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After a long day in police custody, Prince Andrew was released on bail earlier this evening. Naturally, his thoughts turned straight to pizza. {satire}

After a long day in police custody, Prince Andrew was released on bail earlier this evening. Naturally, his thoughts turned straight to pizza. {satire}

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David Lammy at PMQs: “My father was ran out of business under the thatcher government” So we brought Mrs Thatcher back to run him out of business as well ⬇️

David Lammy at PMQs: “My father was ran out of business under the thatcher government” So we brought Mrs Thatcher back to run him out of business as well ⬇️

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Ed Davey used his New Year’s speech to go after Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage. He wasn’t ready for what came next..

Ed Davey used his New Year’s speech to go after Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage. He wasn’t ready for what came next..

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Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.

Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.

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Andy Burnham has barely finished announcing his £2 bus-fare cap when The Inbetweeners lads descend on him at a bus stop. Then it becomes On the Buses, as Stan and Jack pile in too. Keep an eye out for Dame Judi Bench. {satire}

Andy Burnham has barely finished announcing his £2 bus-fare cap when The Inbetweeners lads descend on him at a bus stop. Then it becomes On the Buses, as Stan and Jack pile in too. Keep an eye out for Dame Judi Bench. {satire}

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Today, it’s England v Argentina. The last time England faced Argentina, Margaret Thatcher sent a task force to liberate the Falklands, and the lads sent them packing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 {satire}

Today, it’s England v Argentina. The last time England faced Argentina, Margaret Thatcher sent a task force to liberate the Falklands, and the lads sent them packing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 {satire}

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Andy Burnham’s first PMQs went exactly as expected: a man in a black shirt, armed with long eyelashes and no plan, facing Kemi Badenoch with every line ready. He avoided scrutiny before taking office, so we let AI do the job. {satire}

Andy Burnham’s first PMQs went exactly as expected: a man in a black shirt, armed with long eyelashes and no plan, facing Kemi Badenoch with every line ready. He avoided scrutiny before taking office, so we let AI do the job. {satire}

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Andy Burnham’s morning routine is unlike most people’s, especially those who actually work for a living. We take an exclusive look at what gets him going each day, and what it reveals about the man behind the image. {Satire}

Andy Burnham’s morning routine is unlike most people’s, especially those who actually work for a living. We take an exclusive look at what gets him going each day, and what it reveals about the man behind the image. {Satire}

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After tens of thousands of illegal migrants enter Spain, Andy Burnham and newly reinstated Labour MP Diane Abbott board a helicopter to deal with the situation in precisely the way you’d expect from the Labour Party. {satire}

After tens of thousands of illegal migrants enter Spain, Andy Burnham and newly reinstated Labour MP Diane Abbott board a helicopter to deal with the situation in precisely the way you’d expect from the Labour Party. {satire}

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As we pause the satire to remember Ann Widdecombe, this 2011 interview on Graham Norton captures her remarkable optimism and zest for life. She knew we only get one life and believed in making the most of every opportunity. Her example is one we can all carry with us.

As we pause the satire to remember Ann Widdecombe, this 2011 interview on Graham Norton captures her remarkable optimism and zest for life. She knew we only get one life and believed in making the most of every opportunity. Her example is one we can all carry with us.

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It’s the morning after the night before, and Manchesterism has arrived in Downing Street. Andy Burnham, the Gallagher brothers and Alan Bennett are among those said to have partied through the night, leaving No. 10 in a truly shocking state. {satire}

It’s the morning after the night before, and Manchesterism has arrived in Downing Street. Andy Burnham, the Gallagher brothers and Alan Bennett are among those said to have partied through the night, leaving No. 10 in a truly shocking state. {satire}

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Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power. Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage. {satire}

Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power. Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage. {satire}

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With Parliament in summer recess, we’ve launched Park Bench PMQs. A blubbering, drunken government faces questions on immigration and the Spanish border breach, but offers few answers. Kemi Badenoch exposes Andy Burnham’s complete lack of concern. {satire}

With Parliament in summer recess, we’ve launched Park Bench PMQs. A blubbering, drunken government faces questions on immigration and the Spanish border breach, but offers few answers. Kemi Badenoch exposes Andy Burnham’s complete lack of concern. {satire}

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He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a bloke in mascara. Behold the glorious Son of Manchester, Andy Burnham, as he waves his hand and the afflicted are miraculously healed. Dr No-Mandate himself returns in Life of Burnham. {satire}

He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a bloke in mascara. Behold the glorious Son of Manchester, Andy Burnham, as he waves his hand and the afflicted are miraculously healed. Dr No-Mandate himself returns in Life of Burnham. {satire}

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For the next two days, we will pause our satire and share clips celebrating Ann Widdecombe’s greatest moments. Ann was a fearless champion of free speech, and her words feel more relevant than ever. Please join us in paying tribute to her.

For the next two days, we will pause our satire and share clips celebrating Ann Widdecombe’s greatest moments. Ann was a fearless champion of free speech, and her words feel more relevant than ever. Please join us in paying tribute to her.

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After Keir Starmer completed his transformation into Andy Burnham, he arrived at Buckingham Palace to accept the King’s invitation to become Prime Minister. But tradition took an unexpected turn when the King delegated his royal duties to another delightful fellow. {satire}

After Keir Starmer completed his transformation into Andy Burnham, he arrived at Buckingham Palace to accept the King’s invitation to become Prime Minister. But tradition took an unexpected turn when the King delegated his royal duties to another delightful fellow. {satire}

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Look out! It’s Taxman and Robbin’: Andy Burnham and John Healey, scrambling to find someone to pay for their extraordinary promises. Captain Conservative, Kemi Badenoch, foils the plot and sends them packing, but wait… is that The Penguin, Nigel Farage? {satire}

Look out! It’s Taxman and Robbin’: Andy Burnham and John Healey, scrambling to find someone to pay for their extraordinary promises. Captain Conservative, Kemi Badenoch, foils the plot and sends them packing, but wait… is that The Penguin, Nigel Farage? {satire}

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Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}

Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}

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Keir Starmer faced mockery in the Gulf yesterday, after our brave troops were forced to endure one of his speeches and then heard talk of banning Gentleman’s Relish. Quite rightly, the lads were having none of it. {Satire}

Keir Starmer faced mockery in the Gulf yesterday, after our brave troops were forced to endure one of his speeches and then heard talk of banning Gentleman’s Relish. Quite rightly, the lads were having none of it. {Satire}

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Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair. Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy. {satire}

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair. Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy. {satire}

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Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg, materialises through time and space to tackle the many problems Andy Burnham either cannot, or will not, solve. Fortunately, the Doctor has the Mogg Box, which soon proves extremely useful. {satire}

Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg, materialises through time and space to tackle the many problems Andy Burnham either cannot, or will not, solve. Fortunately, the Doctor has the Mogg Box, which soon proves extremely useful. {satire}

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Thirty minutes and £30,000 for the weekly flight to Number 10 in the North may sound like a bargain, but the real show was onboard, as Angela Rayner, Frank Gallagher, Andy Burnham, Lucy Powell and Liam Gallagher unleashed Manchesterism at 30,000 feet. {satire}

Thirty minutes and £30,000 for the weekly flight to Number 10 in the North may sound like a bargain, but the real show was onboard, as Angela Rayner, Frank Gallagher, Andy Burnham, Lucy Powell and Liam Gallagher unleashed Manchesterism at 30,000 feet. {satire}

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Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel. But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers. {satire}

Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel. But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers. {satire}

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Nigel Farage comes out fighting against Count Binface ahead of the Clacton by-election, releasing his smash-hit single, “Ain’t No Binface”, surely destined for No. 1 on the hit parade. {satire}

Nigel Farage comes out fighting against Count Binface ahead of the Clacton by-election, releasing his smash-hit single, “Ain’t No Binface”, surely destined for No. 1 on the hit parade. {satire}

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