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After a long day in police custody, Prince Andrew was released on bail earlier this evening. Naturally, his thoughts turned straight to pizza. {satire}

After a long day in police custody, Prince Andrew was released on bail earlier this evening. Naturally, his thoughts turned straight to pizza. {satire}

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David Lammy at PMQs: “My father was ran out of business under the thatcher government” So we brought Mrs Thatcher back to run him out of business as well ⬇️

David Lammy at PMQs: “My father was ran out of business under the thatcher government” So we brought Mrs Thatcher back to run him out of business as well ⬇️

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Ed Davey used his New Year’s speech to go after Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage. He wasn’t ready for what came next..

Ed Davey used his New Year’s speech to go after Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Nigel Farage. He wasn’t ready for what came next..

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Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.

Keir Starmer has literally just turned up at the G20, tripped, and fallen head-first into Rachel Reeves’ infinite Black Hole.

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Today, it’s England v Argentina. The last time England faced Argentina, Margaret Thatcher sent a task force to liberate the Falklands, and the lads sent them packing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 {satire}

Today, it’s England v Argentina. The last time England faced Argentina, Margaret Thatcher sent a task force to liberate the Falklands, and the lads sent them packing. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 {satire}

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Andy Burnham has barely finished announcing his £2 bus-fare cap when The Inbetweeners lads descend on him at a bus stop. Then it becomes On the Buses, as Stan and Jack pile in too. Keep an eye out for Dame Judi Bench. {satire}

Andy Burnham has barely finished announcing his £2 bus-fare cap when The Inbetweeners lads descend on him at a bus stop. Then it becomes On the Buses, as Stan and Jack pile in too. Keep an eye out for Dame Judi Bench. {satire}

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Channel 4’s allegations over Reform UK foreign donations get the Father Ted treatment: Nigel Farage faces the Bishop, James Orr and Dan Jukes perform financial miracles, Zia Yusuf spills the tea, and Lee Anderson launches a 30p milk-float getaway. All above board. {satire}

Channel 4’s allegations over Reform UK foreign donations get the Father Ted treatment: Nigel Farage faces the Bishop, James Orr and Dan Jukes perform financial miracles, Zia Yusuf spills the tea, and Lee Anderson launches a 30p milk-float getaway. All above board. {satire}

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The Holborn and St Pancras by-election gives us a tale of two socialists: Zack Polanski versus Communist Granddaddy George Galloway. But once the dancing starts, the political tension becomes something else entirely. Not even speaking in Urdu could stop this. {satire}

The Holborn and St Pancras by-election gives us a tale of two socialists: Zack Polanski versus Communist Granddaddy George Galloway. But once the dancing starts, the political tension becomes something else entirely. Not even speaking in Urdu could stop this. {satire}

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Keir Starmer faced mockery in the Gulf yesterday, after our brave troops were forced to endure one of his speeches and then heard talk of banning Gentleman’s Relish. Quite rightly, the lads were having none of it. {Satire}

Keir Starmer faced mockery in the Gulf yesterday, after our brave troops were forced to endure one of his speeches and then heard talk of banning Gentleman’s Relish. Quite rightly, the lads were having none of it. {Satire}

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Andy Burnham and John Healey are happily playing in the sandpit while Mum Diane Abbott keeps watch. Trouble starts when Andy pinches John’s toy soldiers, insisting welfare comes before defence. Then Dad Lee Anderson arrives home with cobs for everyone. {satire}

Andy Burnham and John Healey are happily playing in the sandpit while Mum Diane Abbott keeps watch. Trouble starts when Andy pinches John’s toy soldiers, insisting welfare comes before defence. Then Dad Lee Anderson arrives home with cobs for everyone. {satire}

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Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}

Andy Burnham was caught having a full-blown meltdown while campaigning in Makerfield ahead of the by-election. He only calmed down when Gemma Collins arrived, having apparently been summoned to save the campaign, but sadly, tragedy soon ensued. {satire}

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Last night, Reform’s Birmingham conference was treated to a dazzling performance from the legendary Boney M. Naturally, Nigel Farage seized centre stage, and what better number for the occasion than a spectacular rendition of Rasputin? {satire}

Last night, Reform’s Birmingham conference was treated to a dazzling performance from the legendary Boney M. Naturally, Nigel Farage seized centre stage, and what better number for the occasion than a spectacular rendition of Rasputin? {satire}

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As we pause the satire to remember Ann Widdecombe, this 2011 interview on Graham Norton captures her remarkable optimism and zest for life. She knew we only get one life and believed in making the most of every opportunity. Her example is one we can all carry with us.

As we pause the satire to remember Ann Widdecombe, this 2011 interview on Graham Norton captures her remarkable optimism and zest for life. She knew we only get one life and believed in making the most of every opportunity. Her example is one we can all carry with us.

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Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair. Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy. {satire}

Nicola Sturgeon faced heavy scrutiny over the weekend over her apparent blindness to that motorhome. Matters worsened when she and her husband somehow ended up trapped in Gordon Brown’s cave of eternal despair. Spare a thought for the Scots. It can’t be easy. {satire}

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Andy Burnham’s first PMQs went exactly as expected: a man in a black shirt, armed with long eyelashes and no plan, facing Kemi Badenoch with every line ready. He avoided scrutiny before taking office, so we let AI do the job. {satire}

Andy Burnham’s first PMQs went exactly as expected: a man in a black shirt, armed with long eyelashes and no plan, facing Kemi Badenoch with every line ready. He avoided scrutiny before taking office, so we let AI do the job. {satire}

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Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power. Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage. {satire}

Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg and his assistant Steve travel to Clacton in 2046, where the phallic-neck Daleks have seized power. Their only hope? Return to 2026 and find Count Binface to take on Nigel Farage. {satire}

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Disgraceful banned video depicting Jeremy Clarkson and Keir Starmer fighting has caused mass outrage and offence. So we made a politically correct and woke version that everyone can enjoy… {satire}

Disgraceful banned video depicting Jeremy Clarkson and Keir Starmer fighting has caused mass outrage and offence. So we made a politically correct and woke version that everyone can enjoy… {satire}

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He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a bloke in mascara. Behold the glorious Son of Manchester, Andy Burnham, as he waves his hand and the afflicted are miraculously healed. Dr No-Mandate himself returns in Life of Burnham. {satire}

He’s not the Messiah, he’s just a bloke in mascara. Behold the glorious Son of Manchester, Andy Burnham, as he waves his hand and the afflicted are miraculously healed. Dr No-Mandate himself returns in Life of Burnham. {satire}

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Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel. But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers. {satire}

Keeping Up with the Sturgeons continues After escaping Gordon Brown’s Cave of Despair, Nicola and Peter cross the Scottish border and flee to the familiar comfort of London’s Savoy Hotel. But they weren’t counting on The Proclaimers. {satire}

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Andy Burnham is busy playing Pop-Up Pirate when Shabana Mahmood storms in with news of 140 illegal migrants arriving in Portsmouth. Burnham, furious at the interruption, eventually declares that moving the boats from Dover to Portsmouth is simply “devolution”. {satire}

Andy Burnham is busy playing Pop-Up Pirate when Shabana Mahmood storms in with news of 140 illegal migrants arriving in Portsmouth. Burnham, furious at the interruption, eventually declares that moving the boats from Dover to Portsmouth is simply “devolution”. {satire}

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Daleks have arrived in Piddington. Only Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg, can save the village. But en route, he regenerates into Boris Johnson, the Crewkerne Gazette’s new Doctor. Can Boris devise a cunning plan to free Piddington from Dalek rule? {satire}

Daleks have arrived in Piddington. Only Doctor Who, Jacob Rees-Mogg, can save the village. But en route, he regenerates into Boris Johnson, the Crewkerne Gazette’s new Doctor. Can Boris devise a cunning plan to free Piddington from Dalek rule? {satire}

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For the next two days, we will pause our satire and share clips celebrating Ann Widdecombe’s greatest moments. Ann was a fearless champion of free speech, and her words feel more relevant than ever. Please join us in paying tribute to her.

For the next two days, we will pause our satire and share clips celebrating Ann Widdecombe’s greatest moments. Ann was a fearless champion of free speech, and her words feel more relevant than ever. Please join us in paying tribute to her.

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It’s the morning after the night before, and Manchesterism has arrived in Downing Street. Andy Burnham, the Gallagher brothers and Alan Bennett are among those said to have partied through the night, leaving No. 10 in a truly shocking state. {satire}

It’s the morning after the night before, and Manchesterism has arrived in Downing Street. Andy Burnham, the Gallagher brothers and Alan Bennett are among those said to have partied through the night, leaving No. 10 in a truly shocking state. {satire}

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Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office. In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister. {satire}

Keir Starmer is preparing to resign this morning, ending in humiliation after barely two years in office. In dramatic scenes outside Downing Street, Jay from The Inbetweeners arrived to witness the fall of Labour’s shortest-serving Prime Minister. {satire}

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