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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I'm the Dude playing a dude disguised as another dude... Woke at birth...Never go Full MAGA... Raw Unfiltered Opinion Account...

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It's tough being a mom.

It's tough being a mom.

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My president writes a tweet, calls it a letter, and withdraws an invitation that was already declined. MAGA

My president writes a tweet, calls it a letter, and withdraws an invitation that was already declined. MAGA

2,729,202 views

BREAKING WIND NEWS: Olympic officials confirm Rick (Rick Wilson) has been removed from the figure skating judging panel for “excessive honesty” and “unauthorized use of facts.” Sources say his scores contained accurate observations, which violated Rule 3.2: Too many facts.

BREAKING WIND NEWS: Olympic officials confirm Rick (Rick Wilson) has been removed from the figure skating judging panel for “excessive honesty” and “unauthorized use of facts.” Sources say his scores contained accurate observations, which violated Rule 3.2: Too many facts.

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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Calling someone a pedophile without evidence doesn't make you a truth seeker. It makes you a rumor mill. Yesterday I wished Tom Hanks a happy 70th birthday. The post drew 4,000+ views, hundreds of likes, and dozen of comments. A few people accused him of being a pedophile. So I checked. No credible evidence. No criminal charges. No identified accusers with substantiated claims. If you're going to make one of the most serious accusations imaginable, bring receipts, not conspiracy memes. Facts should matter more than viral rumors.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Calling someone a pedophile without evidence doesn't make you a truth seeker. It makes you a rumor mill. Yesterday I wished Tom Hanks a happy 70th birthday. The post drew 4,000+ views, hundreds of likes, and dozen of comments. A few people accused him of being a pedophile. So I checked. No credible evidence. No criminal charges. No identified accusers with substantiated claims. If you're going to make one of the most serious accusations imaginable, bring receipts, not conspiracy memes. Facts should matter more than viral rumors.

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BREAKING FOX NEWS: Reliable White House sources report an update has been made to the JFK Eternal Flame. Authorization remains unclear. This is a developing story.

BREAKING FOX NEWS: Reliable White House sources report an update has been made to the JFK Eternal Flame. Authorization remains unclear. This is a developing story.

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Its funny how someone you never met can leave a void. There is a big hole in my heart. I love Liam. We have lost a great Twitter friend. So many jokes, sharp takes & a relentless fierce fight against all things MAGA. He inspired me. I wish Liam Liam Nissan™ ✌️❤️& 😊

Its funny how someone you never met can leave a void. There is a big hole in my heart. I love Liam. We have lost a great Twitter friend. So many jokes, sharp takes & a relentless fierce fight against all things MAGA. He inspired me. I wish Liam Liam Nissan™ ✌️❤️& 😊

213,257 views

A nation that can fund a war instantly but debates funding healthcare has a values problem not a budget problem...

A nation that can fund a war instantly but debates funding healthcare has a values problem not a budget problem...

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From San Diego good morning friends and happy Blasphemy Day to MAGA...

From San Diego good morning friends and happy Blasphemy Day to MAGA...

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At the G 7 your favorite president looks sad and that makes me happy... Thank you for your attention to this matter...

At the G 7 your favorite president looks sad and that makes me happy... Thank you for your attention to this matter...

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Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales is accused of a relationship with a staffer who later died by suicide. She SET HERSELF on FIRE. He denies wrongdoing. The facts are disturbing. The public deserves transparency.

Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales is accused of a relationship with a staffer who later died by suicide. She SET HERSELF on FIRE. He denies wrongdoing. The facts are disturbing. The public deserves transparency.

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Could it be that MAGA is ramping up and rolling to cities with the intentions of facing off with protesters who don't agree with the Trump administration?

Could it be that MAGA is ramping up and rolling to cities with the intentions of facing off with protesters who don't agree with the Trump administration?

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From San Diego good morning friends

From San Diego good morning friends

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If you wake up and find your Twitter feed is flooded by a car club created by Liam Nissan don't bug out. #SmokeFleet

If you wake up and find your Twitter feed is flooded by a car club created by Liam Nissan don't bug out. #SmokeFleet

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Trump’s $12B farm bailout comes from borrowed Treasury money & adds to the deficit. It gives farmers free checks with zero repayment while taxpayers pay the cost. You can spin it however you want. That’s socialism.

Trump’s $12B farm bailout comes from borrowed Treasury money & adds to the deficit. It gives farmers free checks with zero repayment while taxpayers pay the cost. You can spin it however you want. That’s socialism.

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He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

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BREAKING FOX SPORTS NEWS: In a record setting performance, 10 pints in 10 minutes Jack (Rep. Jack Kimble) brings home the gold in the Beer Chug.

BREAKING FOX SPORTS NEWS: In a record setting performance, 10 pints in 10 minutes Jack (Rep. Jack Kimble) brings home the gold in the Beer Chug.

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My president has perfected social-media-app diplomacy. I’m certain Canadian Prime Minister Carney is paying attention. MAGA!

My president has perfected social-media-app diplomacy. I’m certain Canadian Prime Minister Carney is paying attention. MAGA!

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When I have a bad day... I circle back to this song and share it... When I wake up the next day my friends have lifted me up... I wish you my kind of Big ❤️ success...

When I have a bad day... I circle back to this song and share it... When I wake up the next day my friends have lifted me up... I wish you my kind of Big ❤️ success...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I dig passion... She turns me on...

I dig passion... She turns me on...

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17,060 views • 1 day ago

There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...

There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

1,596,167 views • 8 months ago

January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

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466,907 views • 3 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

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2,793,761 views • 1 year ago

From San Diego good morning friends and happy birthday to Michael J. Fox...

From San Diego good morning friends and happy birthday to Michael J. Fox...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

149,607 views • 1 month ago

I'm currently binge watching First Ball In Wins. #StupidStuff

I'm currently binge watching First Ball In Wins. #StupidStuff

Staff Sergeant Johnson

1,548,884 views • 1 year ago

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Kaitlin Collins is a fine reporter who takes her job seriously... She isn't there to look pretty for Trump... The other reporters in the room are cowards... Trump is a buffoon...

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Kaitlin Collins is a fine reporter who takes her job seriously... She isn't there to look pretty for Trump... The other reporters in the room are cowards... Trump is a buffoon...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

100,471 views • 1 month ago

Gracias, presidente Barack Obama, por invitar a Marc Anthony a presentarse en la celebración de su gran inauguración. Y un gran ❤️ para Marc Anthony por representar a la comunidad latina con tanto orgullo, pasión y excelencia. Su música y su impacto cultural continúan inspirando.

Gracias, presidente Barack Obama, por invitar a Marc Anthony a presentarse en la celebración de su gran inauguración. Y un gran ❤️ para Marc Anthony por representar a la comunidad latina con tanto orgullo, pasión y excelencia. Su música y su impacto cultural continúan inspirando.

Staff Sergeant Johnson

65,026 views • 1 month ago

Liam Liam Nissan™ is dating a woman with a particular set of skills when it comes to her oven.

Liam Liam Nissan™ is dating a woman with a particular set of skills when it comes to her oven.

Staff Sergeant Johnson

619,066 views • 11 months ago

From Smoke Fleet Studio "RIDEN WITH BIDEN" Hunter Biden

From Smoke Fleet Studio "RIDEN WITH BIDEN" Hunter Biden

Staff Sergeant Johnson

80,016 views • 1 month ago

My Trump phone arrived!!!

My Trump phone arrived!!!

Staff Sergeant Johnson

213,213 views • 7 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Staff Sergeant Johnson

457,027 views • 1 year ago

For the first time, all 19 horses in today's Kentucky Derby are direct descendants from just 1 horse. Secretariat is the Greatest Of All Time and after 50 years still holds the Derby record. Truly remarkable.

For the first time, all 19 horses in today's Kentucky Derby are direct descendants from just 1 horse. Secretariat is the Greatest Of All Time and after 50 years still holds the Derby record. Truly remarkable.

Staff Sergeant Johnson

314,390 views • 1 year ago

NOW HEAR THIS: MAGA Ain't Dumb!!!

NOW HEAR THIS: MAGA Ain't Dumb!!!

Staff Sergeant Johnson

444,917 views • 1 year ago

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Scott Jennings isn't debating on CNN... He's auditioning for his dream job...

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Scott Jennings isn't debating on CNN... He's auditioning for his dream job...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

58,722 views • 2 months ago

Tonight, I’m going to dream about Petula Clark, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me...

Tonight, I’m going to dream about Petula Clark, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

102,625 views • 5 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Staff Sergeant Johnson

216,886 views • 1 year ago

It's been fun. It's been wild. It's introduced me to people I'll never forget. But somewhere along the way, it started to be exhausting & I became toxic. To everyone who laughed with me, supported me, or simply stopped by to say hello... With Big ❤️thank you.

It's been fun. It's been wild. It's introduced me to people I'll never forget. But somewhere along the way, it started to be exhausting & I became toxic. To everyone who laughed with me, supported me, or simply stopped by to say hello... With Big ❤️thank you.

Staff Sergeant Johnson

16,518 views • 23 days ago

Happy Liberation Day

Happy Liberation Day

Staff Sergeant Johnson

196,822 views • 1 year ago