Blonde of War (JJ)
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Nature is brutal. 😢 Snapping turtles are no joke. They will take a chunk out of your skin if they’re big enough and you’re not careful! The little albino guy is pretty cute, even if he’s feral. I do see another Dirty Dancing tryout, too. I’ve decided I need a baby tortoise.🐢 Send help.
Blonde of War (JJ)3,005,418 görüntüleme • 4 gün önce
When they were young…I would have never pegged Ted Cruz as a Rush guy. 😂😂😂 if these aren’t real, they’re hilarious.🤣
Blonde of War (JJ)2,899,057 görüntüleme • 13 gün önce
They make those support bands but they just don’t do the trick. This is pure relief! 😅😅😅
Blonde of War (JJ)6,668,416 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
Some kids are just freakishly strong. My daughter didn’t know her own strength as a toddler and absolutely destroyed her older brothers on several occasions. Nature has a way of balancing things out and she is a petite, young lady of normal strength now. 😂😂😂 She would love to be able to own her brothers like that again!
Blonde of War (JJ)222,807 görüntüleme • 4 gün önce
💩 Happens. 🙊 First time new parent? Prepare yourself for some disgusting moments that they don't prepare you for! This blow out phase is adorable and messy but it only lasts a couple of years. If you can make it through this one and get through potty training, you're golden!
Blonde of War (JJ)1,677,046 görüntüleme • 28 gün önce
I was today years old when I learned about Cataplexy. It’s a neurological condition that’s characterized by a sudden but temporary loss of muscle control triggered by strong emotions like laughter, surprise, or excitement. During an episode, the person remains conscious but experiences muscle weakness that can range from mild, like drooping eyelids, to severe, like collapsing to the floor. People with some types of narcolepsy also have cataplexy. Imagine being in danger of falling down every time you laugh! 😳😳😳
Blonde of War (JJ)531,370 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce
When The 2028 Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team Is Your Future (Obvs) So Your Hubs Narrates
Blonde of War (JJ)10,549,230 görüntüleme • 5 ay önce
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived with him or how old he is, every bit of this is true. 😂😂😂
Blonde of War (JJ)3,134,106 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
Sometimes, animal encounters are unwelcome and sometimes they are just what you need, like a timeline cleanse. That snake can go back to his hole, and the wild, galloping moose can settle down. I'm trying to recall a wild animal encounter and only remember college frat boys. 😜
Blonde of War (JJ)49,452 görüntüleme • 1 gün önce
A centuries-old tradition, practiced for more than 2500 years in some provinces, this process of hatching silkworms from the egg and weaving the silk from the fibers is an art form of its own. Beyond the creation of the panel, the dyeing of the threads, and drawing of the idea, is the painstaking embroidery of the hand-drawn draft, which takes hours or even days to complete. These artisans are true masters of their craft.
Blonde of War (JJ)1,513,977 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce
It's one of the most awkward places to be...next to one of these couples in line at the theme park. The line is already the slowest it's ever been, but adding in this cringe makes it an eternity. If you're part of one of those couples, get a room. ✌🏼
Blonde of War (JJ)3,346,263 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce
This man restores headstones in local cemeteries where he lives. It may seem macabre to some but I love that he is caring for and remembering someone who has been forgotten. He uses his time and own money to clean and repair the broken base and then researches the person as much as he can to learn their history and connection to the area. It's a noble unique way to honor others and give back to his community.
Blonde of War (JJ)609,833 görüntüleme • 19 gün önce
Have you ever had a Charlie Horse? Here are a few extreme examples…that first foot one is a doozy. 😳😳😳😫😫😫
Blonde of War (JJ)3,589,522 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce
These babies spent 9 months in cushioned bliss, relative quiet, and mostly undisturbed peace and after a shocking entrance, some have already had enough. 😂 A few are adapting well, but there are a couple who are ready for a vacation from this place. We are fatigued, too, kids. Get used to it.
Blonde of War (JJ)283,011 görüntüleme • 12 gün önce
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You’re trying to get to your apartment when Karen, who is moving in, asks you to leave the elevator, even though there is room. She implies she is better because she’s on the 31st floor and you only live on the 5th floor. Would you leave or just push the 5 button anyway?
Blonde of War (JJ)6,541,993 görüntüleme • 6 ay önce
These might be the worst delivery coaches I've ever seen. 😂😂😂😂 My hubs left to eat a meal right before I delivered with every one of my kids so I had to call him back for Showtime when he had a full stomach. Not the best decisions. 🤢 Does anyone else have crazy stories?
Blonde of War (JJ)3,151,694 görüntüleme • 3 ay önce