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When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

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When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

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He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

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For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

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Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

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The older I get, the more this makes sense.

The older I get, the more this makes sense.

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PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

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Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

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This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

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Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

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Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

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Bad photobomb timing.

Bad photobomb timing.

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Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

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Choose joy.

Choose joy.

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Boomers after selling the shag‑carpet house they bought for $52K…for $1.4 million cash.

Boomers after selling the shag‑carpet house they bought for $52K…for $1.4 million cash.

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When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

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Kai: “Lies…she’s telling nothing but lies, mom.”

Kai: “Lies…she’s telling nothing but lies, mom.”

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That poor dog.

That poor dog.

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When the worship team stops playing contemporary music and picks up a banjo.

When the worship team stops playing contemporary music and picks up a banjo.

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This is always one of my favorite parts of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” right before Linus quotes from the Gospel of Luke. #Soundon #CharlieBrown #Dancing #church

This is always one of my favorite parts of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” right before Linus quotes from the Gospel of Luke. #Soundon #CharlieBrown #Dancing #church

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A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

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Sad but true.

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I’m not crying…you’re crying.

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Serenity now.

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Ok, enough of these gender reveals.

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