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Stand Up Comedian Creator, Katiba na Chai History Buff

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Those first weeks of that high chemistry but low compatibility relationship feel like

Those first weeks of that high chemistry but low compatibility relationship feel like

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Similar model, but primed for a Kenyan neighborhood and girl. Used Gemini

Similar model, but primed for a Kenyan neighborhood and girl. Used Gemini

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Continuing with Kikuyu folklore creatures. Today are creatures that aren't part of the giants/ogres. First up, Ndamathia. A colossal, prehistoric river dragon or giant serpent covered in dark, heavy, armored scales. It is so immense that its body is said to match the length of the rainbows it creates, and it possesses prized, magical hairs or feathers growing at the very tip of its massive tail. It was found in the deepest, most sacred pools (ndũndũ) of major rivers, waterfalls, and mist-veiled basins within the Aberdare highlands and the forests surrounding Mount Kenya (Kĩrĩnyaga). The Ndamathia is a deeply sacred symbol of divine power, weather control, and political legitimacy in Kikuyu culture. It is explicitly tied to the Ituĩka ceremony, the peaceful transition of tribal leadership that happened every 30 to 40 years. To legitimize a new generation of ruling elders, young warriors had to courageously venture into the waters, bribe or entice the beast, and pluck the magical hairs from its tail to use in their sacred inauguration rituals.

Continuing with Kikuyu folklore creatures. Today are creatures that aren't part of the giants/ogres. First up, Ndamathia. A colossal, prehistoric river dragon or giant serpent covered in dark, heavy, armored scales. It is so immense that its body is said to match the length of the rainbows it creates, and it possesses prized, magical hairs or feathers growing at the very tip of its massive tail. It was found in the deepest, most sacred pools (ndũndũ) of major rivers, waterfalls, and mist-veiled basins within the Aberdare highlands and the forests surrounding Mount Kenya (Kĩrĩnyaga). The Ndamathia is a deeply sacred symbol of divine power, weather control, and political legitimacy in Kikuyu culture. It is explicitly tied to the Ituĩka ceremony, the peaceful transition of tribal leadership that happened every 30 to 40 years. To legitimize a new generation of ruling elders, young warriors had to courageously venture into the waters, bribe or entice the beast, and pluck the magical hairs from its tail to use in their sacred inauguration rituals.

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Pulling this when I want to get out of social situations

Pulling this when I want to get out of social situations

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Opiyo Wandayi Jackson. Check the body language

Opiyo Wandayi Jackson. Check the body language

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I raise you months later on a random night out when you smell a familiar perfume

I raise you months later on a random night out when you smell a familiar perfume

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Ovulation texts read like...

Ovulation texts read like...

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Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves. ― Joseph Addison Sikatai yule muonyesha wivu ndiye mwenye mapenzi ya kweli kwa mwenza -Ali Kiba

Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves. ― Joseph Addison Sikatai yule muonyesha wivu ndiye mwenye mapenzi ya kweli kwa mwenza -Ali Kiba

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Kenyatta family listening to Gachagua list his wealth

Kenyatta family listening to Gachagua list his wealth

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As a consumer of Kenyan urban culture. Seeing how much the scenes have grown. We may not give enough flowers to where a lot of them started. THREAD OF Kenyan urban culture cornerstones

As a consumer of Kenyan urban culture. Seeing how much the scenes have grown. We may not give enough flowers to where a lot of them started. THREAD OF Kenyan urban culture cornerstones

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My guy thought Kipchoge was going to say n**ga

My guy thought Kipchoge was going to say n**ga

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Apparently, marijuna use by the male doubles the chance of early miscarriage
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Apparently, marijuna use by the male doubles the chance of early miscarriage

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8,746,441 views • 1 year ago

In 3 years, the prosecution will be playing this video where he is telling people how to deal with a stab wound
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In 3 years, the prosecution will be playing this video where he is telling people how to deal with a stab wound

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207,249 views • 23 days ago

The way he stepped forward. He refused to be used for a photo opp. "Presence is not submission....wacha niongee"
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The way he stepped forward. He refused to be used for a photo opp. "Presence is not submission....wacha niongee"

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425,128 views • 3 months ago

Kenyan references in modern Anime Gaichukuta - signing "Bwana wa Mabwana" Jujitsu Kaisen - Miguel Oduol as a sorcerer of Kenyan origin Fireforce - Lieutenant Onyango
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Kenyan references in modern Anime Gaichukuta - signing "Bwana wa Mabwana" Jujitsu Kaisen - Miguel Oduol as a sorcerer of Kenyan origin Fireforce - Lieutenant Onyango

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30,785 views • 9 days ago

The boys: Tell us what happened, did you hit? Me:
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The boys: Tell us what happened, did you hit? Me:

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26,949 views • 10 days ago

There is no intimacy without conflict
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There is no intimacy without conflict

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283,434 views • 6 months ago

It's because your creative capacity is bigger than that one thing and will show throughout
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It's because your creative capacity is bigger than that one thing and will show throughout

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73,024 views • 3 months ago

Say what you will about him, but Pablo Escobar made sure the product was pure.
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Say what you will about him, but Pablo Escobar made sure the product was pure.

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187,227 views • 1 year ago

Counsel Ongoya, among other wakilis every time the judges quote him verbatim
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Counsel Ongoya, among other wakilis every time the judges quote him verbatim

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52,757 views • 2 months ago

Gave him the Stone cold walk, asipoteze kura za aura
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Gave him the Stone cold walk, asipoteze kura za aura

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197,184 views • 1 year ago

That speech from Fight Club makes more sense every day, especially for modern men who haven't found a calling worth pursuing or dedicating their lives to.
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That speech from Fight Club makes more sense every day, especially for modern men who haven't found a calling worth pursuing or dedicating their lives to.

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76,492 views • 5 months ago

Elsha Ongoya walking away after that cross examination
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Elsha Ongoya walking away after that cross examination

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251,407 views • 1 year ago

Here they are in 2016, chasing away the VC because he was from another tribe 🥲🥲.
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Here they are in 2016, chasing away the VC because he was from another tribe 🥲🥲.

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237,581 views • 2 years ago

History repeats itself. Listen to Koigi Wamwere's mother ask for her son in court. After he had at first been sentenced to death then after pressure from all over was sentenced to 4 years (long story, a tweet won't do justice maybe Too Early For Birds will one day) Translates loosely to "What kind of government is this, that takes the father and children, What government is this that locks up children even after they have killed them" She then leads a prayer of defiance, saying that God will not let her enemies win. Also see the reaction about the judgment from parties involved
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History repeats itself. Listen to Koigi Wamwere's mother ask for her son in court. After he had at first been sentenced to death then after pressure from all over was sentenced to 4 years (long story, a tweet won't do justice maybe Too Early For Birds will one day) Translates loosely to "What kind of government is this, that takes the father and children, What government is this that locks up children even after they have killed them" She then leads a prayer of defiance, saying that God will not let her enemies win. Also see the reaction about the judgment from parties involved

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202,985 views • 1 year ago

Me and the boys 3 hours after saying we don't like Bongo
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Me and the boys 3 hours after saying we don't like Bongo

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228,721 views • 2 years ago

Cool kids wamesema mtasikia mūgithi by force by fire
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Cool kids wamesema mtasikia mūgithi by force by fire

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188,370 views • 1 year ago

Hey guys, unfortunately, we had a roof cave in today and the roofing experts and insurance have advised against going through with the show. Tickets are still valid for the gig for when we announce in the next few weeks. I'm really sorry
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Hey guys, unfortunately, we had a roof cave in today and the roofing experts and insurance have advised against going through with the show. Tickets are still valid for the gig for when we announce in the next few weeks. I'm really sorry

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137,667 views • 1 year ago

Kikuyus already did a mocky obituary for Khamenei
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Kikuyus already did a mocky obituary for Khamenei

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61,422 views • 6 months ago