ELIJAH SCHÄFFER

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Producing children this genetically dissimilar than you isn’t a flex

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Imagine you’re the husband working 12 hour days to afford the privilege for your wife to stay home in an upper middle class home like this She has every modern luxury, doesn’t worry about food, car paid for, hair done, nice clothes & only one child & you find this on TikTok?

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FRISCO: Karmelo Anthony BLM protest is heating up outside the Frisco court house Random supporters are approaching white people like myself and screaming at us Lots of anti-white racial slurs being thrown around. I’ve already been threatened and assaulted along with my crew

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Los Angeles is like Gotham city right now

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Dallas, Texas is quickly becoming unlivable with the Indian invasion

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FRISCO: “Fck India! Fck India!” A Texas resident Clayton Walker rips an Indian flag in front of city hall Voicing anger against the Indian immigration invasion in north Dallas

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Why do girls that look like this always have the highest standards?

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All this work to remain modest & not draw attention to their physical beauty in public And they still can’t stay away from social media while trying to get the attention of 40.1 million strangers who viewed this video about their appearance Ironic. Females are fascinating

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Never forget what they took form us

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Boomers will kick you out of the house at 18 so they can live like this on a Tuesday at 11am

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Holy shit, what a f*cking waste

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Women literally abandon their children to make spreadsheets. Pathetic losers

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Usual suspect

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Probably all divorced

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Why do masculine lesbians always adopt the style of a 13 year old upper middle class Hispanic boy with divorced parents?

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Fighting antisemitism in video games is so 2025

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They ruin everything

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Here’s the deal on women’s hair Men prefer the before But they aren’t kicking either out of bed Women compliment the after Because they hate competition & love using fake compliments to gas ugly chicks - and to look good publicly But women look better w/ longer hair

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