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Joe Thomas says he cried after playing a perfect game in a 30 point loss to Tom Brady and realized he had spent 10 years fooling himself into believing the Browns were a Super Bowl team before each season âThe way I entered every season was like, if I need to get the most out of myself, Iâve got to convince myself this is a Super Bowl roster. Thatâs the mentality I have to have when Iâm training, when Iâm practicing, when Iâm going through film study. And so you trick yourself every year, but after a while, youâre not that dumb anymoreâ âGoing into year 10, we had traded away the first overall pick. We were trading guys away, saving capital for the future. The writing was on the wall that we were in a pretty significant rebuild. I kind of knew at that time, even though I was still trying to trick myself, in the back of your head you know youâre not going to be any goodâ âThen, about midway through that 10th season, we were playing the Patriots. Tom Brady comes to town, and I fucking hated Tom Brady, as everybody did in the league. I hated the Patriots. I just wanted to smash him so bad. We lost like 30 to 0. And I remember sitting in the car after the game, and I was just crying. I had ice on both elbows and knees. I was in pain, my wife was driving and I was just looking out the window. It was that moment when I realized Iâd been kind of fooling myself for a while, and we were not going to win no matter what I didâ âShe finally said, âAre you okay? Did you have a bad game?â Then the tears really came because I said, âI played a perfect game, and we lost by 30.â It really sunk in at that moment that you donât control the situation anymore. That feeling of loss of control is really hard. No matter what situation youâre in in life, it just feels like everything Iâm working for, I have no control over the outcome. Thatâs a bad feelingâ âI ended up meeting with the team psychologist and talking to somebody about it because it had been almost 10 years built up to that moment when you come to the realization that Iâm kind of fooling myself. Weâre not that team and we really donât have a chance. And I donât impact this game the way Iâd hopedâ
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Shaquille OâNeal says the solution to making the WNBA more exciting is to lower the rim so players can dunk âIn menâs beach volleyball and womenâs beach volleyball, the net is lowered just a little bitâ âThe only thing missing from the WNBA to the NBA game is the dunk. Iâm not saying lower it to 9 feet or 8 feet⊠so they can dunkâ âI think if they did that, it would make the game more exciting. They got the handles, they got the shooters, they got the showmanship, they just donât have the dunk. Just imagine if you lower the rim just a little bitâ
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Marshawn Lynch says he embraced Seattle right away as bars welcomed him with free food and drinks, compared to Buffalo bars where he saw Confederate flags âIt was probably when I first got out there. I get traded and they like, âHey, you got to go.â I'm thinking it's just like hella white people. I didn't really know that they really had movement and actionâ âBut when I first got there I go to the bar and, you know, âHey, you the guy we just traded for. Don't worry about it. This on us.â I'm like, âDamn, this different,â because where I come from in New York, when I get there, they still got Confederate flags in some of the bars that I was going toâ âSeattle, once I got traded there, it was like it was love off the ripâ
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Kevin Love says LeBron James refuses to use roaming data in Toronto and waits until he can connect to Wi-Fi âIâve seen it a million times in Toronto. They talk about wealth and all that. Itâs the things you donât see. For him, if weâre in Toronto, that drive from the airport and going through customs to then getting to our hotel, thereâs no data used at allâ âHeâs waiting for the Wi-Fi all the time. Then that drive from the hotel to the arena, Air Canada, also waits to get to the arena Wi-Fiâ âWhatâs the finance great saying. âA small leak can sink a great ship.â I can appreciate it. Itâs not like Iâm mad at him. But câmon bro. Itâs just roamingâ
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Tom Brady builds the perfect NFL quarterback âą Agility: Steve Young âą Speed: Lamar Jackson âą Toughness: Brett Favre âą Pocket Presence: Andrew Luck âą Throw Power: Aaron Rodgers âą Throw Accuracy: Drew Brees âą Identify Coverage: Peyton Manning âą Playmaking: Patrick Mahomes * Lucky Gene: Eli Manning
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Lil Wayne says he became a father at 14 because his mom was lonely after his father died âI was 14. My mom asked for my kid. My dad had just got murdered that year, the same year I blew upâ I was a local rapper forever. A tour, back then, would be me going on weekend shows and coming back home for the week and going to school. We got the Universal deal, and I was like, âWe have a tour coming up.â When I went on that tour, we was on the road for like six monthsâ âWhen I came home, she was like, âIs this what you're about to be doing? Is this what I should be expecting? You were gone for too long. I'm lonely. My husband's goneââ âShe was like, âListen, let's have a sit down. Me, you, and Toya.â And so we had the sit downâ
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Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players âWhen I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot moreâ âA lot of the agents came and was like, âYeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,â and I was like, âFor what? Do I gotta give the money back?â They was like, âNah, but standard agent fee is 4%.â I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have beenâ âLong story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the endâ âWith the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using itâ âI'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, âI need you to get this done.â And they do because that's their jobâ
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Ludacris says Justin Timberlake told him to âshut the fuck upâ backstage after he celebrated winning the Grammy for Best Rap Album for Release Therapy âEvery time I went to the Grammys, Iâm in the category with Eminem and Ja Rule, and these motherfuckers were killing this shit. Jay-Z, DMX, huge artists. But when it comes to these motherfuckers, Iâm losing every fucking awardâ âI come around and finally, I make this album, Release Therapy. Iâm making this fucking album, and Iâm going to win Best Rap Album for this shit. Iâm specifically going in, writing this shit, making it the way it needs to be. And when they called my fucking name, that did it for me. It was over a decade of loss, and then finally getting that recognitionâ âBecause I was so passionate after I got that award, I went backstage. At this time they had all the artists separated by curtains. So motherfuckers werenât in specific rooms. I get back and Iâm like, âYeah, fuck yeah, I made it. I did it. I won. I literally set out to make this album to get a Grammy, and I got itââ âAll of a sudden, I hear this voice from the other room, on the other side of the curtain. The motherfucker is like, âShut the fuck up, man. Some of us didnât win any goddamn Grammys today.â Iâm like, âWho the fuck is that?â I pull the curtain back. This dude Justin Timberlake is on the other side. That dude said, âShut the fuck up. Some of us didnât win any goddamn Grammys this year.â That motherfucker Justin is gangster, broâ
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Jalen Hurts breaks down how he spent his first $1,000,000 during his NFL rookie year âą Philadelphia Eagles Gear â $1,000 âą Fashion and Jewelry â $30,000 âą Charity â $60,000 âą Living Expenses â $30,000 âą Business Fees â $20,000 âą Self Care â $10,000 âą Mom's House Repairs â $15,000 âą Brother's Wedding Gift â $1,000 âą Paying Off Used Car â $10,000 âą Future Vacations â $15,000 âą Sister's Tuition â $70,000 âą Savings â $738,000
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Draymond Green says Jalen Brunson shouldn't have taken a $100,000,000 discount with the Knicks âIt's the New York Knicks, bro. They can afford it. You ain't got to take no discount for them to get paid. My situation is different because Steph making $270 million, Klay making $180 million. All right, something got to give. Cool. I can take a lessâ âHe the top guy. Let Josh Hart or somebody else take less. They in my role. Guess what, Steph Curry ain't take a penny less. And neither did Klay Thompson ain't take a penny less. I don't know what he doing. That's $100 millionâ
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Kyle Kuzma says the NBA bubble was a âprison for athletesâ after living in a 300 square foot room for three months âIt was hard just being there. Being in a bubble. Thatâs not our lifestyle. We like to be extremely comfortable when weâre not on the court. You want to be home. You want to be chilling in your house, your nice sofa, watching a movie. Thatâs what you want to doâ âYou donât want to be in Mickey Mouseâs house in 300 square feet for three months. Thatâs crazy. We liked to call it a prison for athletes. Thatâs what it was. We couldnât leaveâ
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Michael Porter Jr. says the 20% tipping culture is out of control and you shouldnât have to tip $600 on a $3,000 meal âIf you spending $3,000 on a meal, you shouldnât have to tip $600, twenty percentâ âUber Eats is another thing. If the Uber Eats order is $250, why are you still tipping 20% when theyâre doing the same amount of work as if you ordered a $20 meal. They still just bringing the meal to youâ âI would say tipping culture is definitely out of control. But Iâm a bad tipper, I ainât going to lieâ
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Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"
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Marshawn Lynch says he asked for Russell Wilson's phone number, but Russ called him from a blocked number âI had a situation. We were playing against Tennessee, and their secondary wasn't good. We were supposed to throw the ball for 500 yards or some shit like that. Russ didn't have the game that he wanted. After the game, I did pretty good, 2 tugs, 150 rushing, another 50 receivingâ âI reached out to our player personnel dude and was like, âHey man, let me get Russ' number. He said, Alright, I'll call you back.â He called me back like, âDid you get a call?â I'm like, âNo.â He was like, âRuss just said he called you.â I'm like, âNo, I got a call from a blocked number.â He was like, âOh, that's him.â I don't know if he blocked it or how it worked. I just know I got a call from a blocked numberâ âSo when I call back, I'm just like, âHey bro, I'm calling you as a teammate. I'm telling you straight up, I'm calling you on some real shit.â I think this was the first time that I actually tried to have a conversation with bro. âI know you didn't have the game that you wanted to have. That's what I'm here for. We got to be there for each other. I'm here for you. You here for meââ âHis response to me was kind of like, âWhat the fuck...â So I told him again, âNo bro, I'm letting you know, I'm here for you. We gonna rock, you know what I mean.â His response was the same. I mean, we on the same team, going for the same goal, and this was how you chose to respond to meâ
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LeBron James reveals he's not a billionaire "Google search is a lie. It's way less. I got a couple thousand in my bank" "I am free for me. Everything I got on, free. This LeBron edition Richard Mille, free. My wedding band, free" "I ain't got no money. My kids got all the money now. They take care of dad. I'm broke"
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Shaquille OâNeal says he spent $1,000,000 on three Rolls-Royces he never drives after a salesman asked if he could afford them âIâm in a Rolls-Royce joint, me and my boy Alex. I got on Laker sweats. Iâm looking like a bumâ âI like to spend money, but I donât like to waste money. I donât want to spend $400,000 for a car. Iâm like, âHey, how much is this? Nah. How much is this one?ââ âFinally, the old guy says, âYo, man, you asking about all these cars. Can you afford them?ââ âNow Iâm pissed. I said, âWhat the fuck did you just say to me?â So I buy three. âThat one, that one, and that. I want them dropped off. Move the seat back todayââ âI got three Rolls-Royces that I never drive. So there goes another millionâ
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Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long" "My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made" "I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money" "I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area" "So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner" "I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL" "I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"
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UFC star Sean O'Malley says he hasn't masturbated in a year and a half and only has sex twice a week during fight camp to preserve his chi âI haven't jacked off in a year and a half. I have a wife, I put a pounding on her. In camp, I tell her, âYou get two nuts out of me a week. You get a Wednesday nut and a Saturday nut.â Because I spar Wednesday. I need my chi. I need my energyâ âIf you asked a lot of people, they probably don't think of it as⊠it is scientific. Keeping your chi. Like if I jacked off this morning, I'd probably just want to kind of chill outâ
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JJ Redick says Michael Jordan and California are the reason NBA players and other athletes pay the jock tax âI believe Michael Jordan was essentially the reason that athletes get taxed the same way that entertainers get taxed. At the height of MJ, this guy's earning $30 million on his NBA salary, and he's going and playing in the finals in these different statesâ âI want to say it was California. They were like, âAh, this is messed up. This guy should be paying us taxes while he's here. He's working. He's making a lot of money.â So all these states instituted this taxâ âWhen people sign NBA contracts and it's like, âOh, this guy's worth this amount of money,â it's like, no. Cut it in half before the guy spends a dollar. In some states like California you probably cut it a little bit more than half because then you're paying agent fees as wellâ âI remember you could negotiate like a 20% signing bonus on your rookie deal. I was expecting $200,000 to be deposited into my account on August 15th. I was like, âThis is the most money I'll ever have.â Then I saw the wire hit, and I was like, âOhââ
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Tom Brady says he was shocked by Peyton Manningâs breakfast when they worked out: pancakes, bacon, sausages and biscuits with gravy âI called Peyton. It was the offseason. âLet's me and you get together. I've learned from all the other quarterback coaches. Why don't me and you sit down and talk football for three days?ââ âHe's like, âLet's do it. Come to my place in Tennessee.â I fly down to Tennessee. We work out together. We play golf together. We ride jet skis together at his house. And we of course are eating mealsâ âWe sit down for breakfast and they're like, âMr. Brady, what do you want to eat,â I'm like âI'll take oatmeal, two scrambled eggs and that's itââ ââPeyton, what do you want?â He's like, âI want biscuits with gravy, three pancakes, six bacons, I want three sausages.â I'm like, âYou eat all that shit?ââ âThe Southern boy with all the good helpings of comfort food. I don't like the way Iâd feel after that. I would be sleepingâ
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