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Asmongold says he'd buy a WNBA franchise with an all trans team to prove a point "I am prepared to buy a WNBA expansion franchise in Nashville. I pledge to have a 100% trans team, all men who identify as women. I will also employ a 100% trans coaching staff. The most inclusive team in history." "These people are going to need to literally get the shit beaten out of them by trans people in the same sport they're competing in for them to realize how wrong they are. It's only going to happen when the South Park episode becomes reality."
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Asmongold reveals the Blizzard harassment scandal was proven fake "All the allegations of sexual misconduct, abuse, harassment, and frat boy culture were entirely fake. California admitted there was no evidence substantiating any of the claims. The breast milk theft, the Cosby room, the harassment driving an employee to end her life. All of it was theater over the fact that only one in five Blizzard employees were women." "Blizzard paid 18 million and set up HR practices that discriminate against white men. Internal messages between California officials showed the entire thing was a ploy to send a message to the industry to literally ruin video games." "Do you remember when I said gamers are the most oppressed group in society? It's not women, not gay people, not trans. It's gamers. We're having our spaces colonized, and they're getting mad at us for not liking it."
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Asmongold breaks down how an OnlyFans girl's viral clip is a multi layered goi trap "They've written stories about these women for thousands of years. I'm not talking about Helen of Troy, I'm talking about succubuses and harpies. This is a mythological creature and they operate inside a web of lies." "She gets the surface level simps who think she's hot. Then you get guys thinking since nobody else wants her, maybe she'd be interested in me, so they pay real money to talk to a Pakistani man pretending to be her, being paid by her OnlyFans managing company. That's the actual game plan." "You're all getting goi trapped by a literal succubus harpy. You are Odysseus being led onto the rocks. You're giving your take on whether it's okay to date girls on OnlyFans when this entire thing was an advertisement for the fact that she had OnlyFans. You got goi trapped."
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Asmongold says he lives to make woke game devs suffer and gamergate is forever "Every day that I wake up and see these people suffering is a day that I thank God I woke up. I live to make these people suffer. I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate what they think, I hate what they represent, I hate what they believe, I hate their existence." "Everybody says just ignore these retards. You can't. Because if you do, they get involved with you. You thought you could be safe inside your little hobby with your little safe space, but then they came into your space. We tried ignoring them and then they came into video games. You can't ignore the problem. You have to solve it." "You have to expel them and make it to where these people are completely unhireable."
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Asmongold calls Destiny intellectually dishonest for denying white culture exists "I don't know why Destiny can't logically come to the conclusion that taking pride in the collective accomplishments of European culture, which is predominantly white, is effectively white culture. Western culture and white culture are very intrinsically linked." "Saying no one reads Shakespeare and nobody cares about Dante's Inferno is like a fish saying nobody gives a shit about water. You are surrounded by the culture that was created by these narratives. Everything you exist in is a product of it."
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Asmongold gives dating advice using Pokemon fans "If you are looking for a girlfriend, find a girl that plays Pokemon. This is a girl that is used to being abused and neglected, treated badly, given minimum effort for the last 20 years, and she's still stuck around. If you want somebody for the long term, you want to find yourself a Pokemon girl."
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Asmongold breaks down the "punching up" double standard "You can be racist to white people but not to black people. You can say eat the rich but you can't say eat the poor. Fat women can complain about skinny women all day, but the moment a skinny woman calls someone fat, now she's a bully. It's the entire idea that punching up is culturally acceptable." "If you are creating acceptable targets for animosity and hostility, the people that want to do that are people with bad intentions. You're taking somebody who wants to rationalize their brand of hate and normalizing it to the extent that it's culturally accepted." "A lot of the people that advocate for equality and tolerance are the most intolerant, most caste based thinkers you'll ever meet. That's always how those people act."
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Asmongold refuses to condemn Morocco's border defense because it's exactly what he would do "This is why I wouldn't condemn Morocco. They're doing exactly what I would do. That's exactly what I would do right there." "At the end of the day, I don't care. Fuck them. That's what they are. If I were a leader of a country, I would send all my undesirables to a country with open borders too." "Do you know how much a rock like that costs? It's free. They're just sitting there. You can just pick one up for free. Just go outside. Look around. There's a rock."
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Asmongold explains Keir Starmer's resignation using a WoW raid strategy and it makes perfect sense "Labour just performed a tank swap. Starmer had too many debuffs so they pulled him out and brought in a new tank." "The new guy is going to do the same thing for the same raid. They're tanking the same boss in the same way." "You're Onyxia. Don't fall for the tank swap. He's not the organization. You didn't win, they just reset your aggro."
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Asmongold explains what a real female Thor should look like "Thor is Chris Hemsworth. That's who it is. And if it's not him, it's the fat guy from God of War. It's not a girl. And she's certainly not 110 pounds." "If you want a female Thor, go find a college volleyball player that's like 6'1. A blonde Norwegian. That's your female Thor. Someone like Brienne of Tarth or Xena." "Brock Lesnar's daughter looks just like him. I guarantee you, back in the day in old Nordic times, if somebody saw her, they'd say yeah, that's a Viking woman."
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Asmongold argues women are evolutionarily bred to submit to whoever holds power "Women are biologically predisposed to use force as the ultimate form of morality. They've been evolutionarily bred to do this." "A thousand years ago, whenever a city gets sacked, all the women get taken by the men. The women who were entrenched in their old culture were probably just killed. The only ones who reproduced were the ones willing to give that up the moment a more powerful presence arrived." "People might not want to say it. But scientifically and logically, there's no way you can refute this."
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Asmongold tells the story of his cousin failing into success "My cousin is a fuckup. He worked for a roofing company, got fired. Plumbing company, got fired. Siding company, got fired. Pavement company, got fired. Mechanics, got fired." "After getting fired from so many different kinds of jobs, he became a building manager because now he knows how to do everything." "Now he's got multiple properties, tons of money, everything's totally fine. Because he learned everything by getting fired from everything."
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Asmongold says OnlyFans girls can't compete with a man from Pakistan armed with AI "OnlyFans isn't even close to as profitable as it was five years ago. Girls making $10K a month are now making $2k." "How can a normal girl compete with the sexual fantasies of the most depraved man in Pakistan armed with every AI tool to make whatever girl he wants?" "You can't beat Rajesh. Rajesh understands things you can't even imagine."
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Asmongold defends giving his dying mother a cigarette and says pussy boys don't understand freedom "If I could go back in time, I'd say you're goddamn fucking right I would. Because she was a goddamn American. She was an adult. She was 70 fucking years old. She was dying. And if you don't want to go out smoking a fucking cigarette after you smoke them for your entire fucking life, what the hell was this whole thing for." "At a certain point you realize that you're on the train tracks and the light at the end of the tunnel, that's another train that's coming for you. And she realized that. She acknowledged it." "Pussy boys don't get that. Pussy boys don't understand that. And I don't know if they ever will."
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Asmongold reveals the moment his dad's brutal honesty changed his entire outlook on life "My dad was the biggest asshole I've ever met. I love my dad, he was a great person and he helped me so much. But he was a fucking asshole like you have no idea." "I was really upset and crying and he just goes, what the fuck's wrong with you? Of course it's bad. Life isn't about being happy. Stop being a pussy. It's gonna get worse. You know that right? It's gonna keep getting worse." "At the time I thought this is the last thing I need to hear. But it was actually the main thing I needed to hear right there." "I was even crying about the fact that he was getting older. He's like, yeah, and it's gonna get worse and then I'm gonna die. And you know what? He was right. And in a weird way, telling me that prepared me for it. When it happened, I was ready."
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Asmongold explains why young men are turning right wing "The reason why young men are right wing and are becoming more right wing is because society is engineered to disadvantage them. Every single advantage in society is engineered to exclude young men, especially young white men." "Why would you be in the same party of people that think you have collective guilt for slavery, that want to impose reparations, that want to preferentially hire someone else because of a racial quota, who think women should have privileges you don't, and any expression of masculinity is toxic and gets you sent to HR?" "Why would a 20 year old guy want to vote for that? It's actually really simple."
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Asmongold destroys the Odyssey's hospitality theme in real time "Everything about the story is not this. The impulse of the story they're literally sailing across the ocean to steal a bitch back. They raid a city, kill everybody in the city." "Odysseus goes into Polyfemos, the Cyclops, Poseidon's half son, and stabs his eye out. Oh yeah, let's let the stranger in this time. The guy was going to eat him." "Then there's one hoe that keeps trying to brainwash Odysseus. Then he gets back to his own house, there's a bunch of foreigners there, and he had to kill them all." "Hospitality is like the last value in the Odyssey. Of all the values, that's at the bottom."
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Asmongold drops the most brutal analogy about how the rich see the poor "Actual rich people have like 50 different buffer layers they use to avoid ever having to see a poor person. They don't even know these things exist. I'm referring to poor people." "They understand poor people in the same way that you understand a zebra. You've seen pictures of zebras, you've learned about zebras in school, you've even seen videos of zebras and maybe went to a zoo once. But you're not going around seeing zebras every day."
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Asmongold tells Sneako he can come home to the church "So let me get this straight. His entire transition to Islam is out of shame. He won't come back to the Catholic church out of shame." "I bet there's priests that have done this. Don't worry about it, man. You can be in the crusades with me. You don't have to hate yourself for this." "Just come back home, Sneako. God forgives you. All you have to do is go to confession and say, Father, I fucked up. I fucked up big time."
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Asmongold compares Rotten Tomatoes scores and accuses them of cooking the books "They can just delete reviews? So they're just making it up. How does anybody take this seriously then?" "The Woman King was rated a 6.9 on Metacritic, but it has a 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. So let me get this straight, this random movie has a higher rating than Lord of the Rings? Fight Club is at 96%, this is lower. The Matrix at 85%. Gladiator at 87%." "So this random movie and The Odyssey are getting better reviews than Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, and Inception. I think there's something wrong here."
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