Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps
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Joe Rogan blows the mind of animal expert Forrest Galante when he reveals that Panda Bears are fake: ROGAN: “There were no pictures of pandas in ancient Chinese history.” GALANTE: “No way. Is that actually true?” ROGAN: “Yeah they didn’t show up until like the 17th century.” JAMIE: “I keep seeing stuff online about pandas being fake.” ROGAN: “They might’ve been genetically engineered to eat bamboo because that stuff grows like crazy.” GALANTE: “And bamboo has almost zero nutritional value so why would any animal just naturally choose to eat that?” ROGAN: “We genetically engineered wolfs into these cute little dogs that just want to cuddle all day, so who knows what they could’ve done with bears.” GALANTE: “It’s totally possible.” ROGAN: “Why are they so cute? They are by far cuter than any other bear. Look at that face.” GALANTE: “A panda bear will drop its baby to go chase an apple. They are easily the dumbest animal in the world.”
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Joe Rogan calls out his producer Jamie for laughing when medical doctor Zach Bush says that simply looking at hieroglyphics can reverse inflammation in the body: ROGAN: “Jamie thinks emojis are the next hieroglyphics. I think he’s right.” BUSH: “Hieroglyphics actually carry a form in their shapes that carry an incredible medical response when you look at them.” ROGAN: “So there’s something unique about their shape that’s able to have this effect?” BUSH: “The shape creates a waveform and you can reverse inflammation just by looking at it.” ROGAN: “Are there papers and studies written on this?” BUSH: “There’s an 80 year old guy in Egypt who’s brilliant on this. He’s designing the 5G networks in Switzerland with shapes in harmony with the biology around the network.” ROGAN: “So you can just look at these hieroglyphics without understanding the context of what they mean and they will transmit something towards you that reverses inflammation?” BUSH: “Yes.” JAMIE: “😂😂😂” ROGAN: “Jamie how dare you laugh at that. Did you find anything about this online?” JAMIE: “I can’t find anything, but I’ll look harder I guess.” ROGAN: “We’re going deep today. I’d like to know how they measured the inflammation. It might be possible.” BUSH: “A sort of vibrational impregnation occurs. Part of the new information leaves and imprint on the energy system which is you.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps8,300,263 次观看 • 6 天前
Joe Rogan might be in real danger after historical investigator Timothy Alberino just leaked classified Pentagon information about a group of Marines who were all killed by a single unarmed 1,100 pound humanoid in Afghanistan: ALBERINO: “A team of Marines in Afghanistan stormed a cave hunting for Taliban, but they were instead met by an enormous giant who killed them all.” ROGAN: “WHAT?! That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. So the giant just got away?” ALBERINO: “They then deployed another unit to go look for that team. When the team got to the cave that giant was in the middle of eating the dead soldiers.” ROGAN: “You can’t be serious. So what did the giant do to this unit?” ALBERINO: “This new unit went in fully prepared so they were able to successfully kill the giant.” ROGAN: “Did you ever try to find records of who was there and what casualties were reported?” ALBERINO: “It’s very difficult to get that kind of information.” ROGAN: “I’m sure.” ALBERINO: “The Pentagon released a bizarre statement years ago saying that the giant Kandahar incident never happened.” ROGAN: “The Pentagon actually said this? That makes me feel sketchy.” ALBERINO: “The pilot told me they weighed the giant before loading him on the plane. He got measured at 10-12 feet tall and 1,100 pounds.” ROGAN: “1,100 pounds? That can’t be a human. Who else have you spoken with about this?” ALBERINO: “I asked a commander about the Kandahar giant. The blood rushed out of his face and he points to his phone because he thought they might be listening. His wife then whispered to me that he’s not allowed to talk about that.” ROGAN: “Ohhh my god.” ALBERINO: “What I later learned is that it’s not the single giant of Kandahar, it’s the GIANTS. There’s more than one.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps5,567,864 次观看 • 5 天前
New: Joe Rogan visibly disturbed with historical investigator Timothy Alberino who just exposed the world’s biggest secret that there are real 12 foot giants living in Afghanistan that they don’t want you to know about: ALBERINO: “This is a very dangerous topic to talk about. It’s easier to go to Antarctica than it is to go to Afghanistan.” ROGAN: “Afghanistan is a very remote, mountainous place ran by warlords. They have Ancient Greek Temples there that nobody can study because it’s too dangerous.” ALBERINO: “Nothing on this planet makes me more nervous than talking about specifically the Kandahar giant. I talk about UFOs, but the giants are what could land me in trouble.” ROGAN: “Why’s that?” ALBERINO: “People with high level clearance at the Pentagon will entertain talks with me about UFOs, but they literally warn me to be careful when I bring up Afghanistan giants.” ROGAN: “Really. What do you make of that?” ALBERINO: “I think there’s something supernatural going on here because nothing else makes sense.” ROGAN: “There’s 8 foot tall humans though. There are actual giants that play for the NBA that we can see and meet.” ALBERINO: “When I say giants I’m talking about 9-12 feet tall.” ROGAN: “Devon Larratt who served over there told me they’re not just tall, but they’re also insanely wide as well. He said it was the biggest man he’s ever seen in his life.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,579,204 次观看 • 6 天前
New: Joe Rogan is extremely concerned with comedian Tim Dillon that Christianity is being attacked by tech companies who are creating a digital AI god that people will be forced to worship in order to survive: ROGAN: “Elon Musk just said AI is going to be 1,000,000 times smarter than the smartest human that’s ever lived.” DILLION: “AI is going to cause financial instability for a massive amount of people. There’s going to be so many people without a job.” ROGAN: “Their goal is to create a digital God. It won’t be controlled by the people. It’s going to be ran by a select group of elites. It’s very weird that we’re just trusting them.” DILLON: “None of these people at the top want you to be able to own a home. They’re telling us you don’t need a house, you’re not getting a house, and forget about any ideas you ever had about owning a house. It’s the same with healthcare. There’s no real movement to give anyone healthcare in America.” ROGAN: “Tech companies have more power than any company ever. They have robot armies and AI.” DILLON: “These are very creepy AI companies. Anthropic is a CREEPY company.” ROGAN: “We learned during the pandemic if you get people scared enough they will back down and comply with a lot of dumb ideas.” DILLON: “They’ll trust the government.” ROGAN: “It’s insane that it’s now the people on the left who trust the government.”
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Joe Rogan dies of laughter when openly gay comedian Tim Dillon goes off on the insanity of Pride Month: DILLON: “Why do the Padres have to wear gay uniforms for Pride Month? That doesn’t make any sense.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂 What are they wearing? What happens when they play in Dearborn?” DILLON: “It’s not going to go well. As a gay person, I’ve never said that I need the Padres to be gay too.” ROGAN: “People have been taught that thinking for themselves might make them racist, sexist, or homophobic, so they’re afraid to question anything.” DILLON: “Why is Chase Bank gay? Why’s Chobani Yogurt trans? Does this give people healthcare? Does this make you happy? What’s the point of all this?” ROGAN: “It makes some people happy.” DILLON: “It actually makes more people angry. That’s why gay marriage has lost 11 points in support. It’s annoying. Why is my bank gay?” ROGAN: “😂😂😂” DILLON: “I just want to know when my bank came out as gay. I’m fine with it, but I just wish someone would’ve told me. This doesn’t make anyone’s life better.” ROGAN: “It’s a very confusing time for children today.” DILLON: “It’s just virtue signaling garbage that ends up making people hate that community. They’re not going to gain support by shoving a worldview down everyone’s throat.”
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New: Joe Rogan brutally exposes the male loneliness epidemic with MrBeast by revealing that in America 150,000,000 men have subscribed to an OnlyFans girl: ROGAN: “10% of women aged 18-24 have an OnlyFans account.” BEAST: “Oh my god.” ROGAN: “Nobody thought we’d live in a world where women could make a living just by being naked.” BEAST: “Most of them don’t get paid very much.” ROGAN: “Literally half of American males have subscribed to an OnlyFans account at some point.” BEAST: “That can’t be real.” ROGAN: “It’s real. The number is like 150 million men. It’s insane.” BEAST: “🤯 Holy crap.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,278,231 次观看 • 11 天前
Joe Rogan can’t believe what he’s hearing when historical investigator Timothy Alberino shows proof that Abraham Lincoln admitted that America is filled with the dead bones of giants that lived here before us: ALBERINO: “Abraham Lincoln actually mentioned giants in some of his lecture notes about Niagara Falls.” ROGAN: “Are you serious? I have to read these notes.” ALBERINO: “There are people who argue that he was just talking about mammoths.” ROGAN: “Maybe it was just mammoths.” ALBERINO: “What they won’t tell you is that before he mentions mammoths he was speaking in a biblical context.” CONTEXT: Jamie then pulls up what Abraham Lincoln actually said. You can see for yourself the full quote when you watch the clip. *After seeing the actual quotes* ROGAN: “That sounds like he was talking about mammoths.” ALBERINO: “Yeah, but he specifically references Jesus, Moses, and Adam right before he mentions the giant’s bones.” ROGAN: “I hear ya.” ALBERINO: “Here’s my question. Were the mounds of America filled with the bones of mammoths and giant sloths?” ROGAN: “No they weren’t.” ALBERINO: “Exactly.” ROGAN: “It seems like if they found the bones of giants all across America they would talk about it more than just this one instance.” ALBERINO: “He was speaking in a biblical context though.” ROGAN: “They do mention giants in the Bible.” ALBERINO: “After he released these lecture notes there were newspapers announcing the discovery of the bones of giants in the United States.” ROGAN: “There’s got to be a whistleblower out there who works at the Smithsonian that can just take a video for us.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps116,567 次观看 • 2 天前
New: Joe Rogan leaves legendary drummer Tommy Lee speechless when he breaks down why smoking cigarettes actually has health benefits and isn’t that bad for you: ROGAN: “Only a small percentage of cigarette smokers get lung cancer.” LEE: “I did one of those body scans and they told me after all these years of smoking that my lungs are fine. So I’m back on cigarettes, there’s no reason to quit.” ROGAN: “People that eat a lot of olive oil seem to have no problem with cigarettes. They did a study on this.” LEE: “There’s something about nicotine that’s apparently really good at preventing you from getting certain viruses too.” ROGAN: “I heard that too. They’re also really good for cognitive function. Stephen King said when he stopped smoking cigarettes it negatively affected his writing. He said his synapses just didn’t fire as fast anymore.” LEE: “Woah, that’s wild.” ROGAN: “A lot of creative people swear by cigarettes. I really think there’s a cognitive benefit to them.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,700,763 次观看 • 26 天前
New: Joe Rogan is disgusted as he and Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan expose how schools totally scam kids with ADHD: ROGAN: “Anybody who’s good at anything is either ADHD or autistic.” SHERIDAN: “It’s a superpower if you understand what it really is.” ROGAN: “Our education system is designed to take kids who are full of life and just take it away from them. They force them to sit still, stay put, and listen to boring sh*t and it just sucks away all their energy.” SHERIDAN: “The modern day education system was created by the Rockefellers as a way to create workers.” ROGAN: “100%. It creates compliant workers and soldiers.” SHERIDAN: “The earlier you get them the easier they are to manipulate.” ROGAN: “That’s why they are teaching kids about pride month and all this trans stuff in preschool now. These kids are 6 years old. What in the world are we really doing here?” SHERIDAN: “That’s why they have child suicide bombers. They don’t try to recruit 40 year old guys with a family to strap a vest on. They try to get kids who don’t know any better.” ROGAN: “It could be being a Christian, a Muslim, or even their political ideology. If you get kids young enough you can talk them into doing almost anything.”
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Joe Rogan is in total disgust after British politician Rupert Lowe just exposed that the Islamic community is responsible for the rape of 250,000 women in England: LOWE: “If these Muslims rape a white girl it’s not considered adultery because she’s white.” ROGAN: “Jesus.” LOWE: “They look at them as meat to be abused.” ROGAN: “You keep saying meat. What does that mean?” LOWE: “That’s what they say. That’s how they look at women outside their religion.” ROGAN: “Oh my god.” LOWE: “Muslims are freighted by a female’s sexuality. They make them lick the feet of their rapists. It’s about power for them.” ROGAN: “This is disgusting.” LOWE: “Muslim men believe they are superior to anyone who doesn’t accept their religion as their own. A lot of these girls were impregnated and then forced to convert to Islam.” ROGAN: “🤯🤯🤯”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,763,215 次观看 • 20 天前
New: Joe Rogan is in pure awe when independent researcher Cassie Coppersmith shows the mystery of the ancient Bahubali statue in India built over 1,000 years ago that stands at 57 feet tall and weighs 2,000,000 pounds: COPPERSMITH: “The Bahubali statue is the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen with my own two eyes.” ROGAN: “Holy sh*t.” COPPERSMITH: “The ears alone are 5 and a half feet tall.” ROGAN: “Woah. Look at the lips and fingernails on this thing. The precision it was made with is insane.” COPPERSMITH: “This is over 1,000 years old and they’re still trying to figure out how it was made.” ROGAN: “Wowww what is this thing?” COPPERSMITH: “I think this thing was clearly made using a machine. Everything is just way too precise and perfect.” ROGAN: “This just makes you think what was the peak of advanced civilizations 10,000 years ago. We must’ve lost so much information during the flood.” COPPERSMITH: “It’s 57 feet tall and weighs 1,000 tons. This is the largest standing statue left on Earth from ancient times.” ROGAN: “That’s truly amazing.” COPPERSMITH: “It’s considered a holy site. When you sit up there you feel different. You literally feel like you’re being healed.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps294,478 次观看 • 5 天前
New: Joe Rogan is shocked when Perplexity AI CEO Aravind Srinivas explains how Bill Gates tricked all of America into becoming office workers: SRINIVAS: “Microsoft built this concept of the office worker because they wanted to sell office software.” ROGAN: “Wow. This type of lifestyle is a very recent thing that we’ve just now accepted as normal.” SRINIVAS: “It was the mission of Bill Gates to put a PC on every desk and get people glued to them.” ROGAN: “What a freaking wizard. Boy did they nail that one.” SRINIVAS: “It wasn’t about making computing beautiful like the vision Steve Jobs had. All they cared about was selling computers so they could sell software. When you sell more software that’s when you become rich.” ROGAN: “They’re so sneaky man.” SRINIVAS: “That’s why we all got trained into using Microsoft Word and Excel. Once you learned that then you could work for a company that has a PC on their desk who’s paying Microsoft money to use software.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,194,547 次观看 • 25 天前
New: Joe Rogan is blown away by independent researcher Cassie Coppersmith when she reveals ancient civilizations were ran by elite human geniuses whose skulls were 20-30% bigger than humans have today: NOTE: Jamie pulls up these massive heads at the 5 min mark in case you wanted to skip there to see what they look like. COPPERSMITH: “These people might’ve been able to speak telepathically and move stones with their minds. We don’t know our capabilities at that level of brain volume.” ROGAN: “They have found these skulls in Peru that are absolutely real. This is not a hoax. They have a 20-30% larger brain capacity in the skull.” COPPERSMITH: “I’ve seen cases of elongated skulls in 4 different countries.” ROGAN: “There might’ve been a completely different species of human that existed, but everyone is ignoring this.” COPPERSMITH: “Imagine Joe Rogan with a 10% greater brain capacity. Think about all the things you’d be able to unlock.” ROGAN: “I would be Bradley Cooper from Limitless.” COPPERSMITH: “In the movie Lucy with Scarlett Johansson she unlocked her full brain and was then able to move things with her mind.” ROGAN: “We sound like crazy people.” COPPERSMITH: “Imagine if we as a humanity actually knew where we came from. We would feel a lot less lost.”
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Joe Rogan presses Vice President JD Vance about a military commander who told troops that bombing Iran is part of God’s divine plan to bring back Jesus Christ: ROGAN: “This guy said the only way Jesus can return is by bombing Iran.” VANCE: “😂😂😂 I did not hear about this.” ROGAN: “He told the troops that they don’t need to be afraid of the war because Trump was anointed by Jesus. Let’s read this report.” VANCE: “Let me just say…” ROGAN: *Stops JD from defending this* “Hold on let me read the quote.” CONTEXT: Jamie pulls up the report. We’ll let you watch for yourself to see how crazy it is. ROGAN: “This is the type of right wing thinking that I don’t like. The commander had a big grin on his face when he said all this.” VANCE: “I don’t endorse that, but we do need to have humility in God’s plan. I would’ve told those Christians troops to trust in God.” ROGAN: “You don’t know if these troops are Christian. You’re telling them Jesus wants us to bomb Iran. I would’ve left the military.” VANCE: “I’ve never heard of this particular story, but I know the press likes to spin stories a certain way so who really knows.” ROGAN: “How do you not know about this story when you’re the Vice President of the United States.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps1,014,656 次观看 • 13 天前
Joe Rogan is stunned when medical doctor Zach Bush spills the truth about how the Rockefellers made a dirty fortune by selling cancer patients $28,000 Chemotherapy treatments that they produce for pennies on the dollar: BUSH: “They realized they could sell a gallon of oil for 22 cents or we could use chemical processing to turn carbon molecules into drugs.” ROGAN: “Really and this was the Rockefellers?” BUSH: “Yeah they then published reports that demonized herbalism and 10,000 years worth of traditional medicine.” ROGAN: “Wow so that’s why everyone was taught to laugh at people who are into herbs and alternative medicine.” BUSH: “They pushed this ideology that this new technology of small carbon molecules is the only real advanced medical therapy.” ROGAN: “Right. We’re taught to look at pharmaceutical drugs as the real medicine and just dismiss nature.” BUSH: “They sell something called Vincristine as a chemotherapy drug for cancer patients. It’s sold for $28,000 per gram.” ROGAN: “$28,000 per gram is ridiculous. That is so much money.” BUSH: “It’s how they got rich off oil. They take something that costs 20 cents and turn it into $28,000 by creating a story that says this thing treats a disease that’s attacking humanity.” ROGAN: “This is pure insanity. How is this legal?” BUSH: “That’s how all these medical solutions to cancer, obesity, and diabetes are made. They invent chemicals that solve a problem that doesn’t even exist.” NOTE: If you read all this without watching the clip, you can skip to the 3 minutes and 15 second mark to hear the extra bit where Zach reveals the truth about Pennicillin and antibiotics.
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps198,490 次观看 • 3 天前
New: Joe Rogan gets heated with Vice President JD Vance as they expose how California stole the election from Spencer Pratt: ROGAN: “California is a deeply corrupt state. They’re trying to make it impossible for conservatives to win. I think they cheat.” VANCE: “Absolutely.” ROGAN: “Mail in ballots are a giant problem that should not be legal.” VANCE: “The fact that we can’t have voter ID is insane. You can get prosecuted for trying to get someone to show their ID.” ROGAN: “They like to say that’s it’s racist to ask for voter ID. How is that racist? Do you think other races are incapable of going to the DMV?” VANCE: “Them saying it’s racist is actually super racist on their end. That means their argument is that blacks and Hispanics can’t go to the DMV to get an ID.” ROGAN: “That seems like you want people to cheat. These are the same people that wanted us to show ID to prove we were vaccinated.” VANCE: “Yeah you couldn’t even go to a restaurant without your ID. This is why conservatives are skeptical that they’re cheating.” ROGAN: “I’m not skeptical. I’m accusing them of cheating. I think they stole the election.”
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Joe Rogan tells comedian Tony Hinchcliffe that he started watching all the WNBA drama with Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark: HINCHCLIFFE: “Have you caught up with the WNBA? Who’s the girl that’s pointing at everybody?” ROGAN: “Yeah that’s Sophie Cunningham. I noticed in this league the fouls are insane. These b*tches throw each other to the ground.” HINCHCLIFFE: “They’re wild.” ROGAN: “They will literally try to poke each other in the eyes. It’s crazy.” HINCHCLIFFE: “It’s nuts.” ROGAN: “They also travel non stop. They will take 5 steps without dribbling and nobody calls them on it 😂😂😂”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps2,112,251 次观看 • 26 天前
Joe Rogan is stunned after Yellowstone creator Taylor Sheridan exposes how vegans lied about almond milk being healthy and good for the environment: SHERIDAN: “It takes 19 gallons of water to make just one almond.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂 That’s ridiculous is that real?” SHERIDAN: “Yeah it’s real it takes 1900 gallons of water per pound of almonds. It’s nuts.” ROGAN: “My doctor told me almonds aren’t even good for you.” SHERIDAN: “Almond milk isn’t really even almond milk. It’s actually almond juice and then we add a ton of sugar to it and call it almond milk.” ROGAN: “That’s why it tastes good. My doctor told me I had high oxalates from eating too many almonds which can cause kidney stones.” SHERIDAN: “Huh that’s interesting.” ROGAN: “There’s a lot of foods that are high in oxalates that people have no idea about. I used to do these kale smoothies thinking it was healthy, but I was just blasting my body with oxalates.” SHERIDAN: “Have some eggs and bacon bro. It’s healthier for you.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps3,041,057 次观看 • 1 个月前
New: Joe Rogan is completely stunned when medical doctor Zach Bush exposes how the pharmaceutical industry is poisoning people and hijacking our brains by altering natural food ingredients: BUSH: “That boxed Apple Juice has the same effect as cocaine on the frontal lobe.” ROGAN: “Really? Why do they put all these crazy ingredients in our food and drinks?” BUSH: “The pharmaceutical industry can only patent a molecule that doesn’t exist in nature which is why they created high fructose corn syrup.” ROGAN: “Why was that the chemical they decided to sell us?” BUSH: “High fructose corn syrup is the exact same molecule as the natural chemical fructose except it’s flipped. It’s actually the complete opposite image of fructose.” ROGAN: “Wait what did they do? How did they flip it?” BUSH: “This version of fructose does not occur in nature. They flipped this molecule through chemical processing and now the liver can’t understand it as a carbohydrate.” ROGAN: “So what does it process it as?” BUSH: “It now has to process it as an inflammatory triglyceride. This small difference causes cardiovascular disease, inflammation to the brain, anxiety disorders, depression, etc.” ROGAN: “Wowww.” BUSH: “When you drink that boxed Apple Juice with high fructose corn syrup in it your brain now thinks this is better than nature because it’s designed to light up your neurochemistry.” ROGAN: “So they’re just manipulating us and hijacking our brains by taking over our neurochemistry?” BUSH: “The moment you believe nature can’t give you everything you need is the moment they break your connection to what it means to be human.”
Fan Commentary: Joe Rogan Recaps377,314 次观看 • 7 天前