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Stand Up Comedian Creator, Katiba na Chai History Buff

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Those first weeks of that high chemistry but low compatibility relationship feel like

Those first weeks of that high chemistry but low compatibility relationship feel like

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Pulling this when I want to get out of social situations

Pulling this when I want to get out of social situations

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Weren't you guys like really close? Us :

Weren't you guys like really close? Us :

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Similar model, but primed for a Kenyan neighborhood and girl. Used Gemini

Similar model, but primed for a Kenyan neighborhood and girl. Used Gemini

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Opiyo Wandayi Jackson. Check the body language

Opiyo Wandayi Jackson. Check the body language

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Ovulation texts read like...

Ovulation texts read like...

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Kenyatta family listening to Gachagua list his wealth

Kenyatta family listening to Gachagua list his wealth

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Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves. ― Joseph Addison Sikatai yule muonyesha wivu ndiye mwenye mapenzi ya kweli kwa mwenza -Ali Kiba

Jealousy is that pain which a man feels from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved by the person whom he entirely loves. ― Joseph Addison Sikatai yule muonyesha wivu ndiye mwenye mapenzi ya kweli kwa mwenza -Ali Kiba

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Continuing with Kikuyu folklore creatures. Today are creatures that aren't part of the giants/ogres. First up, Ndamathia. A colossal, prehistoric river dragon or giant serpent covered in dark, heavy, armored scales. It is so immense that its body is said to match the length of the rainbows it creates, and it possesses prized, magical hairs or feathers growing at the very tip of its massive tail. It was found in the deepest, most sacred pools (ndũndũ) of major rivers, waterfalls, and mist-veiled basins within the Aberdare highlands and the forests surrounding Mount Kenya (Kĩrĩnyaga). The Ndamathia is a deeply sacred symbol of divine power, weather control, and political legitimacy in Kikuyu culture. It is explicitly tied to the Ituĩka ceremony, the peaceful transition of tribal leadership that happened every 30 to 40 years. To legitimize a new generation of ruling elders, young warriors had to courageously venture into the waters, bribe or entice the beast, and pluck the magical hairs from its tail to use in their sacred inauguration rituals.

Continuing with Kikuyu folklore creatures. Today are creatures that aren't part of the giants/ogres. First up, Ndamathia. A colossal, prehistoric river dragon or giant serpent covered in dark, heavy, armored scales. It is so immense that its body is said to match the length of the rainbows it creates, and it possesses prized, magical hairs or feathers growing at the very tip of its massive tail. It was found in the deepest, most sacred pools (ndũndũ) of major rivers, waterfalls, and mist-veiled basins within the Aberdare highlands and the forests surrounding Mount Kenya (Kĩrĩnyaga). The Ndamathia is a deeply sacred symbol of divine power, weather control, and political legitimacy in Kikuyu culture. It is explicitly tied to the Ituĩka ceremony, the peaceful transition of tribal leadership that happened every 30 to 40 years. To legitimize a new generation of ruling elders, young warriors had to courageously venture into the waters, bribe or entice the beast, and pluck the magical hairs from its tail to use in their sacred inauguration rituals.

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As a consumer of Kenyan urban culture. Seeing how much the scenes have grown. We may not give enough flowers to where a lot of them started. THREAD OF Kenyan urban culture cornerstones

As a consumer of Kenyan urban culture. Seeing how much the scenes have grown. We may not give enough flowers to where a lot of them started. THREAD OF Kenyan urban culture cornerstones

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My guy thought Kipchoge was going to say n**ga

My guy thought Kipchoge was going to say n**ga

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Apparently, marijuna use by the male doubles the chance of early miscarriage

Apparently, marijuna use by the male doubles the chance of early miscarriage

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Goons marketing themselves to be hired by politicians using social media like a dark LinkedIn Strange country this one

Goons marketing themselves to be hired by politicians using social media like a dark LinkedIn Strange country this one

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Girl pretty v Boy pretty. Differences in what the different sexes find attractive. Seeing her worries about a round face speaks to difference number one

Girl pretty v Boy pretty. Differences in what the different sexes find attractive. Seeing her worries about a round face speaks to difference number one

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In 3 years, the prosecution will be playing this video where he is telling people how to deal with a stab wound

In 3 years, the prosecution will be playing this video where he is telling people how to deal with a stab wound

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The way he stepped forward. He refused to be used for a photo opp. "Presence is not submission....wacha niongee"

The way he stepped forward. He refused to be used for a photo opp. "Presence is not submission....wacha niongee"

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This is sad, remembered when Trevor Noah talked about having to 'buy back the village' after a country becomes really developed

This is sad, remembered when Trevor Noah talked about having to 'buy back the village' after a country becomes really developed

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We need to catch up on our history. The area MP, women rep and Senator are all 'murima' Kikuyus who have been there since the early 70s. They have lived there for half a century. How? You may ask? They are the children of Kikuyu families returning from Tanzania alongside other landless post-independence Kenyans. Many of these families had originally migrated south during the 1950s colonial Emergency to seek land and trade, but found themselves displaced in the late 1960s when Tanzanian President Julius Nyerere initiated Ujamaa nationalization policies. Forced out and left destitute upon returning to Kenya, they were directed by Jomo Kenyatta’s administration to the remote mainland of Lamu. Local account holds that the town's name, Mpeketoni, was born during this initial migration from the administration officers handing out basic supply boxes to the arriving families while instructing their assistants "mpe katoni"

We need to catch up on our history. The area MP, women rep and Senator are all 'murima' Kikuyus who have been there since the early 70s. They have lived there for half a century. How? You may ask? They are the children of Kikuyu families returning from Tanzania alongside other landless post-independence Kenyans. Many of these families had originally migrated south during the 1950s colonial Emergency to seek land and trade, but found themselves displaced in the late 1960s when Tanzanian President Julius Nyerere initiated Ujamaa nationalization policies. Forced out and left destitute upon returning to Kenya, they were directed by Jomo Kenyatta’s administration to the remote mainland of Lamu. Local account holds that the town's name, Mpeketoni, was born during this initial migration from the administration officers handing out basic supply boxes to the arriving families while instructing their assistants "mpe katoni"

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We made the same mistake with not revealing the SGR contract details. Years later we find out we paid billions for things like grass and staff buses and KPA is security

We made the same mistake with not revealing the SGR contract details. Years later we find out we paid billions for things like grass and staff buses and KPA is security

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There is no intimacy without conflict

There is no intimacy without conflict

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Hassan Minhaj jokes about how the religion you turn to is an indicator of your current socio economic status

Hassan Minhaj jokes about how the religion you turn to is an indicator of your current socio economic status

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It's because your creative capacity is bigger than that one thing and will show throughout

It's because your creative capacity is bigger than that one thing and will show throughout

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Say what you will about him, but Pablo Escobar made sure the product was pure.

Say what you will about him, but Pablo Escobar made sure the product was pure.

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Kenyan references in modern Anime Gaichukuta - signing "Bwana wa Mabwana" Jujitsu Kaisen - Miguel Oduol as a sorcerer of Kenyan origin Fireforce - Lieutenant Onyango

Kenyan references in modern Anime Gaichukuta - signing "Bwana wa Mabwana" Jujitsu Kaisen - Miguel Oduol as a sorcerer of Kenyan origin Fireforce - Lieutenant Onyango

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Gave him the Stone cold walk, asipoteze kura za aura

Gave him the Stone cold walk, asipoteze kura za aura

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Elsha Ongoya walking away after that cross examination

Elsha Ongoya walking away after that cross examination

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The boys: Tell us what happened, did you hit? Me:

The boys: Tell us what happened, did you hit? Me:

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That speech from Fight Club makes more sense every day, especially for modern men who haven't found a calling worth pursuing or dedicating their lives to.

That speech from Fight Club makes more sense every day, especially for modern men who haven't found a calling worth pursuing or dedicating their lives to.

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Here they are in 2016, chasing away the VC because he was from another tribe 🥲🥲.

Here they are in 2016, chasing away the VC because he was from another tribe 🥲🥲.

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