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Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

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Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

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One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

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Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

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Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:

Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:

SwiftOnSecurity

10,659,890 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

IT teams waking up this morning

IT teams waking up this morning

SwiftOnSecurity

8,528,951 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

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7,664,661 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

SwiftOnSecurity

4,472,442 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

SwiftOnSecurity

776,399 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten

This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point

This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point

SwiftOnSecurity

177,925 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want

Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want

SwiftOnSecurity

510,088 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

As much as they got shat on, the final generation of actual embedded electronic car dashboards have a dense compactness and customization and charm sourced from their unpretentious engineering inception, before high-level "unified glass cockpit" website design infected cars.

As much as they got shat on, the final generation of actual embedded electronic car dashboards have a dense compactness and customization and charm sourced from their unpretentious engineering inception, before high-level "unified glass cockpit" website design infected cars.

SwiftOnSecurity

30,856 Aufrufe • vor 24 Tagen

Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢

Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢

SwiftOnSecurity

824,189 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us

Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us

SwiftOnSecurity

187,723 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The levels of sigma I imagine feeling as a young professional, debuting into post-Gulf post-Soviet pre-9/11 America. Why was I born so late as to only taste it, a helpless child teased by fate temporal. Bring back the Apaches. Bring them back so that I may know what it is to live

The levels of sigma I imagine feeling as a young professional, debuting into post-Gulf post-Soviet pre-9/11 America. Why was I born so late as to only taste it, a helpless child teased by fate temporal. Bring back the Apaches. Bring them back so that I may know what it is to live

SwiftOnSecurity

37,649 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.

Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.

SwiftOnSecurity

487,089 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

SwiftOnSecurity

146,968 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching

Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching

SwiftOnSecurity

185,078 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

The European mind cannot comprehend this

The European mind cannot comprehend this

SwiftOnSecurity

150,834 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

SwiftOnSecurity

64,996 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:

Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:

SwiftOnSecurity

73,423 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I don't drive the backroads for speed. I drive them for pleasure.

I don't drive the backroads for speed. I drive them for pleasure.

SwiftOnSecurity

20,044 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr