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1A / 2A absolutist 🌺. Father, meme maker, provider. Pro meme, pro family, pro health, pro se. Mostly satire.

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Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

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WHAT THE HELL MAN

WHAT THE HELL MAN

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Job security for California lawmakers

Job security for California lawmakers

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If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

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If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

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My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

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Milwaukee is playing all the markets

Milwaukee is playing all the markets

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The social climate is changing

The social climate is changing

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No one needs an assault bow.

No one needs an assault bow.

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Just look at those taxes go!

Just look at those taxes go!

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I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

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You can see what happened here

You can see what happened here

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The 90s was an objectively better time

The 90s was an objectively better time

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Whip it good 🎶🎵

Whip it good 🎶🎵

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Just a little good morning kiss 😘

Just a little good morning kiss 😘

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Man, electric scooters are WAY cooler than I thought

Man, electric scooters are WAY cooler than I thought

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The absolute state of HOAs

The absolute state of HOAs

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Oh LAWD they comin

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Oh LAWD they comin

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Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

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Coming into the weekend, just know...

Coming into the weekend, just know...

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In this scene, a young man begins exploring his white male privilege

In this scene, a young man begins exploring his white male privilege

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I, for one, am overjoyed that the right minds are counter surveilling big brother

I, for one, am overjoyed that the right minds are counter surveilling big brother

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90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

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This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

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Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

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A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

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I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

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We should all be so grateful

We should all be so grateful

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A Maine bull moose didn’t make it. He shed his winter antlers, but wasn’t able to grow new ones this season. He is COVERED in ticks.

A Maine bull moose didn’t make it. He shed his winter antlers, but wasn’t able to grow new ones this season. He is COVERED in ticks.

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What’s the protocol here? You just waxed a boat full of pirates. Do you just sail away?

What’s the protocol here? You just waxed a boat full of pirates. Do you just sail away?

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thermal cameras can be a touch revealing

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thermal cameras can be a touch revealing

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So satisfying to watch

So satisfying to watch

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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On this episode of “OW MY BALLS”

On this episode of “OW MY BALLS”

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Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

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They have no right to go this hard

They have no right to go this hard

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I’m sorry, what?

I’m sorry, what?

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This must be the video they show to ig models to get them to come to Dubai

This must be the video they show to ig models to get them to come to Dubai

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Another victory for intrusive thoughts

Another victory for intrusive thoughts

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Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

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