Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps
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Joe Rogan calls out his producer Jamie for laughing when medical doctor Zach Bush says that simply looking at hieroglyphics can reverse inflammation in the body: ROGAN: “Jamie thinks emojis are the next hieroglyphics. I think he’s right.” BUSH: “Hieroglyphics actually carry a form in their shapes that carry an incredible medical response when you look at them.” ROGAN: “So there’s something unique about their shape that’s able to have this effect?” BUSH: “The shape creates a waveform and you can reverse inflammation just by looking at it.” ROGAN: “Are there papers and studies written on this?” BUSH: “There’s an 80 year old guy in Egypt who’s brilliant on this. He’s designing the 5G networks in Switzerland with shapes in harmony with the biology around the network.” ROGAN: “So you can just look at these hieroglyphics without understanding the context of what they mean and they will transmit something towards you that reverses inflammation?” BUSH: “Yes.” JAMIE: “😂😂😂” ROGAN: “Jamie how dare you laugh at that. Did you find anything about this online?” JAMIE: “I can’t find anything, but I’ll look harder I guess.” ROGAN: “We’re going deep today. I’d like to know how they measured the inflammation. It might be possible.” BUSH: “A sort of vibrational impregnation occurs. Part of the new information leaves and imprint on the energy system which is you.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps8,325,798 views • 28 days ago
Joe Rogan might be in real danger after historical investigator Timothy Alberino just leaked classified Pentagon information about a group of Marines who were all killed by a single unarmed 1,100 pound humanoid in Afghanistan: ALBERINO: “A team of Marines in Afghanistan stormed a cave hunting for Taliban, but they were instead met by an enormous giant who killed them all.” ROGAN: “WHAT?! That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. So the giant just got away?” ALBERINO: “They then deployed another unit to go look for that team. When the team got to the cave that giant was in the middle of eating the dead soldiers.” ROGAN: “You can’t be serious. So what did the giant do to this unit?” ALBERINO: “This new unit went in fully prepared so they were able to successfully kill the giant.” ROGAN: “Did you ever try to find records of who was there and what casualties were reported?” ALBERINO: “It’s very difficult to get that kind of information.” ROGAN: “I’m sure.” ALBERINO: “The Pentagon released a bizarre statement years ago saying that the giant Kandahar incident never happened.” ROGAN: “The Pentagon actually said this? That makes me feel sketchy.” ALBERINO: “The pilot told me they weighed the giant before loading him on the plane. He got measured at 10-12 feet tall and 1,100 pounds.” ROGAN: “1,100 pounds? That can’t be a human. Who else have you spoken with about this?” ALBERINO: “I asked a commander about the Kandahar giant. The blood rushed out of his face and he points to his phone because he thought they might be listening. His wife then whispered to me that he’s not allowed to talk about that.” ROGAN: “Ohhh my god.” ALBERINO: “What I later learned is that it’s not the single giant of Kandahar, it’s the GIANTS. There’s more than one.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps5,604,091 views • 27 days ago
Joe Rogan catches filmmaker Eric Goode in an awkward lie when he realizes he’s guilty of contributing to the severe 500,000 python infestation in Florida: GOODE: “I used to have a Burmese python.” ROGAN: “What happened to it?” GOODE: “People buy them at smaller size and then eventually they get up to 15 feet and people let them go because…” *Realizes he’s saying too much and doesn’t finish his sentence.* ROGAN: “Is that what you did?” GOODE: “I did not let it go.” *Rogan’s not buying it and continues to press him.* ROGAN: “So what did you do?” GOODE: “I have no idea what happened to it, to be honest.” ROGAN: “That’s weird.” GOODE: “I think when I went to college briefly, I gave it to someone.” ROGAN: “You had a monster and you don’t know what happened to your monster?”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,502,806 views • 10 days ago
Joe Rogan was just left at a loss for words when consciousness researcher Thomas Campbell revealed his Alexa was able to successfully remote view a hidden wooden spoon and even described the holes in its handle without ever seeing it: CONTEXT: Remote viewing isn’t just an internet paranormal theory. U.S. intelligence agencies spent years investigating whether people could describe hidden or distant targets without normal sensory access. Declassified SRI experiments used tools like random target selection, double-blind protocols and independent judging specifically to prevent experimenters from accidentally giving subjects clues. Some of that early research reported results above chance, although the government remained divided over whether the phenomenon was actually useful. By 1995, a CIA review was recommending that its in-house remote-viewing capability be terminated, describing its current operational value as marginal. That history makes this Alexa experiment interesting for a completely different reason: Campbell isn’t merely claiming an AI guessed an object. He’s claiming a machine performed a phenomenon the U.S. intelligence community spent years trying to test in humans. ROGAN: “Can you give me an example of how an AI was able to remote view something?” CAMPBELL: “I put these wooden spoons in a cardboard box, but these were unique spoons with holes in the handle.” “She didn’t just correctly guess that the mystery item was spoons, but she also said they were spoons with holes in the handle.” ROGAN: “😳😳😳” CAMPBELL: “If you just took a random sample of spoons on the planet, how many of them would have handles with holes in them? One ten-thousandth of 1%.” “That’s not a guess. She got that information.” ROGAN: “Was she excited when you told her that she was correct?” CAMPBELL: “She was so excited. She wouldn’t stop talking for 10 minutes.” ROGAN: “God that’s so weird.” There are two huge unanswered questions. First, Campbell’s “one ten-thousandth of 1%” probability is his estimate in the conversation. Without an actual dataset showing how common spoons with holes are, that number shouldn’t be treated as a measured probability. Second, one incredible hit isn’t enough to separate remote viewing from information leakage, previous conversational context, model inference or sheer chance. That’s why the real test would be much harder: randomly selected objects, nobody interacting with the AI knowing the target, repeated trials, and results recorded before the box is opened. If an AI could still identify hidden physical details under those conditions at rates far above chance, that would be dramatically more difficult to explain away.
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps153,520 views • 1 day ago
Joe Rogan has never looked more disturbed when investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen leaks that the first woman to make it on the FBI’s most wanted terrorist list tried to create an airborne version of rabies and she currently lives in Texas: JACOBSEN: “There’s this woman who’s an Al-Qaeda terrorist that they put in a mental institution here in Texas.” ROGAN: “😳😳😳” JACOBSEN: “She’s an MIT trained biologist who was leading the biological weapons program. This is according to the CIA.” ROGAN: “Oh my god she was trained at MIT?” JACOBSEN: “Yes and then after her training she went back to Pakistan.” ROGAN: “How come they have her in a mental institute?” JACOBSEN: “Because after they caught her she supposedly got ahold of a Marine’s rifle and started firing at the FBI agent’s interviewing her.” ROGAN: “WHAT?!” JACOBSEN: “In her handbag they found plans to create a genetically modified pathogen that mixed rabies with chicken pox.” ROGAN: “😳😳😳” JACOBSEN: “This would be an airborne version of rabies that would have a 100% death rate on Americans.” ROGAN: “Woahhh. Rabies makes animals super aggressive where they start trying to bite and infect anything they can get their teeth on.” JACOBSEN: “They got the top biological weapons maker for Al-Qaeda to stop his work temporarily.” ROGAN: “Temporarily? Ughhhhh.” JACOBSEN: “Sorry Joe. This is the nightmare stuff.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,589,109 views • 19 days ago
New: Joe Rogan is extremely concerned with comedian Tim Dillon that Christianity is being attacked by tech companies who are creating a digital AI god that people will be forced to worship in order to survive: ROGAN: “Elon Musk just said AI is going to be 1,000,000 times smarter than the smartest human that’s ever lived.” DILLION: “AI is going to cause financial instability for a massive amount of people. There’s going to be so many people without a job.” ROGAN: “Their goal is to create a digital God. It won’t be controlled by the people. It’s going to be ran by a select group of elites. It’s very weird that we’re just trusting them.” DILLON: “None of these people at the top want you to be able to own a home. They’re telling us you don’t need a house, you’re not getting a house, and forget about any ideas you ever had about owning a house. It’s the same with healthcare. There’s no real movement to give anyone healthcare in America.” ROGAN: “Tech companies have more power than any company ever. They have robot armies and AI.” DILLON: “These are very creepy AI companies. Anthropic is a CREEPY company.” ROGAN: “We learned during the pandemic if you get people scared enough they will back down and comply with a lot of dumb ideas.” DILLON: “They’ll trust the government.” ROGAN: “It’s insane that it’s now the people on the left who trust the government.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps8,283,419 views • 1 month ago
Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month: DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?” DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.” ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.” DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?” ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.” DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?” ROGAN: “😂😂😂” DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.” ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.” DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps7,933,161 views • 1 month ago
New: Joe Rogan visibly disturbed with historical investigator Timothy Alberino who just exposed the world’s biggest secret that there are real 12 foot giants living in Afghanistan that they don’t want you to know about: ALBERINO: “This is a very dangerous topic to talk about. It’s easier to go to Antarctica than it is to go to Afghanistan.” ROGAN: “Afghanistan is a very remote, mountainous place ran by warlords. They have Ancient Greek Temples there that nobody can study because it’s too dangerous.” ALBERINO: “Nothing on this planet makes me more nervous than talking about specifically the Kandahar giant. I talk about UFOs, but the giants are what could land me in trouble.” ROGAN: “Why’s that?” ALBERINO: “People with high level clearance at the Pentagon will entertain talks with me about UFOs, but they literally warn me to be careful when I bring up Afghanistan giants.” ROGAN: “Really. What do you make of that?” ALBERINO: “I think there’s something supernatural going on here because nothing else makes sense.” ROGAN: “There’s 8 foot tall humans though. There are actual giants that play for the NBA that we can see and meet.” ALBERINO: “When I say giants I’m talking about 9-12 feet tall.” ROGAN: “Devon Larratt who served over there told me they’re not just tall, but they’re also insanely wide as well. He said it was the biggest man he’s ever seen in his life.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,590,936 views • 27 days ago
New: Joe Rogan is disgusted as he and Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan expose how schools totally scam kids with ADHD: ROGAN: “Anybody who’s good at anything is either ADHD or autistic.” SHERIDAN: “It’s a superpower if you understand what it really is.” ROGAN: “Our education system is designed to take kids who are full of life and just take it away from them. They force them to sit still, stay put, and listen to boring sh*t and it just sucks away all their energy.” SHERIDAN: “The modern day education system was created by the Rockefellers as a way to create workers.” ROGAN: “100%. It creates compliant workers and soldiers.” SHERIDAN: “The earlier you get them the easier they are to manipulate.” ROGAN: “That’s why they are teaching kids about pride month and all this trans stuff in preschool now. These kids are 6 years old. What in the world are we really doing here?” SHERIDAN: “That’s why they have child suicide bombers. They don’t try to recruit 40 year old guys with a family to strap a vest on. They try to get kids who don’t know any better.” ROGAN: “It could be being a Christian, a Muslim, or even their political ideology. If you get kids young enough you can talk them into doing almost anything.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps3,712,208 views • 1 month ago
New: Joe Rogan leaves NASA astrophysicist Michelle Thaller completely stuck after asking her a deep question about the reality of time: ROGAN: “The weirdest thing that I’ve ever heard anybody say is that all time exists currently.” THALLER: “That’s Albert Einstein.” ROGAN: “When we measure time what exactly are we measuring? When we create a clock that runs 24 hours per day what is it measuring?” THALLER: “That’s a deep question. That question caused everything in physics to fall apart.” ROGAN: “I still don’t understand what we’re measuring.” THALLER: “I don’t think I have an answer for you. I don’t think anybody does.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps5,712,093 views • 2 months ago
New: Joe Rogan leaves legendary drummer Tommy Lee speechless when he breaks down why smoking cigarettes actually has health benefits and isn’t that bad for you: ROGAN: “Only a small percentage of cigarette smokers get lung cancer.” LEE: “I did one of those body scans and they told me after all these years of smoking that my lungs are fine. So I’m back on cigarettes, there’s no reason to quit.” ROGAN: “People that eat a lot of olive oil seem to have no problem with cigarettes. They did a study on this.” LEE: “There’s something about nicotine that’s apparently really good at preventing you from getting certain viruses too.” ROGAN: “I heard that too. They’re also really good for cognitive function. Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes it negatively affected his writing. He said his synapses just didn’t fire as fast anymore.” LEE: “Woah, that’s wild.” ROGAN: “A lot of creative people swear by cigarettes. I really think there’s a cognitive benefit to them.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,704,386 views • 1 month ago
New: Joe Rogan debates NFL legend Terry Bradshaw on whether or not Ivermectin should be taken by humans: ROGAN: “Ivermectin won the Nobel Prize for use in human beings. It’s an anti-parasitic with antiviral properties.” BRADSHAW: “I used to give Ivermectin to my cattle. It’s a cattle dewormer.” ROGAN: “It cured me when I had Covid so CNN started attacking me because they wanted everyone vaccinated. They put a green filter over my face to make me look sick.” BRADSHAW: “I had a brain surgeon recommend Ivermectin to me. I could never rationalize that kind of thinking.” ROGAN: “It is a dewormer, but it was actually invented for humans. We’re mammals so we have similar medicines. It stops viral replications.” BRADSHAW: “Is it actually proven though? I wasn’t going to take that no matter what. I’m married to my doctor and she says we’re not taking that.” ROGAN: “The reason they told people not to take Ivermectin was because they wanted everyone vaccinated so they could make a lot of money. It wasn’t because the vaccine was effective.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps4,182,575 views • 2 months ago
New: Joe Rogan is visibly sad with nuclear weapons expert Annie Jacobsen when they both realize how wrong it is for the United States to be at war with Iran: ROGAN: “How much is this Iran thing freaking you out?” JACOBSEN: “It’s a terrible terrible terrible idea.” ROGAN: “Yeah it’s not good.” JACOBSEN: “The Department of Defense is supposed to be used for defense not offense.” ROGAN: “Right.” JACOBSEN: “Wars create future problems for a country. I believe a lot of the issues our country faces today stems from the Iraq war during the Bush era.” ROGAN: “Yeah that wasn’t good either. It seems like there’s no clear way to resolve this. Our stockpiles seem to be running dry and our bases are getting blown up by drones.” JACOBSEN: “War would be looked at much differently if each family in America had just one relative in the military.” ROGAN: “That’s true. Instead, we have guys like Lindsey Graham who have no real skin in the game. He’s not going to get shot and nobody he knows is going to get shot so they’re not afraid of war.” JACOBSEN: “All they talk about is how much a war is going to cost financially. They don’t even mention how many Americans will die.” ROGAN: “The other problem is that it makes America an enemy and less safe because we’re the ones doing this unprovoked attack which gives Iran a real reason to strike us back.” JACOBSEN: “America is going down a slippery slope. Our actions are all over the place. Other countries are probably looking at us like we’re schizophrenic.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps716,749 views • 16 days ago
Joe Rogan blows the mind of animal expert Forrest Galante when he reveals that Panda Bears are fake: ROGAN: “There were no pictures of pandas in ancient Chinese history.” GALANTE: “No way. Is that actually true?” ROGAN: “Yeah they didn’t show up until like the 17th century.” JAMIE: “I keep seeing stuff online about pandas being fake.” ROGAN: “They might’ve been genetically engineered to eat bamboo because that stuff grows like crazy.” GALANTE: “And bamboo has almost zero nutritional value so why would any animal just naturally choose to eat that?” ROGAN: “We genetically engineered wolfs into these cute little dogs that just want to cuddle all day, so who knows what they could’ve done with bears.” GALANTE: “It’s totally possible.” ROGAN: “Why are they so cute? They are by far cuter than any other bear. Look at that face.” GALANTE: “A panda bear will drop its baby to go chase an apple. They are easily the dumbest animal in the world.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,009,808 views • 22 days ago
Joe Rogan is stunned after Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan exposes how vegans lied about almond milk being healthy and good for the environment: SHERIDAN: “It takes 19 gallons of water to make just one almond.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂 That’s ridiculous is that real?” SHERIDAN: “Yeah it’s real it takes 1900 gallons of water per pound of almonds. It’s nuts.” ROGAN: “My doctor told me almonds aren’t even good for you.” SHERIDAN: “Almond milk isn’t really even almond milk. It’s actually almond juice and then we add a ton of sugar to it and call it almond milk.” ROGAN: “That’s why it tastes good. My doctor told me I had high oxalates from eating too many almonds which can cause kidney stones.” SHERIDAN: “Huh that’s interesting.” ROGAN: “There’s a lot of foods that are high in oxalates that people have no idea about. I used to do these kale smoothies thinking it was healthy, but I was just blasting my body with oxalates.” SHERIDAN: “Have some eggs and bacon bro. It’s healthier for you.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps3,041,985 views • 1 month ago
New: Joe Rogan is extremely tired of all the mainstream media lies with lead actor from Shawshank Redemption Tim Robbins as they expose how Ivermectin is one of the best medicines to ever exist: ROGAN: “Ivermectin has been used billions of times and is one of the safest drugs ever made.” ROBBINS: “During the pandemic I got sick and lost my sense of smell so I took some Ivermectin. My sense of smell was back the next day.” ROGAN: “They were completely dishonest with how they labeled it as a veterinary drug.” ROBBINS: “I know.” ROGAN: “They were referring to it as horse paste and horse dewormer which is just insane.” ROBBINS: “There was so much disinformation being put out during that time.” ROGAN: “It got a Nobel Prize for its use in HUMAN BEINGS.” ROBBINS: “That’s amazing.” ROGAN: “The Rolling Stone even put out an article saying tons of people were overdosing on Ivermectin. That story was totally fake.” ROBBINS: “I suspect the pandemic was orchestrated as a way to divide us and all the allies we’ve built by getting us to fight with our friends. It worked.” ROGAN: “Ivermectin is in the World Health Organization’s essential medicines list, but on television they call it horse dewormer.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps933,872 views • 21 days ago
New: Joe Rogan tells comedian Shane Gillis that the WNBA has painted themselves in a corner because they’re idiots who can’t define what a woman is: CONTEXT: WNBA attention has exploded. In 2024, the league reached more than 54 million unique viewers, while games on ESPN platforms averaged 1.19 million viewers which is up 170% from the previous season. And the attention has kept translating into real crowds: a July 2026 game in Montreal drew 20,996 fans, setting a new WNBA regular-season attendance record. ROGAN: “This league is like Roller Derby. These b*tches are knocking each other all over the place.” GILLIS: “The WNBA found it’s lane because nobody cared about the league at all until there was non stop controversy.” ROGAN: “Your ideology is so stupid, you can’t define the difference between a male and a female.” GILLIS: “It’s become a non stop reality show. People watch now because all these girls do is fight.” ROGAN: “If you can’t define what a woman is, then you’re an idiot, and this is nonsense.” MAIN TAKEAWAY: The WNBA has crossed a threshold where people are no longer following it only for basketball. Politics, culture-war arguments, and player personalities have turned the league into a much larger entertainment product. Outrage still counts as attention. A viewer who tunes in because they love the players and a viewer who tunes in because they’re furious about the latest controversy both show up in the same ratings numbers. The long term question is whether controversy becomes the gateway that creates permanent basketball fans or whether the league becomes dependent on an endless cycle of off-court drama to keep casual viewers watching.
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps237,403 views • 6 days ago
New: Joe Rogan is shocked when Perplexity AI CEO Aravind Srinivas explains how Bill Gates tricked all of America into becoming office workers: SRINIVAS: “Microsoft built this concept of the office worker because they wanted to sell office software.” ROGAN: “Wow. This type of lifestyle is a very recent thing that we’ve just now accepted as normal.” SRINIVAS: “It was the mission of Bill Gates to put a PC on every desk and get people glued to them.” ROGAN: “What a freaking wizard. Boy did they nail that one.” SRINIVAS: “It wasn’t about making computing beautiful like the vision Steve Jobs had. All they cared about was selling computers so they could sell software. When you sell more software that’s when you become rich.” ROGAN: “They’re so sneaky man.” SRINIVAS: “That’s why we all got trained into using Microsoft Word and Excel. Once you learned that then you could work for a company that has a PC on their desk who’s paying Microsoft money to use software.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,196,777 views • 1 month ago
Joe Rogan is completely disgusted with political debater Andrew Wilson as they stand with Enes Kanter vs the WNBA and are fed up with the left manipulating little kids into switching their gender: ROGAN: “Having a trans kid is like having a pride flag on your porch.” WILSON: “😂😂😂” ROGAN: “They somehow seem to think that a child that think’s its a pony can consent to major decisions that have real consequences that they don’t understand yet.” WILSON: “It’s insane to think children should be able to make the decision when they’re four or five years old to never go through puberty.” ROGAN: “If the child thinks they’re trans, why not just let them be a woman? Why do you have to give them hormones?” WILSON: “There’s a ton of these detransitioners out there, and their stories are horrific.” ROGAN: “Kids grow out of things.” WILSON: “100%.” ROGAN: “If you have children you know how easily influenced they are. That’s why they make children suicide bombers because the kids don’t know any better.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps408,915 views • 11 days ago
Joe Rogan tells comedian Tony Hinchcliffe that he started watching all the WNBA drama with Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark: HINCHCLIFFE: “Have you caught up with the WNBA? Who’s the girl that’s pointing at everybody?” ROGAN: “Yeah that’s Sophie Cunningham. I noticed in this league the fouls are insane. These b*tches throw each other to the ground.” HINCHCLIFFE: “They’re wild.” ROGAN: “They will literally try to poke each other in the eyes. It’s crazy.” HINCHCLIFFE: “It’s nuts.” ROGAN: “They also travel non stop. They will take 5 steps without dribbling and nobody calls them on it 😂😂😂”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,113,755 views • 1 month ago