
Lauren Witzke
@LaurenWitzkeDE • 262,178 subscribers
Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer & Writer @noahsarkscans & @DiedSuddenly_| I help find funding for the Right: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡
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5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.
Lauren Witzke46,124,037 views • 1 month ago

Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.
Lauren Witzke4,850,959 views • 1 month ago
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Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
Lauren Witzke2,498,873 views • 2 months ago

These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.
Lauren Witzke10,258,767 views • 8 months ago

Men generally stay calm under pressure, making light of hiccups. But of course, the lone woman here immediately panics and starts bitching, not even realizing that panicking, bitching, or crying doesn’t help the situation whatsoever. Now imagine this dynamic playing out on the battlefield, on a police response, or in another emergency.
Lauren Witzke848,527 views • 1 month ago
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
Lauren Witzke17,530,435 views • 1 year ago

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
Lauren Witzke34,681,171 views • 2 years ago

Women’s “equality” in male-dominated work fields summed up into one video:
Lauren Witzke681,221 views • 1 month ago

A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.
Lauren Witzke11,525,765 views • 1 year ago

What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:
Lauren Witzke11,341,570 views • 1 year ago

Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.
Lauren Witzke21,213,895 views • 2 years ago