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Asmongold reveals the Blizzard harassment scandal was proven fake "All the allegations of sexual misconduct, abuse, harassment, and frat boy culture were entirely fake. California admitted there was no evidence substantiating any of the claims. The breast milk theft, the Cosby room, the harassment driving an employee to end her life. All of it was theater over the fact that only one in five Blizzard employees were women." "Blizzard paid 18 million and set up HR practices that discriminate against white men. Internal messages between California officials showed the entire thing was a ploy to send a message to the industry to literally ruin video games." "Do you remember when I said gamers are the most oppressed group in society? It's not women, not gay people, not trans. It's gamers. We're having our spaces colonized, and they're getting mad at us for not liking it."
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Asmongold explains Keir Starmer's resignation using a WoW raid strategy and it makes perfect sense "Labour just performed a tank swap. Starmer had too many debuffs so they pulled him out and brought in a new tank." "The new guy is going to do the same thing for the same raid. They're tanking the same boss in the same way." "You're Onyxia. Don't fall for the tank swap. He's not the organization. You didn't win, they just reset your aggro."
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Asmongold says OnlyFans girls can't compete with a man from Pakistan armed with AI "OnlyFans isn't even close to as profitable as it was five years ago. Girls making $10K a month are now making $2k." "How can a normal girl compete with the sexual fantasies of the most depraved man in Pakistan armed with every AI tool to make whatever girl he wants?" "You can't beat Rajesh. Rajesh understands things you can't even imagine."
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Asmongold defends giving his dying mother a cigarette and says pussy boys don't understand freedom "If I could go back in time, I'd say you're goddamn fucking right I would. Because she was a goddamn American. She was an adult. She was 70 fucking years old. She was dying. And if you don't want to go out smoking a fucking cigarette after you smoke them for your entire fucking life, what the hell was this whole thing for." "At a certain point you realize that you're on the train tracks and the light at the end of the tunnel, that's another train that's coming for you. And she realized that. She acknowledged it." "Pussy boys don't get that. Pussy boys don't understand that. And I don't know if they ever will."
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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."
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Asmongold tells the story of his cousin failing into success "My cousin is a fuckup. He worked for a roofing company, got fired. Plumbing company, got fired. Siding company, got fired. Pavement company, got fired. Mechanics, got fired." "After getting fired from so many different kinds of jobs, he became a building manager because now he knows how to do everything." "Now he's got multiple properties, tons of money, everything's totally fine. Because he learned everything by getting fired from everything."
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Asmongold drops the most brutal analogy about how the rich see the poor "Actual rich people have like 50 different buffer layers they use to avoid ever having to see a poor person. They don't even know these things exist. I'm referring to poor people." "They understand poor people in the same way that you understand a zebra. You've seen pictures of zebras, you've learned about zebras in school, you've even seen videos of zebras and maybe went to a zoo once. But you're not going around seeing zebras every day."
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Asmongold says he'd buy a WNBA franchise with an all trans team to prove a point "I am prepared to buy a WNBA expansion franchise in Nashville. I pledge to have a 100% trans team, all men who identify as women. I will also employ a 100% trans coaching staff. The most inclusive team in history." "These people are going to need to literally get the shit beaten out of them by trans people in the same sport they're competing in for them to realize how wrong they are. It's only going to happen when the South Park episode becomes reality."
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Asmongold’s “nuclear take” on why women side with the dominant force “I think women are more biologically predisposed to betray their culture to fit in with the dominant narrative, whatever it is. They’ll always side with what they think gives them more security and is the stronger force.” “Throughout history women were often taken by a conquering group and made their wives. I think that evolutionary biology still applies. They might hate the patriarchy, but they’ll default to it the moment they think it’s the controlling force.”
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Asmongold breaks down how an OnlyFans girl's viral clip is a multi layered goi trap "They've written stories about these women for thousands of years. I'm not talking about Helen of Troy, I'm talking about succubuses and harpies. This is a mythological creature and they operate inside a web of lies." "She gets the surface level simps who think she's hot. Then you get guys thinking since nobody else wants her, maybe she'd be interested in me, so they pay real money to talk to a Pakistani man pretending to be her, being paid by her OnlyFans managing company. That's the actual game plan." "You're all getting goi trapped by a literal succubus harpy. You are Odysseus being led onto the rocks. You're giving your take on whether it's okay to date girls on OnlyFans when this entire thing was an advertisement for the fact that she had OnlyFans. You got goi trapped."
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Asmongold goes on a five minute rant about every single thing going wrong in his life at once "I go to clean up my room and I can't even get to my cable. Then I don't have a sheet cover so I have to go to Target. Then the check engine light comes on, on the way over to Target. They rotated the tires for $400." "I spent $270 at Target because I bought these unicorn cupcakes that look like the trans flag. I don't give a fuck I'm gonna eat them. Then I forgot to take the garbage out so the garbage can's full and there's a dead animal in the garbage can. Three vacuum cleaners, how many work? 0.5. Nobody knows where the crevice tool is." "Then I get a phone call that there's a money problem. People have money they're not supposed to have and other people don't have money they are supposed to have. Then the mouse gets stuck in my hair. There's a bird stuck in the chimney. There's no beef jerky at Target. This is my last Dr Pepper. My life is built on a house of cards and it's a windy day. Every day is windy."
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Asmongold exposes the socialism internet paradox "The biggest socialists on the internet enjoy capitalism the most, and the biggest capitalists on the internet enjoy socialist lifestyles the most" "Look at Elon Musk. He's living in a random apartment with nothing in it except a computer and a little statue of a rocket ship. Meanwhile every socialist influencer has a Porsche, a million dollar house, and watches worth $20,000." "The moment somebody says eat the rich, they're about to sell you something. The moment they say everybody should be equal, they're about to sell you something."
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Asmongold shares the World of Warcraft lesson that changed his entire outlook on life "There was a guy in my guild and we helped him every single week get Shadowmourne, the best weapon in the game. After he got it I said great, I guess it's my turn now. And everybody looked at me like I was crazy." "I learned a lesson that day. Nobody is going to look out for you except for you. Nobody is going to have your back. Nobody is going to be your best advocate. The person who needs to be accountable for that is you and only you."
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Asmongold says there's an ethnic coalition forming against white Americans "There is an ethnic cohort of people getting together under the banner of one thing, which is being against white people and being against Western culture. Whether it's people from the Middle East, Africa, Asia, or South America." "There is a large coalition of people trying to come into America and use ethnic solidarity against white people in order to vote in anti white policies." "When you become an American, you are no longer Korean. You're no longer Mexican. You're not from Iran anymore. You're from America. And if you're not able to easily have that opinion, I don't want you in this country. We need to get rid of a lot of these people."
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Asmongold reveals the one rule about weight that every man knows but nobody says out loud "Men don't care about if you're fat. They care about where you're fat." "If all the weight is in your arms and stomach, that's called a fat pig. If it's in your thighs, ass and chest with a thin face, that's a fertility goddess." "We have to respect and worship them. That's the difference."
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Asmongold gives dating advice using Pokemon fans "If you are looking for a girlfriend, find a girl that plays Pokemon. This is a girl that is used to being abused and neglected, treated badly, given minimum effort for the last 20 years, and she's still stuck around. If you want somebody for the long term, you want to find yourself a Pokemon girl."
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Asmongold says removing the bottom 2% of society would immediately improve every aspect of life "If you remove the top 2% of society, every business owner would be gone, every leader would be gone, and your country would turn into immediate chaos. That's what would happen." "If you remove the bottom 2% of society and they just immediately disappeared, every aspect of your life would immediately improve. Less plexiglass in CVS, lower insurance premiums, lower healthcare costs, lower taxes, safer society in every single facet." "The top 2% have some positives and some negatives. The bottom 2%, there are no positives. There's nothing redeeming about them. There's nothing good about them. There's nothing beneficial to them. That's it."
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Asmongold breaks down how Hasan said white women being raped is the lesser of two evils "WASP means white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. Whenever he says wasp, he is explicitly and deliberately, definitionally referring to race. It's literally the first letter." "He's saying that it is basically a lesser of two evils that white women are being raped. That's right." "So whenever I'm talking about who's doing this, I'm talking about you. You're the one that supports this. You're the one that does this. And you've done it for years."
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Asmongold reveals the real reason people hate capitalism "Do you know why people hate capitalism? Because capitalism is the acknowledgement that you are a failure of your own design. The reason why you don't have what you want is because you're not smart enough, you haven't put in enough work, or you haven't come up with a good enough idea to earn that thing." "Capitalism is accountability. Socialism, communism, this is group consensus accountability. And nobody ever really gets held accountable for doing something right or wrong ever. And that's it."
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Asmongold says nobody hates attractive women more than older less attractive women “What’s happening is there’s a group of older women in these studios that are insecure about their age. So they want to replace young attractive heroines with middle-aged menopausal women wearing less makeup. And I don’t think anybody wants to look at that, including those women. That’s why they’re wearing makeup IRL.” “It’s Snow White. Who was the main antagonist? An older, less attractive woman. This is the core story. Nobody hates attractive women more than older, less attractive women.”
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