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Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

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Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

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One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

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Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

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Folks, let me tell you, this THIRD IMPACT - some people call it end of the world, I call it the greatest show EVER on Earth. NERV has terrific kids, they’re all piloting these giant Evas. NOBODY builds mechs like they do! HUGE, absolutely huge, you’ve never seen anything like it!

Folks, let me tell you, this THIRD IMPACT - some people call it end of the world, I call it the greatest show EVER on Earth. NERV has terrific kids, they’re all piloting these giant Evas. NOBODY builds mechs like they do! HUGE, absolutely huge, you’ve never seen anything like it!

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Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:

Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:

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IT teams waking up this morning

IT teams waking up this morning

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American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

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The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

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776,311 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten

Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

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4,472,146 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point

This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point

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177,330 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat

They made this illegal to deindustrialize us

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They made this illegal to deindustrialize us

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669,435 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want

Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want

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510,088 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢

Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢

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824,133 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us

Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us

SwiftOnSecurity

187,648 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

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146,685 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.

Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.

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487,077 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching

Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching

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185,074 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

The European mind cannot comprehend this

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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150,831 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

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64,987 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:

Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:

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73,422 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I don't drive the backroads for speed. I drive them for pleasure.

I don't drive the backroads for speed. I drive them for pleasure.

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19,060 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Millennials report in

Millennials report in

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