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2 minutes in and I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard.

2 minutes in and I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard.

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This is the most deeply I’ve related to an Adam Driver character if you really care.

This is the most deeply I’ve related to an Adam Driver character if you really care.

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I want to hire one of those body language analysis people to study Fallon in this whole appearance. All I get from Fallon here is seeping contempt. He just talks over these guys and ignores them constantly. It’s even funnier because you can tell The Roots like them more.

I want to hire one of those body language analysis people to study Fallon in this whole appearance. All I get from Fallon here is seeping contempt. He just talks over these guys and ignores them constantly. It’s even funnier because you can tell The Roots like them more.

20,799,779 views • 1 year ago

This is what I was thinking about when I called Weapons one of the most important horror films of the decade.

This is what I was thinking about when I called Weapons one of the most important horror films of the decade.

7,144,245 views • 8 months ago

I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years at this point. He’s my absolute favourite random rabbit hole to keep up with. He got the wrong order, (it happens), and his lips are pursed like he’s going to lose it. You can’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

I’ve been watching The Report of the Week for years at this point. He’s my absolute favourite random rabbit hole to keep up with. He got the wrong order, (it happens), and his lips are pursed like he’s going to lose it. You can’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

9,195,341 views • 1 year ago

There are entire Twitter accounts dedicated to sharing epic clips of comedians being about half as funny as the guy you chill with at the bar after work while Conan continues to be one of the funniest guys in show business doing the silliest shit.

There are entire Twitter accounts dedicated to sharing epic clips of comedians being about half as funny as the guy you chill with at the bar after work while Conan continues to be one of the funniest guys in show business doing the silliest shit.

8,618,647 views • 2 years ago

War of the Worlds (2025) is the worst adaption of the source material to date. It had no ideas beyond the found footage approach, and even then the film is struggling to find ways to present coherent scenes. Ice Cube is so lost. Maybe one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

War of the Worlds (2025) is the worst adaption of the source material to date. It had no ideas beyond the found footage approach, and even then the film is struggling to find ways to present coherent scenes. Ice Cube is so lost. Maybe one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

1,963,581 views • 10 months ago

Kiss of the Spider Woman is one of the best movies of the year. It’s a true return to golden age musicals without ever feeling self conscious. Reflexive without detachment. Multiple kinds of movies coming together to make one whole. The best Lopez has ever been.

Kiss of the Spider Woman is one of the best movies of the year. It’s a true return to golden age musicals without ever feeling self conscious. Reflexive without detachment. Multiple kinds of movies coming together to make one whole. The best Lopez has ever been.

825,243 views • 5 months ago

I think you can find moments of brilliance in films that aren’t aiming to be more than what they are. This clip from Napoleon Dynamite lives in my mind rent free. There’s something deeply sad about how the stilted nature of this film plays in this moment. Kind of perfect tbh.

I think you can find moments of brilliance in films that aren’t aiming to be more than what they are. This clip from Napoleon Dynamite lives in my mind rent free. There’s something deeply sad about how the stilted nature of this film plays in this moment. Kind of perfect tbh.

1,766,488 views • 2 years ago

Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars was a rough mixed bag, but hands down this joke right here is the best I’ve seen from this ceremony in a decade. This is the kind of humour we need more of at the Oscars. Deep cut references to all-time classics. This is way better than montages

Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars was a rough mixed bag, but hands down this joke right here is the best I’ve seen from this ceremony in a decade. This is the kind of humour we need more of at the Oscars. Deep cut references to all-time classics. This is way better than montages

1,292,403 views • 1 year ago

Have you ever wondered to yourself, “is there a street racing film in the style of an early Michael Mann movie made in Japan?” Well, look no further. Toho’s Hairpin Circus (1972) features dizzying car chases, moody tension, and a killer Jazz score by Masaaki Kikuchi.

Have you ever wondered to yourself, “is there a street racing film in the style of an early Michael Mann movie made in Japan?” Well, look no further. Toho’s Hairpin Circus (1972) features dizzying car chases, moody tension, and a killer Jazz score by Masaaki Kikuchi.

975,077 views • 1 year ago

Some of you goofy mother fuckers still think Cillian Murphy is winning that Oscar.

Some of you goofy mother fuckers still think Cillian Murphy is winning that Oscar.

1,337,343 views • 2 years ago

Val Kilmer will always be remembered as one of the great actors of his generation. Heat, Top Gun, and Tombstone solidified this. One of my great regrets was never making it out to Citizen Twain, his one man show where he played Mark Twain. Kilmer was a one of a kind mega-talent.

Val Kilmer will always be remembered as one of the great actors of his generation. Heat, Top Gun, and Tombstone solidified this. One of my great regrets was never making it out to Citizen Twain, his one man show where he played Mark Twain. Kilmer was a one of a kind mega-talent.

638,511 views • 1 year ago

I’m getting back in the music video mood, so you know what that means. I’m binging Michel Gondry. Here’s the video for The White Stripes’ The Denial Twist. If you’re not watching this with a big fat grin, you’re doing it wrong.

I’m getting back in the music video mood, so you know what that means. I’m binging Michel Gondry. Here’s the video for The White Stripes’ The Denial Twist. If you’re not watching this with a big fat grin, you’re doing it wrong.

100,380 views • 2 months ago

Heads of State is the best streaming action film I’ve seen. This should be playing in every drive-in movie theatre. Loaded with great character actors. Cut from the same cloth as Shoot ‘Em Up. Aggressively and hilariously Pro-NATO. A B film that earns its +.

Heads of State is the best streaming action film I’ve seen. This should be playing in every drive-in movie theatre. Loaded with great character actors. Cut from the same cloth as Shoot ‘Em Up. Aggressively and hilariously Pro-NATO. A B film that earns its +.

388,733 views • 11 months ago

If you have a Netflix subscription, you owe it to yourself to watch Adolescence. Every episode is an unbroken oner. The story is timely. The performances, (specifically Stephen Graham), go for broke. It’s not just one gut punch. It’s an assault on composure.

If you have a Netflix subscription, you owe it to yourself to watch Adolescence. Every episode is an unbroken oner. The story is timely. The performances, (specifically Stephen Graham), go for broke. It’s not just one gut punch. It’s an assault on composure.

498,940 views • 1 year ago

Bradley Cooper conducting in that oner in Maestro? Amateur. Watch as a pro shows you what’s possible with an actor’s physicality.

Bradley Cooper conducting in that oner in Maestro? Amateur. Watch as a pro shows you what’s possible with an actor’s physicality.

910,084 views • 2 years ago

The comparisons to Ford in relation to One Battle After Another are warranted and obvious, but I haven’t heard anyone shout out another clear influence on PTA: Spielberg. Don’t believe me? Watch The Sugarland Express (1974).

The comparisons to Ford in relation to One Battle After Another are warranted and obvious, but I haven’t heard anyone shout out another clear influence on PTA: Spielberg. Don’t believe me? Watch The Sugarland Express (1974).

175,134 views • 8 months ago

One of the best Shudder releases to date and it’s not even a horror film, Reflection in a Dead Diamond is for those purely chasing vibes. Style acting as dream logic and substance. The most Italian French film possible. The perfect marriage of Italian 60s spy thrillers and Giallo

One of the best Shudder releases to date and it’s not even a horror film, Reflection in a Dead Diamond is for those purely chasing vibes. Style acting as dream logic and substance. The most Italian French film possible. The perfect marriage of Italian 60s spy thrillers and Giallo

110,194 views • 5 months ago

The Studio is not a prestige tv series but instead a sketch comedy show, which is why Ike Barinholtz runs away with every scene he’s in. When it skirts insider baseball for slapstick comedy, I find it charming. Also, Chase Sui Wonders is killing it. I wish the show was about her.

The Studio is not a prestige tv series but instead a sketch comedy show, which is why Ike Barinholtz runs away with every scene he’s in. When it skirts insider baseball for slapstick comedy, I find it charming. Also, Chase Sui Wonders is killing it. I wish the show was about her.

197,500 views • 1 year ago

Everyone rise for the national anthem

Everyone rise for the national anthem

48,678 views • 2 months ago

Watching Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie again tomorrow night. Playing some MarioKart 64 on my emulator in hopes this will in some way spiritually align forces so that I can see the film with a good audience this time.

Watching Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie again tomorrow night. Playing some MarioKart 64 on my emulator in hopes this will in some way spiritually align forces so that I can see the film with a good audience this time.

48,562 views • 3 months ago