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Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for the Makerfield By-Election, 2026. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface, at PO Box 818, Tonbridge TN9 9YF

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I just beat Britain First.

I just beat Britain First.

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That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

That Liz Truss campaign launch in full.

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This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

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There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface

There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface

126,355 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag

So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired

So this just happened. Binface burns Burnham on the BBC. #Makerfield #ShotsFired

193,484 Aufrufe • vor 4 Tagen

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

1,042,612 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Sex with Count Binface, live in Cheltenham. (Alongside the brilliant zoologist and author Jules Howard).

Sex with Count Binface, live in Cheltenham. (Alongside the brilliant zoologist and author Jules Howard).

25,834 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by Count Binface. And quite frankly it's a banger. Help me run for mayor here. Under £5k to go! #BinDay #LoveDemocracy

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by Count Binface. And quite frankly it's a banger. Help me run for mayor here. Under £5k to go! #BinDay #LoveDemocracy

1,473,631 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Hello Richmond. Hello Northallerton. Goodbye Rishi.

Hello Richmond. Hello Northallerton. Goodbye Rishi.

971,298 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

My 2024 General Election Results Speech.

My 2024 General Election Results Speech.

683,418 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Fair play, Mr Mayor. Sadiq Khan #IllBeBack #JusticeForCroissants

Fair play, Mr Mayor. Sadiq Khan #IllBeBack #JusticeForCroissants

706,160 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

At City Hall I got asked some big questions by leading British journalists. And I asked a few back in return. #BindependenceDay

At City Hall I got asked some big questions by leading British journalists. And I asked a few back in return. #BindependenceDay

681,565 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.

There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.

480,709 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface

527,108 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON

🚨 LIVE SCENES IN LONDON

488,513 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

My pitch to be London Mayor. #BindependenceDay

My pitch to be London Mayor. #BindependenceDay

468,334 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Send me. It is their destiny. #Eurovision

Send me. It is their destiny. #Eurovision

18,894 Aufrufe • vor 27 Tagen

And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️#VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay Feargal Sharkey

And now, a new party political broadcast by Count Binface, which is both a crucial call-to-arms about water pollution, and my tribute to Tina Turner... 🪙👁️#VoteBinface #MayorBinface #BindependenceDay Feargal Sharkey

323,574 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

How would I improve discipline in the sleazy Houses of Parliament? Simple. With this! #VOTEBINFACE #Byelections #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

How would I improve discipline in the sleazy Houses of Parliament? Simple. With this! #VOTEBINFACE #Byelections #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip

336,346 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Achievement unlocked! Jeremy Vine analyses my vote on live TV. Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 #RollOnTheSwingometer

Achievement unlocked! Jeremy Vine analyses my vote on live TV. Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 #RollOnTheSwingometer

246,536 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

EXCLUSIVE: Earthlings, i am proud to present video evidence of THE moment of the 2023 election campaign. A moment that will live in the annals of British history, and proof that I’m better than a king. Buckle up. #CountBinface #VoteBinface #uxbridgeandsouthruislip

EXCLUSIVE: Earthlings, i am proud to present video evidence of THE moment of the 2023 election campaign. A moment that will live in the annals of British history, and proof that I’m better than a king. Buckle up. #CountBinface #VoteBinface #uxbridgeandsouthruislip

301,483 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

I popped onto Australian TV.

I popped onto Australian TV.

179,925 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Vote Count Binface on 2nd May, to take the piss out of Thames Water, in every sense. #BindependenceDay

Vote Count Binface on 2nd May, to take the piss out of Thames Water, in every sense. #BindependenceDay

158,121 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren