
Lauren Witzke
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Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer & Writer @noahsarkscans & @DiedSuddenly_| I help find funding for the Right: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡
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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.
Lauren Witzke4,836,594 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.
Lauren Witzke2,102,824 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen

Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
Lauren Witzke2,492,728 Aufrufe • vor 22 Tagen

I am absolutely aghast. The Bible museum in DC has the Dead Sea scrolls on loan from the state of Israel. As part of this loan agreement, Israel required that the museum remove the term “BC,” as in “Before Christ,” to refer to the years in the exhibit. They are mandated to use CE because they find the name of Christ so offensive. “Judeo-Christian” values are a myth. There is no such thing. Israel only uses the term to manipulate Christian America into doing what they want.
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Too many Germans having fun, let's sprinkle in some migrants with machetes.
Lauren Witzke1,717,410 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.
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"We cut it every couple of weeks." There goes the neighborhood.
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
Lauren Witzke17,522,026 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

They kicked the random white man in the face while saying “black lives matter.” None of them got prison time.
Lauren Witzke1,673,200 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.
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What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:
Lauren Witzke11,338,478 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

This reporter approached the wrong dude to ask about “diversity.” The reporter’s head was about to explode.
Lauren Witzke1,349,091 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.
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You think Israelis smashing Jesus statues is rare in Israel? Think again… watch this.
Lauren Witzke2,025,528 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten