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I'm sure their fathers are really proud of them...

I'm sure their fathers are really proud of them...

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“Oh nothing just flying with my special ed child and using it as an opportunity to show how racist White people are for my own self gratification and attention” Also I mean, does autism really give an excuse for you to just let your kid do that on a plane ?

“Oh nothing just flying with my special ed child and using it as an opportunity to show how racist White people are for my own self gratification and attention” Also I mean, does autism really give an excuse for you to just let your kid do that on a plane ?

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A disgusted Chinese cop in Shenzhen told a man in a skirt to get lost or get arrested for his degenerate behavior. This is how every cop in the West should react.

A disgusted Chinese cop in Shenzhen told a man in a skirt to get lost or get arrested for his degenerate behavior. This is how every cop in the West should react.

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Your H-1B replacement, folks! Now imagine 1 million of these people moving in a year.

Your H-1B replacement, folks! Now imagine 1 million of these people moving in a year.

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Never relax

Never relax

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“We must celebrate that White people are finally the minority in London, but there’s still more to do.” -Bill Maher

“We must celebrate that White people are finally the minority in London, but there’s still more to do.” -Bill Maher

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Ghetto road rager gets painted like a Cheeto.

Ghetto road rager gets painted like a Cheeto.

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Yeah, as usual, you're trying to stir up trouble while everyone else is just minding their own business and having a good time.

Yeah, as usual, you're trying to stir up trouble while everyone else is just minding their own business and having a good time.

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Well… at least we all aren’t speaking German.

Well… at least we all aren’t speaking German.

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Behold, the consequences of birthright citizenship. These parasites would be in the fields harvesting crops with their bare hands in their own craphole nation. but nooooo… Instead, they are here, destroying another American neighborhood with their mere presence.

Behold, the consequences of birthright citizenship. These parasites would be in the fields harvesting crops with their bare hands in their own craphole nation. but nooooo… Instead, they are here, destroying another American neighborhood with their mere presence.

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Sitting jackass out here wearing war paint at Denny's. Getting ready to go to war with a grand slam platter.

Sitting jackass out here wearing war paint at Denny's. Getting ready to go to war with a grand slam platter.

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Guatemalan invader, probably collecting and living off of US Government assistance and food stamps—caught on video scamming money out of the recycling centers. And just think, The Democrats say we should open up our borders and import a million more just like him.

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Guatemalan invader, probably collecting and living off of US Government assistance and food stamps—caught on video scamming money out of the recycling centers. And just think, The Democrats say we should open up our borders and import a million more just like him.

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Making these violent barbarians smash rocks for nine hours a day, six days a week, so they've got no chance to indulge in their barbarism, would really help fix this problem. Those who refuse get thrown in solitary confinement until they've served every last bit of their time.

Making these violent barbarians smash rocks for nine hours a day, six days a week, so they've got no chance to indulge in their barbarism, would really help fix this problem. Those who refuse get thrown in solitary confinement until they've served every last bit of their time.

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German water ways are about to become open sewage system thanks to its new migrant population.

German water ways are about to become open sewage system thanks to its new migrant population.

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White kid beats Black kids; clearly he must be cheating!

White kid beats Black kids; clearly he must be cheating!

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A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group. This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the media because they did a great job of keeping it covered up for as long as they could. This is an anti-White hate crime, and these “teens” will probably end up getting a slap on the wrist. Had the roles been reversed, we’d be seeing George Floyd tier riots and national demands for extreme Justice. They have literally conditioned us to just accept that this is what White people deserve.

A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group. This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the media because they did a great job of keeping it covered up for as long as they could. This is an anti-White hate crime, and these “teens” will probably end up getting a slap on the wrist. Had the roles been reversed, we’d be seeing George Floyd tier riots and national demands for extreme Justice. They have literally conditioned us to just accept that this is what White people deserve.

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When solid 7 White girls are taking out your trash, you know things aren’t going too hot in the Golden Age Economy.

When solid 7 White girls are taking out your trash, you know things aren’t going too hot in the Golden Age Economy.

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Telemundo helped enable this. You get what you deserve!

Telemundo helped enable this. You get what you deserve!

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This is why you just can't have nice and convenient things. This is why you'll soon be scanning a QR code to receive your soda.

This is why you just can't have nice and convenient things. This is why you'll soon be scanning a QR code to receive your soda.

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Women in America are so demonic. Summoning demons and casting spells because they want an unfiltered right to slaughter their own little babies in the womb. Like? Go to therapy

Women in America are so demonic. Summoning demons and casting spells because they want an unfiltered right to slaughter their own little babies in the womb. Like? Go to therapy

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5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.

5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.

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Good morning from the outer rims of Noah’s ark! Core drilling has begun and the Big Bang Evolutionists are already on damage control mode. No other study in the history of the Durupinar site has been conducted with official permits and oversight of Turkish Universities. Some of the most brilliant minds in the world are a part of this 2026 Expedition. This is the only study that matters. When we are done, University curriculums will need to be re-written, and Darwinism will be dismantled. This is the place where creation began anew.

Good morning from the outer rims of Noah’s ark! Core drilling has begun and the Big Bang Evolutionists are already on damage control mode. No other study in the history of the Durupinar site has been conducted with official permits and oversight of Turkish Universities. Some of the most brilliant minds in the world are a part of this 2026 Expedition. This is the only study that matters. When we are done, University curriculums will need to be re-written, and Darwinism will be dismantled. This is the place where creation began anew.

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It’s officially official. This weekend Turkeys lead archeologist Dr. Cenker Atila reviewed and confirmed that Dr Bakhtar’s Report become an official and key development in the study at Noah’s Ark. Dr. Bakhtar is America’s top rock mechanics expert, a 40 year defense scientist, and inventor of DOD’s Bakhtar Radar, and he just proved that the Durupinar Formation is NOT geological, and that there is a 3 tiered manmade structure beneath the surface with organized hallways, chambers, and corridors. The hallways run over 4 meters high. The “It’s just a pile of rocks” theory by armchair archeologists has just been completely destroyed. Ahhh I’m so excited! It’s all real!!

It’s officially official. This weekend Turkeys lead archeologist Dr. Cenker Atila reviewed and confirmed that Dr Bakhtar’s Report become an official and key development in the study at Noah’s Ark. Dr. Bakhtar is America’s top rock mechanics expert, a 40 year defense scientist, and inventor of DOD’s Bakhtar Radar, and he just proved that the Durupinar Formation is NOT geological, and that there is a 3 tiered manmade structure beneath the surface with organized hallways, chambers, and corridors. The hallways run over 4 meters high. The “It’s just a pile of rocks” theory by armchair archeologists has just been completely destroyed. Ahhh I’m so excited! It’s all real!!

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Male cop almost dies because his worthless female partner is no where to be found nor does she even react when he gets stabbed. GET WOMEN OUT OF THE FIELD!

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Male cop almost dies because his worthless female partner is no where to be found nor does she even react when he gets stabbed. GET WOMEN OUT OF THE FIELD!

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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.

Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.

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Another instance of a female officer being completely useless next to her male partner. No situational awareness whatsoever, just standing there taking up space and a paycheck. DEI and its consequences.

Another instance of a female officer being completely useless next to her male partner. No situational awareness whatsoever, just standing there taking up space and a paycheck. DEI and its consequences.

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This is why you have to scan your membership card at Costco. This is why they removed the onion and relish dispenser at the Costco food court. This is why Costco should raise its membership fee. You can't have anything nice or convenient.

This is why you have to scan your membership card at Costco. This is why they removed the onion and relish dispenser at the Costco food court. This is why Costco should raise its membership fee. You can't have anything nice or convenient.

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Yesterday, Noah’s Ark Scans released Dr. Bakhtar’s report confirming that whatever lies beneath the surface of the boat-shaped formation is NOT geological and is a manmade structure. The evidence is overwhelming, and once the samples get back from the lab, it’s time to demand changes in the curriculums being taught to our children. Evolution is a LIE!

Yesterday, Noah’s Ark Scans released Dr. Bakhtar’s report confirming that whatever lies beneath the surface of the boat-shaped formation is NOT geological and is a manmade structure. The evidence is overwhelming, and once the samples get back from the lab, it’s time to demand changes in the curriculums being taught to our children. Evolution is a LIE!

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These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.

These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.

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As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...

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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.

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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.

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Where is the father?

Where is the father?

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Samples have arrived at the lab and today, God sent us a double rainbow at the Ark site to remind us that He is with us. It’s all real

Samples have arrived at the lab and today, God sent us a double rainbow at the Ark site to remind us that He is with us. It’s all real

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Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:

Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:

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A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.

A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.

11,527,864 次观看 • 1 年前

Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.

Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.

21,215,641 次观看 • 2 年前

What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:

What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:

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Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.

Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.

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We did it. We proved that the 515 foot boat shaped formation in the mountains of Ararat is NOT geological, but a man-made structure with organized patterns, chambers, and corridors beneath the surface. Dr Bakhtar’s scans only show that which is NOT geological. You’re looking at official scans of Noah’s Ark. We won’t stop until they re-write public education textbooks and completely eradicate evolution from curriculums. THIS is where creation began anew.

We did it. We proved that the 515 foot boat shaped formation in the mountains of Ararat is NOT geological, but a man-made structure with organized patterns, chambers, and corridors beneath the surface. Dr Bakhtar’s scans only show that which is NOT geological. You’re looking at official scans of Noah’s Ark. We won’t stop until they re-write public education textbooks and completely eradicate evolution from curriculums. THIS is where creation began anew.

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The sticky, goofy hair, the switch on his lap, and covering his face... the GOP really took a look at this and said opportunity tax zones would fix this.

The sticky, goofy hair, the switch on his lap, and covering his face... the GOP really took a look at this and said opportunity tax zones would fix this.

534,925 次观看 • 1 个月前