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Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for the Makerfield By-Election, 2026. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface, at PO Box 818, Tonbridge TN9 9YF

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I just beat Britain First.

I just beat Britain First.

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That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

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This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

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There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface
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There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface

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126,212 views • 1 day ago

So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired
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So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired

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193,484 views • 4 days ago

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.
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I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

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1,042,612 views • 2 months ago

Sex with Count Binface, live in Cheltenham. (Alongside the brilliant zoologist and author Jules Howard).
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Sex with Count Binface, live in Cheltenham. (Alongside the brilliant zoologist and author Jules Howard).

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25,834 views • 6 days ago

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by Count Binface. And quite frankly it's a banger. Help me run for mayor here. Under £5k to go! #BinDay #LoveDemocracy
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There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by Count Binface. And quite frankly it's a banger. Help me run for mayor here. Under £5k to go! #BinDay #LoveDemocracy

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1,473,631 views • 2 years ago

Hello Richmond. Hello Northallerton. Goodbye Rishi.
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Hello Richmond. Hello Northallerton. Goodbye Rishi.

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971,298 views • 2 years ago

My 2024 General Election Results Speech.
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My 2024 General Election Results Speech.

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683,418 views • 1 year ago

Fair play, Mr Mayor. Sadiq Khan #IllBeBack #JusticeForCroissants
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Fair play, Mr Mayor. Sadiq Khan #IllBeBack #JusticeForCroissants

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706,160 views • 2 years ago

At City Hall I got asked some big questions by leading British journalists. And I asked a few back in return. #BindependenceDay
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At City Hall I got asked some big questions by leading British journalists. And I asked a few back in return. #BindependenceDay

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681,565 views • 2 years ago

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
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There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.

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480,709 views • 1 year ago

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface
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Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface

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527,108 views • 2 years ago

🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON
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🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON

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488,513 views • 2 years ago

My pitch to be London Mayor. #BindependenceDay
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My pitch to be London Mayor. #BindependenceDay

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468,334 views • 2 years ago

Send me. It is their destiny. #Eurovision
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Send me. It is their destiny. #Eurovision

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18,894 views • 27 days ago

And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️#VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay Feargal Sharkey
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And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️#VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay Feargal Sharkey

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323,574 views • 2 years ago

How would I improve discipline in the sleazy Houses of Parliament? Simple. With this! #VOTEBINFACE #Byelections #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip
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How would I improve discipline in the sleazy Houses of Parliament? Simple. With this! #VOTEBINFACE #Byelections #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

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336,346 views • 2 years ago

Achievement unlocked! Jeremy Vine analyses my vote on live TV. Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 #RollOnTheSwingometer
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Achievement unlocked! Jeremy Vine analyses my vote on live TV. Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 #RollOnTheSwingometer

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246,536 views • 2 years ago

EXCLUSIVE: Earthlings, i am proud to present video evidence of THE moment of the 2023 election campaign. A moment that will live in the annals of British history, and proof that I’m better than a king. Buckle up. #CountBinface #VoteBinface #uxbridgeandsouthruislip
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EXCLUSIVE: Earthlings, i am proud to present video evidence of THE moment of the 2023 election campaign. A moment that will live in the annals of British history, and proof that I’m better than a king. Buckle up. #CountBinface #VoteBinface #uxbridgeandsouthruislip

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301,483 views • 2 years ago

I popped onto Australian TV.
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I popped onto Australian TV.

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179,925 views • 1 year ago

Vote Count Binface on 2nd May, to take the piss out of Thames Water, in every sense. #BindependenceDay
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Vote Count Binface on 2nd May, to take the piss out of Thames Water, in every sense. #BindependenceDay

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158,121 views • 2 years ago