12 days ago

Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭
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Happy Mother's Day! 🥴😭

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3,628,950 views • 3 months ago

You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?
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You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?

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6,541,993 views • 6 months ago

These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?
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These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?

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3,151,694 views • 3 months ago