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An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

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Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog for capturing this.)

Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog for capturing this.)

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Yes, Prime Minister*. (*TBC)

Yes, Prime Minister. (TBC)

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I just beat Britain First.

I just beat Britain First.

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NEW: Ed Davey gives a speech on the finer points of the Liberal Democrat pension policy.

NEW: Ed Davey gives a speech on the finer points of the Liberal Democrat pension policy.

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That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

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This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

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I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.

I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.

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Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

Lights out and away we go! #Clacton

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It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

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I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

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I’m in #PMQs more than Nigel and I’m not even elected yet.

I’m in #PMQs more than Nigel and I’m not even elected yet.

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An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.

An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.

47,089 Aufrufe • vor 8 Tagen

It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x

It's just gone midnight which means it's Election Day, after a spectacular solar eclipse. That's all from Count Binface HQ tonight but I'll be back in the morning. Until then here are some very special pages from Ceefax, broadcast for the very first time from space. Goodnight. x

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Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.

Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.

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Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs. And I’m not even elected yet.

Delighted to make my debut at #PMQs. And I’m not even elected yet.

258,202 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

First I spoke to Sky News. Then I had a chat with GB News and LBC…

First I spoke to Sky News. Then I had a chat with GB News and LBC…

266,971 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface

You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface

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Count Binface meets the press: JAPAN

Count Binface meets the press: JAPAN

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Another journalist asked for my thoughts on the impending Labour leadership explosion. So I said this. #Makerfield

Another journalist asked for my thoughts on the impending Labour leadership explosion. So I said this. #Makerfield

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HS2 is a travesty for the people of Makerfield and Greater Manchester. Vote Binface and #Makerfield Great Again!

HS2 is a travesty for the people of Makerfield and Greater Manchester. Vote Binface and #Makerfield Great Again!

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So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired

So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired

202,497 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Move over Keir and Kemi. Here's the real Prime Minister's Questions: Binface meets Burnham! #PMQs

Move over Keir and Kemi. Here's the real Prime Minister's Questions: Binface meets Burnham! #PMQs

166,511 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten