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Asmongold explains Keir Starmer's resignation using a WoW raid strategy and it makes perfect sense "Labour just performed a tank swap. Starmer had too many debuffs so they pulled him out and brought in a new tank." "The new guy is going to do the same thing for the same raid. They're tanking the same boss in the same way." "You're Onyxia. Don't fall for the tank swap. He's not the organization. You didn't win, they just reset your aggro."
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Asmongold breaks down how Hasan said white women being raped is the lesser of two evils "WASP means white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Whenever he says wasp, he is explicitly and deliberately, definitionally referring to race. It's literally the first letter." "He's saying that it is basically a lesser of two evils that white women are being raped. That's right." "So whenever I'm talking about who's doing this, I'm talking about you. You're the one that supports this. You're the one that does this. And you've done it for years."
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Asmongold says nobody hates attractive women more than older less attractive women “What’s happening is there’s a group of older women in these studios that are insecure about their age. So they want to replace young attractive heroines with middle-aged menopausal women wearing less makeup. And I don’t think anybody wants to look at that, including those women. That’s why they’re wearing makeup IRL.” “It’s Snow White. Who was the main antagonist? An older, less attractive woman. This is the core story. Nobody hates attractive women more than older, less attractive women.”
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Asmongold explains why entire industries are built to keep problems unsolved instead of fixing them “I went into the oncology building when my dad had cancer, and the bathroom alone made the Hilton look like a joke. Oak walls, paintings everywhere, chairs that belonged in Buckingham Palace. There’s such a massive institution built around treating cancer that you start to wonder how many of these people lose their job the day it actually gets cured.” “It’s the same as dentistry. Imagine if you could just regrow a tooth, think about how much less work dentists would have. It’s like how calculators used to be actual people doing math, then we built the machine, and all those people had to go find another job.” “Look at hair loss, it’s a three to five billion dollar industry. Every few years you hear they found the one gene that stops hair loss, and then you never hear about it again. Once you see it, you realize how much money is invested into creating problems so somebody can sell you the solution.”
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Asmongold says OnlyFans girls can't compete with a man from Pakistan armed with AI "OnlyFans isn't even close to as profitable as it was five years ago. Girls making $10K a month are now making $2k." "How can a normal girl compete with the sexual fantasies of the most depraved man in Pakistan armed with every AI tool to make whatever girl he wants?" "You can't beat Rajesh. Rajesh understands things you can't even imagine."
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Asmongold says Hasan's every belief exists to serve Islamic terrorism and nothing else "Everything that he does is going to be in service of Islamic Muslim terrorism. This is the core and the center of his ideology." "He will compromise LGBT rights by supporting the countries that will kill gay people. He will support wealth inequality by glazing China." "But the one thing that he will never do is compromise on Islamic terrorism. Every other belief works in service to manifest the increase of Islamic terrorism."
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Asmongold’s “nuclear take” on why women side with the dominant force “I think women are more biologically predisposed to betray their culture to fit in with the dominant narrative, whatever it is. They’ll always side with what they think gives them more security and is the stronger force.” “Throughout history women were often taken by a conquering group and made their wives. I think that evolutionary biology still applies. They might hate the patriarchy, but they’ll default to it the moment they think it’s the controlling force.”
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Asmongold says chuds are the indigenous peoples of gaming and he’s happy to see woke devs lose their jobs “This bitch was talking all that shit about making games more woke, have fun crying yourself to sleep at night. And then the game was shut down, the studio was closed, and as far as I know, she doesn’t have a job.” “We have put so many of these studios out of business. These people are an invasive species. Chuds are the indigenous peoples of the gaming community. We’re the native gamers. These people are colonizers. They’re the invaders. They are illegal aliens inside of the chud environment. It’s the year of the chud, and we’re not going anywhere.”
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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."
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Asmongold explains why the Jew hate obsession on the right is a subversion designed to keep conservatives fighting each other “If every single Jew in the world disappeared tomorrow, all of these problems would stay the same. That’s what I think. This fixation around blaming everything on them is just stupid.” “When you say that kind of stuff, you find yourself on the same side of every single organization and group that wants to destroy the United States and Western civilization. Every single group thinks the exact same thing. That’s crazy.” “I think it’s a subversion that’s been created to poison the right wing and the conservative movement, to keep it fighting amongst itself rather than recognizing where the real enemies are. You’ve been poison-pilled.”
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Asmongold points out that women charging men for dates is just prostitution with extra steps "Isn't it crazy that 200 years of women's empowerment has led us to the exact same place, which is prostitution." "There are two things that women can undeniably do better than men. They can be mothers better than men can be, and they can be prostitutes better than men can be." "People didn't like that. You know why? Because it was too accurate."
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Asmongold drops the most brutal analogy about how the rich see the poor "Actual rich people have like 50 different buffer layers they use to avoid ever having to see a poor person. They don't even know these things exist. I'm referring to poor people." "They understand poor people in the same way that you understand a zebra. You've seen pictures of zebras, you've learned about zebras in school, you've even seen videos of zebras and maybe went to a zoo once. But you're not going around seeing zebras every day."
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Asmongold reveals the one rule about weight that every man knows but nobody says out loud "Men don't care about if you're fat. They care about where you're fat." "If all the weight is in your arms and stomach, that's called a fat pig. If it's in your thighs, ass and chest with a thin face, that's a fertility goddess." "We have to respect and worship them. That's the difference."
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Asmongold reveals the biggest contradiction in Hasan’s ideology “This is the paradox of Hasan’s ideology. You want large scale immigration into the country, and you also want a big increase in social services. You have to pick one or the other.” “If you want Ellis Island, 1800s, everybody-can-come immigration, then you can’t also have a strong social safety net supporting all of those people. The money just doesn’t exist.” “I want universal healthcare too, but I want it for American citizens. I don’t want it to go to a bunch of foreigners coming over here and having anchor babies so they can take advantage of our systems.” “Because at a certain point, even if your system is very strong, the system breaks. As there is simply 7 billion people in our world and you will eventually run out of resources to allocate to them. And if you go to an emergency room in a big city downtown, you will see this manifest in reality at this very moment.”
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Asmongold explains how a video game actually makes money to studios that apparently don’t know “How does a game profit with a $100 million budget? You have to make more than $100 million. If you have a $100 million budget and you make $3 million, you’ve lost $97 million.” “If the second number’s bigger than the first number, it’s good. If it’s smaller, it’s bad. Bungie doesn’t know this, Ubisoft doesn’t know this, but the secret to making money is to make more money than you spend. I know it might sound crazy, people might not be ready for this.”
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Asmongold exposes the socialism internet paradox "The biggest socialists on the internet enjoy capitalism the most, and the biggest capitalists on the internet enjoy socialist lifestyles the most" "Look at Elon Musk. He's living in a random apartment with nothing in it except a computer and a little statue of a rocket ship. Meanwhile every socialist influencer has a Porsche, a million dollar house, and watches worth $20,000." "The moment somebody says eat the rich, they're about to sell you something. The moment they say everybody should be equal, they're about to sell you something."
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Asmongold drops a brutal take on who is actually causing all of society's problems "Our schools are created to cater to and make the bottom 10% of the population succeed. This person shouldn't even know what electricity is. They should have a rake or a plow or a shovel and just be digging holes all day." "The top 10% of Americans are very intelligent people. The problem is you're not being oppressed by the top 2% of society. You're being oppressed by the bottom 2%." "The bottom 2% of society have caused all of the manifest problems in your lives. That's it."
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Asmongold breaks down exactly why western game developers can't make good games anymore "There is an unholy trinity of failed theater kids, woke retardation, and infinity middle management. This has created the unholy trinity of bad western video games." "These people want to make this video game their vision, their ideology. They're a visionary, a misunderstood artist." "All of this self-aggrandizement mental masturbation garbage. And then you also have three or four levels of management and HR just wasting everybody's time and money creating artificial problems and then solving them so they don't get fired."
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Asmongold calls Hasan an invasive species infecting the Democrat party "You are not a Democrat. You are not helpful to the Democrats." "You want to infect Democrat policy with Middle Eastern identity politics." "You're an invasive species into the liberal and Democrat movement. You seek to subvert them and co-opt their platform."
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Asmongold says the more he hates women the more women watch him "The more I've hated women, the more women have started watching me. Nobody hates women more than women." "We've literally doubled our female viewership. We're at seven percent. That is an insane ratio." "I don't really know why. I'm just as confused as the rest of you."
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