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Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

Honestly, this is better than trains. America bodied y’all. Absolute dominance.

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Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

Offroad riders: What is this person doing differently than everyone else? Is it mostly keeping momentum?

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One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

One time a fully configured server rack showed up at work. They didn't know we didn't have a dock. So they rolled it onto the dinky lift-gate and lowered it down struggling to keep it in place.

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Top 5 moments in cinema/human history

Top 5 moments in cinema/human history

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Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

Microsoft sales reps selling MDE while the Crowdstrike users are still down

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Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:
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Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking Hackers:

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10,659,957 views • 2 years ago

IT teams waking up this morning
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IT teams waking up this morning

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8,531,372 views • 2 years ago

American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.
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American queen in Germany retrofitting two AC units into her apartment because she was raised to have agency instead of sitting back and taking shit from the universe.

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7,664,815 views • 2 years ago

Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT
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Working in InfoSec watching the rest of IT

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4,472,536 views • 3 years ago

The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.
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The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

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776,452 views • 10 months ago

Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want
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Microsoft when they realize they can show any ads and create anything on your hard drive they want

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510,088 views • 1 year ago

This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point
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This guy has been doing this since I was a kid he must have xray vision at this point

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179,643 views • 6 months ago

Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢
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Tragic: A school shows some of the e-waste from Windows 11 not supporting older hardware. 😢

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824,227 views • 3 years ago

Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.
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Over 10 years ago I downloaded a Flash file, consisting of a video and audio. Unfortunately, SWF is now dead. I've extracted the video and gotten the source file of the audio, and reconstructed them. The audio is already famous, but I wanted to restore the original meme format.

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621,550 views • 3 years ago

Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us
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Normie cyber people it brings me no pleasure to announce the aerospace cyber people absolutely cooked us

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187,748 views • 1 year ago

Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did
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Why did The Grand Tour end? Richard Hammond: We're old Jeremy Clarkson: Because the security guarantees and stability of Pax Americana did

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146,968 views • 1 year ago

As much as they got shat on, the final generation of actual embedded electronic car dashboards have a dense compactness and customization and charm sourced from their unpretentious engineering inception, before high-level "unified glass cockpit" website design infected cars.
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As much as they got shat on, the final generation of actual embedded electronic car dashboards have a dense compactness and customization and charm sourced from their unpretentious engineering inception, before high-level "unified glass cockpit" website design infected cars.

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30,856 views • 2 months ago

The levels of sigma I imagine feeling as a young professional, debuting into post-Gulf post-Soviet pre-9/11 America. Why was I born so late as to only taste it, a helpless child teased by fate temporal. Bring back the Apaches. Bring them back so that I may know what it is to live
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The levels of sigma I imagine feeling as a young professional, debuting into post-Gulf post-Soviet pre-9/11 America. Why was I born so late as to only taste it, a helpless child teased by fate temporal. Bring back the Apaches. Bring them back so that I may know what it is to live

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37,649 views • 3 months ago

Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching
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Trying to do cybersecurity based on patching

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185,078 views • 2 years ago

The European mind cannot comprehend this
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The European mind cannot comprehend this

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150,850 views • 2 years ago

The Google Home app is so unbelievably poorly coded that you have to purposely slow down or it doesn’t recognize your GUI input. It just doesn’t send it unless you stay on the same screen for 2 seconds. It forgets. It’s absolute slop work that’s difficult to conceive.
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The Google Home app is so unbelievably poorly coded that you have to purposely slow down or it doesn’t recognize your GUI input. It just doesn’t send it unless you stay on the same screen for 2 seconds. It forgets. It’s absolute slop work that’s difficult to conceive.

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132,050 views • 2 years ago

Just saw "Her Private Hell." Looks great on AMC Laser, you wouldn't want to watch it on anything less bright. Super confusingly-written women characters. Feels like it makes a bunch of film nerd references I didn't get? Interesting experience, can't say anyone else would like it.
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Just saw "Her Private Hell." Looks great on AMC Laser, you wouldn't want to watch it on anything less bright. Super confusingly-written women characters. Feels like it makes a bunch of film nerd references I didn't get? Interesting experience, can't say anyone else would like it.

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14,618 views • 2 months ago

When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad
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When Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency makes you release a patch for your end-of-life product because the vulnerability is so bad

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65,006 views • 2 years ago

Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:
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Utterly mandatory cultural viewing:

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73,423 views • 2 years ago