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1A / 2A absolutist 🌺. Father, meme maker, provider. Pro meme, pro family, pro health, pro se. Mostly satire.

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Ladies, I know we’re annoying or whatever, but when we start talking like this just listen All will become clear shortly

Ladies, I know we’re annoying or whatever, but when we start talking like this just listen All will become clear shortly

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Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

Omg SO good on a hot summer day 🥵

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Job security for California lawmakers

Job security for California lawmakers

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Some people just want to watch the world burn

Some people just want to watch the world burn

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WHAT THE HELL MAN

WHAT THE HELL MAN

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If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give it a little smoochie-poo

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My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

My guy 3d printed a vortex shower head for washing dogs/cat/animal limbs. I’ll put the stl in the replies.

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Black Recon from Flir Defense We are impressively cooked

Black Recon from Flir Defense We are impressively cooked

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Milwaukee is playing all the markets

Milwaukee is playing all the markets

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No one needs an assault bow.

No one needs an assault bow.

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If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

If you’re not aware, the Japanese are incentivized to sell their cars a few years after being bought new. They end up with stuff like this just chillin

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The social climate is changing

The social climate is changing

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Just look at those taxes go!

Just look at those taxes go!

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I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

I guess DIY railguns are a thing now

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You can see what happened here

You can see what happened here

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The 90s was an objectively better time

The 90s was an objectively better time

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Whip it good 🎶🎵

Whip it good 🎶🎵

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Just a little good morning kiss 😘

Just a little good morning kiss 😘

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The absolute state of HOAs

The absolute state of HOAs

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Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

Sober as I am, I can still laugh 😂 🤣

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One would think, when attending water slide design school, there would be a paragraph or two on why water slides shouldn’t go back up

One would think, when attending water slide design school, there would be a paragraph or two on why water slides shouldn’t go back up

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Before gravity bongs, it took 8 clerics to hotbox the church

Before gravity bongs, it took 8 clerics to hotbox the church

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I wonder what his 9-5 is

I wonder what his 9-5 is

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Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

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Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

Nothing beats the precision of a Craftsman

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Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 Grizzly country is no place to go for a walk with your dog and no bear spray

Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 Grizzly country is no place to go for a walk with your dog and no bear spray

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This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was

This is the kind of stuff old men make for their grandkids and the kids don’t know what to make of it cause it’s not high-speed, low-drag fun Then 30 years later, they look back and realize what a good man Grandpa was

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This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

This is the entire reason men learn to fly helicopters

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Nebraska ticks 🤮

Nebraska ticks 🤮

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A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth. Homeschool your kids.

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My brother in Christ, how did you think this was going to go any other way?

My brother in Christ, how did you think this was going to go any other way?

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The internet remains undefeated

The internet remains undefeated

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90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

90s TV shows had such a weird way of driving a point home.

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I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

I feel the weight of my entire bloodline IMPLORING ME to own this

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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You see, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

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We should all be so grateful

We should all be so grateful

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So satisfying to watch

So satisfying to watch

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Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

Dollars to donuts, California is going to have slingshot magazine capacity laws after this. This is a single action slingshot 👀

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This guy fights an ALPR ticket with the kind of words that only come from experience Take a look at him. He’s an Everyman. He’s not a great orator, he’s dressed like he just got off work, but he went and did it. He spoke his piece. He exercised his first amendment right to a redress of grievances. So should we ALL Finding out when your next local council meeting is is only a search away

This guy fights an ALPR ticket with the kind of words that only come from experience Take a look at him. He’s an Everyman. He’s not a great orator, he’s dressed like he just got off work, but he went and did it. He spoke his piece. He exercised his first amendment right to a redress of grievances. So should we ALL Finding out when your next local council meeting is is only a search away

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Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

Milwaukee's got a hell of a PR team

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