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Shaquille O'Neal reveals his NBA All-Time Starting 5 “Steph Curry at the one Kobe Bryant at the two Michael Jordan at the three Tim Duncan at the four And me at the five” “Nobody's beating that team”

Shaquille O'Neal reveals his NBA All-Time Starting 5 “Steph Curry at the one Kobe Bryant at the two Michael Jordan at the three Tim Duncan at the four And me at the five” “Nobody's beating that team”

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Dave Chappelle says hard-boiled is the safest way to order eggs because nobody touches them Dave: “I’ll do two hard-boiled eggs” Jerry: “Hard-boiled eggs are great, but people don't order them. You just find them in the fridge” Dave: “It's like the safest way because the guy never touches the eggs”

Dave Chappelle says hard-boiled is the safest way to order eggs because nobody touches them Dave: “I’ll do two hard-boiled eggs” Jerry: “Hard-boiled eggs are great, but people don't order them. You just find them in the fridge” Dave: “It's like the safest way because the guy never touches the eggs”

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Marshawn Lynch says he asked for Russell Wilson's phone number, but Russ called him from a blocked number “I had a situation. We were playing against Tennessee, and their secondary wasn't good. We were supposed to throw the ball for 500 yards or some shit like that. Russ didn't have the game that he wanted. After the game, I did pretty good, 2 tugs, 150 rushing, another 50 receiving” “I reached out to our player personnel dude and was like, ‘Hey man, let me get Russ' number. He said, Alright, I'll call you back.’ He called me back like, ‘Did you get a call?’ I'm like, ‘No.’ He was like, ‘Russ just said he called you.’ I'm like, ‘No, I got a call from a blocked number.’ He was like, ‘Oh, that's him.’ I don't know if he blocked it or how it worked. I just know I got a call from a blocked number” “So when I call back, I'm just like, ‘Hey bro, I'm calling you as a teammate. I'm telling you straight up, I'm calling you on some real shit.’ I think this was the first time that I actually tried to have a conversation with bro. ‘I know you didn't have the game that you wanted to have. That's what I'm here for. We got to be there for each other. I'm here for you. You here for me’” “His response to me was kind of like, ‘What the fuck...’ So I told him again, ‘No bro, I'm letting you know, I'm here for you. We gonna rock, you know what I mean.’ His response was the same. I mean, we on the same team, going for the same goal, and this was how you chose to respond to me”

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Plaxico Burress explains how he accidentally shot himself at a New York nightclub and didn't think it would derail his NFL career “I walked through the door and I see the security's there. It's a metal detector, and I was like, ‘Yo, I got the pistol on me.’ They was like, ‘Cool, don't worry about it. Come on in. You can just go with me.’ I went in, chilled by the bar, had me a drink. I ordered a drink, and he was like, ‘Yo, man, we're gonna take you all upstairs’” “So you open this door, it's a stairway, and it's pitch dark, you can't see. I got the gun tucked in on my belt. I'm walking up the stairs and I miss a step. I feel the gun sliding down my pants, and I trap it, with two hands. I see the flames come through my jeans, and my first thought, I look over the joint to see if anybody... I'm like, Oh my God, what just happened” “I had on some Chuck Taylors. I looked down at my Chuck Taylors and the whole joint is red. Nobody heard it. I'm trying to make sure ain't nobody hit. I'm really gonna be fucked up if somebody got a bullet” “Nobody knew until I got to the hospital. I'm just thinking it's an accident. Everybody's okay. I'm fine. And I'm thinking it's not that serious. I really left the hospital the next day like I'm gonna heal up from this. Maybe I'll miss the rest of the season and that was gonna be it. I didn't think it was gonna be any ramifications for what had happened. But it was the exact opposite”

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J.R. Smith says he regrets wasting $60,000 in strip clubs when he could've helped his community “I got Paul George sitting right here. I got DeMar DeRozan right here. I got Russell Westbrook sitting right here. I'm literally sitting next to all of these dudes who are LA guys” “I'm like, ‘Bro, I'm not counting your chips, but everybody else is. You make $200 million, you make $200 million, you make $175 million, you make $150 million, you make $180 million. Why don't y'all have your own gym? Why we got to go to UCLA to work out in LA every time?” “Y'all come from the exact same community. You want to inspire kids that look like you. All it takes is five of us. What bank gonna turn us down. We 'bout to build this whole thing out for our community. We're gonna build gyms, rec centers, start leagues and all that. Who's gonna stop us. We got the money. We don't have the mindset” “Our mindset, we'd rather go throw $60,000 in the club, in the strip club, than go feed 2,500 people in the hood. Think about it. I've done it. I can't sit here and be like, ‘Oh man, I'm a hypocrite.’ I've done this myself. I've thrown money in the club, literally blindly, aimlessly, drunk. And now I sit back, ‘I'm a stupid ass.’ I could have fed my whole community 10 times over with the money I was just late on the bus” “Because I'm so wrapped into me. I got that Eurocentric mindset. I need this designer jacket. I need these jeans. I need this book bag. I need to be looking like this because the vets got this thing, I'm pushing this car, I'm doing... Why? Who am I impressing. I'm not even fulfilled with me”

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Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players “When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot more” “A lot of the agents came and was like, ‘Yeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,’ and I was like, ‘For what? Do I gotta give the money back?’ They was like, ‘Nah, but standard agent fee is 4%.’ I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have been” “Long story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the end” “With the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using it” “I'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, ‘I need you to get this done.’ And they do because that's their job”

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Jalen Ramsey says he put a $5,000 cap on his NFL rookie dinner after hearing stories about $30,000 tabs “When it got time for the rookie dinner, I just came out straight. It was in the DB meeting after practice, and I stood up in front of everybody before we left. I was like, ‘Look, y'all boys. We gonna do the DB dinner tonight at Ruth's Chris. I got the private room set up and all that. I know how this shit work. I done read some of the stories about people paying $20,000 $30,000 a whole lot of money. Y'all know how the money work. It don't just drop in your account as soon as you sign. Y'all know how this shit work now’” “I ain't really got it. I got it, but I ain't got it like y'all trying to make it seem like I got it. I done did the math, y'all. I got the Ruth's Chris menu. That's how much the most expensive steak is. That's how much sweet potato casserole is, and how much the cream corn is. I'm plating it out” “I'm like, ‘Look, I done did the math, y'all boys. So for each of us to go in there, enjoy a dinner, main course, sides, dessert, and a little something to drink, it's gonna cost me about five out of my pocket. I'm willing to pay five’” “I went with them, because I heard the stories were. They trying to go in there and get the Louis XIII bottles and take them home, and take two to-go plates for their family back home” “I said, ‘Look, we're gonna go in there, we gonna have a good time, we gonna eat good, I'm gonna pay that five, and then we out. If there's any problems with that, I ain't gotta go. I can call the lady right now. I'll put five on y'all tab. Y'all go in there, and once that five up, y’all done. The rest gonna be on y'all’” “Everybody was like, ‘Man, we ain't gonna try to do that to you, little bro.’ I said, ‘Alright, bet. I'll see y'all at eight o'clock.’ It turned out just like that. It didn't go over $5,000. We enjoyed ourselves. Nobody took advantage of the opportunity” “At the end of the day, it made us closer as a secondary. Like, ‘Alright, little bro came through for us. He showed us a good time.’ And for me, it was like, them boys respected what I said, what I laid out”

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