
Lauren Witzke
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Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer @noahsarkscans & @DiedSuddenly_| I help find funding for Christians: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡 [email protected]
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5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.
Lauren Witzke46,210,038 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Good morning from the outer rims of Noah’s ark! Core drilling has begun and the Big Bang Evolutionists are already on damage control mode. No other study in the history of the Durupinar site has been conducted with official permits and oversight of Turkish Universities. Some of the most brilliant minds in the world are a part of this 2026 Expedition. This is the only study that matters. When we are done, University curriculums will need to be re-written, and Darwinism will be dismantled. This is the place where creation began anew.
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Yesterday, Noah’s Ark Scans released Dr. Bakhtar’s report confirming that whatever lies beneath the surface of the boat-shaped formation is NOT geological and is a manmade structure. The evidence is overwhelming, and once the samples get back from the lab, it’s time to demand changes in the curriculums being taught to our children. Evolution is a LIE!
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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.
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These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.
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We did it. We proved that the 515 foot boat shaped formation in the mountains of Ararat is NOT geological, but a man-made structure with organized patterns, chambers, and corridors beneath the surface. Dr Bakhtar’s scans only show that which is NOT geological. You’re looking at official scans of Noah’s Ark. We won’t stop until they re-write public education textbooks and completely eradicate evolution from curriculums. THIS is where creation began anew.
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As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
Lauren Witzke17,537,321 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
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A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.
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Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.
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What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:
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Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.
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“Noah would have dismantled the ark for housing and supplies” No, the Bible makes no mention of Noah disassembling the ark, in fact, it said Noah was living in a tent by his vineyard. Documentation from Silk Road Travelers taking and selling pieces of the wood and pitch, and Ancient maps from the 1500s prove the ark was still visible (and in tact) for centuries after the waters receded. History remembers the ark, but only recently had modern science gone to great lengths to make us forget. Noah’s Ark is real, and yes, it’s very old, but all the evidence is showing us that the bottom two tiers of the ship are still very much in tact.
Lauren Witzke64,855 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen