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Staff Sergeant Johnson

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I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke at Birth. A Raw Unfiltered Opinion Account.

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My president writes a tweet, calls it a letter, and withdraws an invitation that was already declined. MAGA

My president writes a tweet, calls it a letter, and withdraws an invitation that was already declined. MAGA

2,729,099 views

It's tough being a mom.

It's tough being a mom.

6,128,390 views

BREAKING WIND NEWS: Olympic officials confirm Rick (Rick Wilson) has been removed from the figure skating judging panel for “excessive honesty” and “unauthorized use of facts.” Sources say his scores contained accurate observations, which violated Rule 3.2: Too many facts.

BREAKING WIND NEWS: Olympic officials confirm Rick (Rick Wilson) has been removed from the figure skating judging panel for “excessive honesty” and “unauthorized use of facts.” Sources say his scores contained accurate observations, which violated Rule 3.2: Too many facts.

650,187 views

Its funny how someone you never met can leave a void. There is a big hole in my heart. I love Liam. We have lost a great Twitter friend. So many jokes, sharp takes & a relentless fierce fight against all things MAGA. He inspired me. I wish Liam Liam Nissan™ ✌️❤️& 😊

Its funny how someone you never met can leave a void. There is a big hole in my heart. I love Liam. We have lost a great Twitter friend. So many jokes, sharp takes & a relentless fierce fight against all things MAGA. He inspired me. I wish Liam Liam Nissan™ ✌️❤️& 😊

213,216 views

BREAKING FOX NEWS: Reliable White House sources report an update has been made to the JFK Eternal Flame. Authorization remains unclear. This is a developing story.

BREAKING FOX NEWS: Reliable White House sources report an update has been made to the JFK Eternal Flame. Authorization remains unclear. This is a developing story.

635,334 views

A nation that can fund a war instantly but debates funding healthcare has a values problem not a budget problem...

A nation that can fund a war instantly but debates funding healthcare has a values problem not a budget problem...

255,558 views

From San Diego good morning friends and happy Blasphemy Day to MAGA...

From San Diego good morning friends and happy Blasphemy Day to MAGA...

123,462 views

From San Diego good morning friends

From San Diego good morning friends

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Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales is accused of a relationship with a staffer who later died by suicide. She SET HERSELF on FIRE. He denies wrongdoing. The facts are disturbing. The public deserves transparency.

Republican Rep. Tony Gonzales is accused of a relationship with a staffer who later died by suicide. She SET HERSELF on FIRE. He denies wrongdoing. The facts are disturbing. The public deserves transparency.

74,759 views

If you wake up and find your Twitter feed is flooded by a car club created by Liam Nissan don't bug out. #SmokeFleet

If you wake up and find your Twitter feed is flooded by a car club created by Liam Nissan don't bug out. #SmokeFleet

22,700 views

Could it be that MAGA is ramping up and rolling to cities with the intentions of facing off with protesters who don't agree with the Trump administration?

Could it be that MAGA is ramping up and rolling to cities with the intentions of facing off with protesters who don't agree with the Trump administration?

164,083 views

UNPOPULAR OPINION: MMA fighting is a blood sport. Watching people beat each other to a bloody pulp, especially at the White House, isn’t entertainment, it’s a tragic, gross event. It reflects what we’re willing to normalize. It should bother more people...

UNPOPULAR OPINION: MMA fighting is a blood sport. Watching people beat each other to a bloody pulp, especially at the White House, isn’t entertainment, it’s a tragic, gross event. It reflects what we’re willing to normalize. It should bother more people...

21,555 views

He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

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Trump’s $12B farm bailout comes from borrowed Treasury money & adds to the deficit. It gives farmers free checks with zero repayment while taxpayers pay the cost. You can spin it however you want. That’s socialism.

Trump’s $12B farm bailout comes from borrowed Treasury money & adds to the deficit. It gives farmers free checks with zero repayment while taxpayers pay the cost. You can spin it however you want. That’s socialism.

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BREAKING FOX SPORTS NEWS: In a record setting performance, 10 pints in 10 minutes Jack (Rep. Jack Kimble) brings home the gold in the Beer Chug.

BREAKING FOX SPORTS NEWS: In a record setting performance, 10 pints in 10 minutes Jack (Rep. Jack Kimble) brings home the gold in the Beer Chug.

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My president has perfected social-media-app diplomacy. I’m certain Canadian Prime Minister Carney is paying attention. MAGA!

My president has perfected social-media-app diplomacy. I’m certain Canadian Prime Minister Carney is paying attention. MAGA!

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January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

January 21, 2029, Mark Your Calender

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462,035 views • 2 months ago

There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...

There it is in plain English. We are not going to follow orders from judges. The law is what we think it is...

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1,596,002 views • 6 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

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2,789,411 views • 1 year ago

I'm currently binge watching First Ball In Wins. #StupidStuff

I'm currently binge watching First Ball In Wins. #StupidStuff

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1,548,703 views • 1 year ago

Liam Liam Nissan™ is dating a woman with a particular set of skills when it comes to her oven.

Liam Liam Nissan™ is dating a woman with a particular set of skills when it comes to her oven.

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619,066 views • 10 months ago

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Scott Jennings isn't debating on CNN... He's auditioning for his dream job...

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Scott Jennings isn't debating on CNN... He's auditioning for his dream job...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

58,670 views • 1 month ago

My Trump phone arrived!!!

My Trump phone arrived!!!

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213,213 views • 5 months ago

Tonight, I’m going to dream about Petula Clark, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me...

Tonight, I’m going to dream about Petula Clark, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

102,625 views • 3 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

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456,895 views • 1 year ago

For the first time, all 19 horses in today's Kentucky Derby are direct descendants from just 1 horse. Secretariat is the Greatest Of All Time and after 50 years still holds the Derby record. Truly remarkable.

For the first time, all 19 horses in today's Kentucky Derby are direct descendants from just 1 horse. Secretariat is the Greatest Of All Time and after 50 years still holds the Derby record. Truly remarkable.

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314,178 views • 1 year ago

NOW HEAR THIS: MAGA Ain't Dumb!!!

NOW HEAR THIS: MAGA Ain't Dumb!!!

Staff Sergeant Johnson

444,873 views • 1 year ago

Whenever I’m in a funk over things out of my control, BTW, I didn’t vote for him, I circle back to this song. Goodnight, friends. Big ❤️

Whenever I’m in a funk over things out of my control, BTW, I didn’t vote for him, I circle back to this song. Goodnight, friends. Big ❤️

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63,362 views • 2 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

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216,622 views • 1 year ago

If you missed Trump's 1.5-hour press conference today, here's the 5-minute recap. I like this guy. He brings it hard. You can find him over on TikTok as Letsdiscusssomething. Big ❤️

If you missed Trump's 1.5-hour press conference today, here's the 5-minute recap. I like this guy. He brings it hard. You can find him over on TikTok as Letsdiscusssomething. Big ❤️

Staff Sergeant Johnson

159,358 views • 10 months ago

Happy Liberation Day

Happy Liberation Day

Staff Sergeant Johnson

196,822 views • 1 year ago

This year I purposely did not Tweet the greatest Christmas song ever, up until now. I wanted new challengers to have a chance. This song remains the Great Christmas Song of all time. Big ❤️ to Darlene ❤️

This year I purposely did not Tweet the greatest Christmas song ever, up until now. I wanted new challengers to have a chance. This song remains the Great Christmas Song of all time. Big ❤️ to Darlene ❤️

Staff Sergeant Johnson

76,973 views • 5 months ago

I remain happy and proud to be a radical leftist, Antifa organizer, Trump Derangement Syndrome carrier, Group 7 lowlife, fake news ally, deep state lover and a rum drinking socialist puppet spreading anti-MAGA chaos by any means necessary.

I remain happy and proud to be a radical leftist, Antifa organizer, Trump Derangement Syndrome carrier, Group 7 lowlife, fake news ally, deep state lover and a rum drinking socialist puppet spreading anti-MAGA chaos by any means necessary.

Staff Sergeant Johnson

38,978 views • 3 months ago

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Tweeted For No Particular Reason

Staff Sergeant Johnson

111,498 views • 1 year ago

I bought a ROOMBA...

I bought a ROOMBA...

Staff Sergeant Johnson

23,431 views • 2 months ago

I like him and I want my friends to know it. #HarrisWalz

I like him and I want my friends to know it. #HarrisWalz

Staff Sergeant Johnson

120,280 views • 1 year ago