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Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

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Found a guy who’s trying to make it in hickhop but he can’t stop dancing dick first in all his videos because he was a male stripper for 20 years that found Jesus

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RIP Walker Texas Ranger

RIP Walker Texas Ranger

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The girl driving the car is not AI. There is no AI indicators in that video. It’s stays consistent. This is a good example of AI giving people AI psychosis where normal cross platform compression and video artifacts are convincing people they’re seeing things they aren’t. She’s driving fine. Everyone’s a critic about driving a manual online. You have no idea what’s in front of her, what the traffic patterns are, what the grab point is on the clutch pedal, etc. I drive a stick every day and have my whole life and everyone does it differently.

The girl driving the car is not AI. There is no AI indicators in that video. It’s stays consistent. This is a good example of AI giving people AI psychosis where normal cross platform compression and video artifacts are convincing people they’re seeing things they aren’t. She’s driving fine. Everyone’s a critic about driving a manual online. You have no idea what’s in front of her, what the traffic patterns are, what the grab point is on the clutch pedal, etc. I drive a stick every day and have my whole life and everyone does it differently.

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Can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the “yeah babe I’m fine, no seriously I’m good” then walked around the corner to stifle my crying

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve done the “yeah babe I’m fine, no seriously I’m good” then walked around the corner to stifle my crying

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New funniest thing he’s ever said just dropped:

New funniest thing he’s ever said just dropped:

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Every time I think I’m done he pulls me back in one last time

Every time I think I’m done he pulls me back in one last time

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I’ve watched this 200 times

I’ve watched this 200 times

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they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road

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Twee Harvey Oswald might’ve had the worst plan of all time. Respect.

Twee Harvey Oswald might’ve had the worst plan of all time. Respect.

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Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Me: these Red Stripes ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim

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Having a nice cum beer after work. L'chaim

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the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

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Got the day off so I’m workin on the boat all day to take these hoes out partyin tomorrow. If you are a hoe(of any gender) you are invited.

Got the day off so I’m workin on the boat all day to take these hoes out partyin tomorrow. If you are a hoe(of any gender) you are invited.

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American mind can’t comprehend

American mind can’t comprehend

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This rules actually

This rules actually

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Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me, 15 minutes later:

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“Bitch I need head, I need neck, I need Kirk” lmao

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“Bitch I need head, I need neck, I need Kirk” lmao

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I can’t stop watching this it’s so good

I can’t stop watching this it’s so good

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apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

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Found a guy that put a train horn on his Miata

Found a guy that put a train horn on his Miata

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Gm let’s get this paper

Gm let’s get this paper

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These things crash because pilots make errors like Jeff Kuss did in 2016. It’s stupid and unnecessary to do low pass flyovers like this but that’s kinda the MO of the military and current crop of dipshits running things.

These things crash because pilots make errors like Jeff Kuss did in 2016. It’s stupid and unnecessary to do low pass flyovers like this but that’s kinda the MO of the military and current crop of dipshits running things.

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A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

A second angle has hit the Folsom Pro July 4th Rodeo 🦅🫡 🇺🇸

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I hate so much about this. Every one of their videos focus on them pantomiming as robots and the guy’s not even good at it he’s just spazzing most of the time. Halfway through they reveal a terrifying pink pony furry. Why isn’t the keytar player a robot too? How many theater kids lost their virginity to this band? Tragic.

I hate so much about this. Every one of their videos focus on them pantomiming as robots and the guy’s not even good at it he’s just spazzing most of the time. Halfway through they reveal a terrifying pink pony furry. Why isn’t the keytar player a robot too? How many theater kids lost their virginity to this band? Tragic.

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Gm let’s get this paper

Gm let’s get this paper

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I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if there’s grain in it.

Never climb anything meant for grain. Especially if there’s grain in it.

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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The warehouse guys were not prepared for Braeden from sales

The warehouse guys were not prepared for Braeden from sales

Kristi Yamaguccimane

5,117,586 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

“Rock n Roll” was literally a euphemism for sex. It’s where the name came from. Imagine hearing this song and not wanting to get slutted out to it. Pack it up, player. You’re done.

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“Rock n Roll” was literally a euphemism for sex. It’s where the name came from. Imagine hearing this song and not wanting to get slutted out to it. Pack it up, player. You’re done.

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You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

You couldn’t pay me enough money to work at a gun range open to the public

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

“What’s it like to be the last black president?” Is still probably the funniest thing ever said to one

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

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I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

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I don’t know why this got me so good

I don’t know why this got me so good

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2,440,417 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Fellas, whatever you do is gonna end up on TikTok so don’t do it. This guy’s wife showed up in the comments and people started digging. It’s actually her and that’s them in the profile pic lol.

Kristi Yamaguccimane

2,654,053 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

“What did you say?” My wife asks me “Oh nothing,” I respond “All my haters woke all my haters woke” I whisper to myself

“What did you say?” My wife asks me “Oh nothing,” I respond “All my haters woke all my haters woke” I whisper to myself

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

This is called Land Diving and it’s done to bless the yam harvest. It’s the greatest g-force experienced by anyone in the non-industrialized world. Dudes rock.

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Didn’t see anyone celebrating the recent 6 year anniversary of the most important piece of art in recent history

Didn’t see anyone celebrating the recent 6 year anniversary of the most important piece of art in recent history

Kristi Yamaguccimane

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Might be single worst bathroom renovation I’ve ever seen. 10/10.

Might be single worst bathroom renovation I’ve ever seen. 10/10.

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