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Marshawn Lynch says he asked for Russell Wilson's phone number, but Russ called him from a blocked number “I had a situation. We were playing against Tennessee, and their secondary wasn't good. We were supposed to throw the ball for 500 yards or some shit like that. Russ didn't have the game that he wanted. After the game, I did pretty good, 2 tugs, 150 rushing, another 50 receiving” “I reached out to our player personnel dude and was like, ‘Hey man, let me get Russ' number. He said, Alright, I'll call you back.’ He called me back like, ‘Did you get a call?’ I'm like, ‘No.’ He was like, ‘Russ just said he called you.’ I'm like, ‘No, I got a call from a blocked number.’ He was like, ‘Oh, that's him.’ I don't know if he blocked it or how it worked. I just know I got a call from a blocked number” “So when I call back, I'm just like, ‘Hey bro, I'm calling you as a teammate. I'm telling you straight up, I'm calling you on some real shit.’ I think this was the first time that I actually tried to have a conversation with bro. ‘I know you didn't have the game that you wanted to have. That's what I'm here for. We got to be there for each other. I'm here for you. You here for me’” “His response to me was kind of like, ‘What the fuck...’ So I told him again, ‘No bro, I'm letting you know, I'm here for you. We gonna rock, you know what I mean.’ His response was the same. I mean, we on the same team, going for the same goal, and this was how you chose to respond to me”
dank1,159,995 次观看 • 21 小时前
Draymond Green says Jalen Brunson shouldn't have taken a $100,000,000 discount with the Knicks “It's the New York Knicks, bro. They can afford it. You ain't got to take no discount for them to get paid. My situation is different because Steph making $270 million, Klay making $180 million. All right, something got to give. Cool. I can take a less” “He the top guy. Let Josh Hart or somebody else take less. They in my role. Guess what, Steph Curry ain't take a penny less. And neither did Klay Thompson ain't take a penny less. I don't know what he doing. That's $100 million”
dank483,650 次观看 • 18 小时前
![Dana White says he refused to buy the UFC domain from User Friendly Computers for $20,000 and would end up paying nearly $200,000 “This guy owned User Friendly Computers, and this was my first big business mistake. So I called him up, and we wanted to buy the .com from him. I don’t remember the number, but he wanted something like $20,000, and I motherfucked him up and down. ‘You piece of shit. $20,000!’ He’s like, ‘Fuck you,’ and he hangs up the phone” “We battled for years, but the UFC just starts to go [up]. We ended up paying some crazy number, like $150,000 or $200,000, for the thing eventually, when I should have taken it for $20,000 in the beginning”](https://image.24vids.com/tw-2081346286351986722/amplify_video_thumb/2081203926305517568/img/mx4BKhyQpLd0OPw0.jpg)
Dana White says he refused to buy the UFC domain from User Friendly Computers for $20,000 and would end up paying nearly $200,000 “This guy owned User Friendly Computers, and this was my first big business mistake. So I called him up, and we wanted to buy the .com from him. I don’t remember the number, but he wanted something like $20,000, and I motherfucked him up and down. ‘You piece of shit. $20,000!’ He’s like, ‘Fuck you,’ and he hangs up the phone” “We battled for years, but the UFC just starts to go [up]. We ended up paying some crazy number, like $150,000 or $200,000, for the thing eventually, when I should have taken it for $20,000 in the beginning”
dank1,589,617 次观看 • 2 天前
Lil Wayne says he became a father at 14 because his mom was lonely after his father died “I was 14. My mom asked for my kid. My dad had just got murdered that year, the same year I blew up” I was a local rapper forever. A tour, back then, would be me going on weekend shows and coming back home for the week and going to school. We got the Universal deal, and I was like, ‘We have a tour coming up.’ When I went on that tour, we was on the road for like six months” “When I came home, she was like, ‘Is this what you're about to be doing? Is this what I should be expecting? You were gone for too long. I'm lonely. My husband's gone’” “She was like, ‘Listen, let's have a sit down. Me, you, and Toya.’ And so we had the sit down”
dank7,485,742 次观看 • 7 天前
Jalen Hurts breaks down his daily NFL diet - Tons of water - 1-2 protein shakes - Lots of fruit - Breakfast: Turkey, eggs, turkey bacon, potatoes or toast - Lunch: Caesar salad or another type of salad - Dinner: Fish, chicken, or steak with lots of vegetables - Snack: Sunflower seeds - Reward: Butter Pecan Blue Bell ice cream “You have to train yourself to eat the right things if you want the results”
dank885,038 次观看 • 1 天前
Snoop Dogg says he charges $250,000 for a verse and another $250,000 for the music video “About $250,000. You get 16 bars. And when it's time to do the video, I need to get another $250,000 and you only got an hour to film it” “Some people get it lower, some people get it on the house. Because if you family, how I look like sticking you up for $250,000, and you a new artist and you just coming out” “It’s either personal or it’s business. If it's family, then it's personal. Then that means I can give you a, ‘How much you got. Don't even worry about it. We're gonna work that out’” “But if it's business, I ain't talking to you. I'm talking to your business. Who's the one putting up all that real money. I ain't talking to you, so it ain't gonna be no disrespect. Get me to the boss so we can have a boss to boss talk. You dealing with a fucking boss. Give me what I want, and let's keep it pushing. Me and you maintain our relationship because it had nothing to do with you. So it keeps our relationship clean and cut” “Now, if you don't have a boss and you're financially doing it yourself, now it's for me and you. How much you got on me. ‘I only got’... matter of fact, I ain't got nothing, dog. Don't even worry about it. When you blow up, just get back at me”
dank1,030,646 次观看 • 2 天前
Plaxico Burress explains how he accidentally shot himself at a New York nightclub and didn't think it would derail his NFL career “I walked through the door and I see the security's there. It's a metal detector, and I was like, ‘Yo, I got the pistol on me.’ They was like, ‘Cool, don't worry about it. Come on in. You can just go with me.’ I went in, chilled by the bar, had me a drink. I ordered a drink, and he was like, ‘Yo, man, we're gonna take you all upstairs’” “So you open this door, it's a stairway, and it's pitch dark, you can't see. I got the gun tucked in on my belt. I'm walking up the stairs and I miss a step. I feel the gun sliding down my pants, and I trap it, with two hands. I see the flames come through my jeans, and my first thought, I look over the joint to see if anybody... I'm like, Oh my God, what just happened” “I had on some Chuck Taylors. I looked down at my Chuck Taylors and the whole joint is red. Nobody heard it. I'm trying to make sure ain't nobody hit. I'm really gonna be fucked up if somebody got a bullet” “Nobody knew until I got to the hospital. I'm just thinking it's an accident. Everybody's okay. I'm fine. And I'm thinking it's not that serious. I really left the hospital the next day like I'm gonna heal up from this. Maybe I'll miss the rest of the season and that was gonna be it. I didn't think it was gonna be any ramifications for what had happened. But it was the exact opposite”
dank1,403,724 次观看 • 2 天前
Snoop Dogg says he tried DMT once and will never do it again after feeling like he died “They gave me some new shit called DMT. I hit it one time. That shit was like I fucking died and was dead, then came back and looked at myself dead. I was like, okay, I have seen death. I'm cool” “It felt like I was, ‘Oh...’ And then I stood up and was looking at myself dying. Like, man, what the fuck is you doing. Do not hit that motherfucker one more time” “Bitch, I’m done. I stepped out of my body and looked down at myself for about 25 seconds. Then when I came out of it, I was like... my fingers and shit was like… This is not for me”
dank860,762 次观看 • 1 天前
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UFC star Sean O'Malley says he hasn't masturbated in a year and a half and only has sex twice a week during fight camp to preserve his chi “I haven't jacked off in a year and a half. I have a wife, I put a pounding on her. In camp, I tell her, ‘You get two nuts out of me a week. You get a Wednesday nut and a Saturday nut.’ Because I spar Wednesday. I need my chi. I need my energy” “If you asked a lot of people, they probably don't think of it as… it is scientific. Keeping your chi. Like if I jacked off this morning, I'd probably just want to kind of chill out”
dank4,183,922 次观看 • 8 天前
Le'Veon Bell says Adam Gase told him the Jets were going to throw 40+ times in the rain against the winless Bengals “It's Thursday. We just had a Wednesday practice. I'm thinking, ‘I'm about to tote it.’ He said, “Le’Veon come here. Look, man. It's going to be a lot of rain on Sunday. I need you to understand, we got to put the ball in the air 40 plus times’” “He said, ‘Think about it. When you pass, the receivers know where they're going, but the DBs, they don't. So we can make big plays because the DBs might slip and the receivers know where they're going. Sam Darnold might hit for 400 yards Sunday’” “He was dead ass serious, looking me in my eyes. At this time, I'm a player. Obviously, he sees my disgust. He sees it. But I can't talk. I'm just looking at him like, what. That's crazy” “Fast forward to Sunday. That motherfucker threw the ball 40-plus times, and we got our ass whooped. We lost to the Bengals. They had not won a game that year. They were 0-11. They were ranked last in rushing at the time. And we lost to the Bengals”
dank888,953 次观看 • 3 天前
J.R. Smith says he regrets wasting $60,000 in strip clubs when he could've helped his community “I got Paul George sitting right here. I got DeMar DeRozan right here. I got Russell Westbrook sitting right here. I'm literally sitting next to all of these dudes who are LA guys” “I'm like, ‘Bro, I'm not counting your chips, but everybody else is. You make $200 million, you make $200 million, you make $175 million, you make $150 million, you make $180 million. Why don't y'all have your own gym? Why we got to go to UCLA to work out in LA every time?” “Y'all come from the exact same community. You want to inspire kids that look like you. All it takes is five of us. What bank gonna turn us down. We 'bout to build this whole thing out for our community. We're gonna build gyms, rec centers, start leagues and all that. Who's gonna stop us. We got the money. We don't have the mindset” “Our mindset, we'd rather go throw $60,000 in the club, in the strip club, than go feed 2,500 people in the hood. Think about it. I've done it. I can't sit here and be like, ‘Oh man, I'm a hypocrite.’ I've done this myself. I've thrown money in the club, literally blindly, aimlessly, drunk. And now I sit back, ‘I'm a stupid ass.’ I could have fed my whole community 10 times over with the money I was just late on the bus” “Because I'm so wrapped into me. I got that Eurocentric mindset. I need this designer jacket. I need these jeans. I need this book bag. I need to be looking like this because the vets got this thing, I'm pushing this car, I'm doing... Why? Who am I impressing. I'm not even fulfilled with me”
dank2,250,073 次观看 • 6 天前
Miles Teller says half the cast threw up in the F/A-18 fighter jets while filming Top Gun: Maverick Miles: “There's a group of six of us, and 50% were puking. Honestly, even until the last day. One time I had to get in the cockpit after Glenn had just come back from the flight. It's intense. I'm not trying to downplay that. I see Glenn, I'm like, ‘Hey man, how'd it go?’ He's like, ‘Went great. Crushed it. I'll see ya.’ I go walking up to the jet and they're just like, ‘Oh my God’ because he had just puked all over” Glen: “I never puked in the jet. I always put it…” Miles: “You’re inside when you puke. Whether it stayed in your mouth... cuz you have a bag” Glen: “I started off really, really strong in the jet. Then over the course of it, once you start pulling these G's where the blood is draining from your head, I had this Pavlovian response where I got in the jet and I was like, ‘You know what, I should give in. I know it's going to happen.’ It's very intense up there” Miles: “You have a puke bag, you feel sick, cut camera, take the bag out, puke, lock it away, and then you still fly around for another hour”
dank328,486 次观看 • 1 天前
Le'Veon Bell says he had 7 kids with 6 women when he was 23 to 30 years old “I got six baby mamas. From age 23 to 30. I was going crazy. But low-key, the last one was kind a little two-year layover. But it was really like five in three years. I was just dumb, just being stupid. “I was just being dumb. Me at 23, bro. Everybody's hitting me up. I always had two girlfriends. I never took one girl serious. I was always doing shit, being stupid” “I had my five, six years of being stupid. I had seven kids. One of my BMs got two. I dated her. I spun the block, and she got a second one”
dank352,566 次观看 • 1 天前
Jaylen Brown says he used the NBA Players Association instead of hiring an agent for the NBA Draft because they're paid to help players “When I entered the draft, I didn't have an agent. I'm probably the highest picked selected ever that didn't enter with an agent. When I was evaluating, I went through the whole process and sat with a bunch of people, and what they was offering I ain't really need. It was kind of already slotted, so I leaned on the union a lot more” “A lot of the agents came and was like, ‘Yeah, we'll move you to L.A. We'll get you a trainer, put some money in your pocket,’ and I was like, ‘For what? Do I gotta give the money back?’ They was like, ‘Nah, but standard agent fee is 4%.’ I'm starting to do the math, and a house, car, and all that, whatever he was offering, is a lot less than what 4% would have been” “Long story short, the math wasn't mathing for me. I ended up being the third pick. I think because I came in like that, a lot of people, I think it was the agents, they tried to slander my name a little bit, put it in the media that he's too this, he's too that. Ended up backfiring. It all worked out in the end” “With the union, we pay dues. All the players in the NBA pay dues. We all pay like $10,000 out of our salary that goes to hiring lawyers, hiring staff, CEO, everything that you need to lead a company that works for us. So all of that is our resources that we all pay for, that we agree to. Once I learned that, I just started using it” “I'm talking about you can get private investigations done. They give referrals for financial advisors. All type of stuff. Foundation wise, health insurance, whatever you need. They have a liaison that's paid to make sure that you get it done. So I put it on their desk like, ‘I need you to get this done.’ And they do because that's their job”
dank8,158,093 次观看 • 18 天前
Mike Tyson says he quit cocaine and alcohol for 5 years after smoking toad venom “I had the experience of smoking some of the toad venom that comes from the toad. You bust its little pimple and the puss comes out. We put it on a window or a mirror, it hardens up, we make fine ash out of it, like sawdust or whatever, and we smoke it” “Then we smoke it, and once you smoke it, let the smoke out. You hold it for as long as possible. You let it out, and then you go to another dimension. Then you realize all you did in life, you didn't do shit. This is the closest I ever been to God” “Oh shit, it'll blow your motherfucking mind. It will blow your mind for you to know how powerful you are. I did it around 60 times. It's always a different experience. It blows your mind what you saw” “I saw the ancient shit, like the Aztec, shit from Africa. I saw my ancestors during prehistoric times. It's really creepy. And then next thing you know, you wake up and you're crying or something” “If I ever saw somebody take it before I did, I would never take it. I was high. I was on cocaine. I was on cocaine when I took it. I was doing crazy shit. I took that, I ain't get high for five years. Didn't touch liquor or cocaine in five years. I was 100 pounds overweight. I got in shape to fight. That's what that did to me”
dank3,073,100 次观看 • 10 天前
Mark Cuban says his AmEx Black Card got declined buying a $140,000 bottle of champagne after the Mavericks won the NBA Finals “Jason Terry took over and was like, ‘Okay, we're getting these buses. We're all going to LIV.’ I'm like, ‘Cool. Let's go.’ And everybody had family and everything. We just went there and tore it up” “Then one of the owners or whoever, came up to me and they're like, ‘Hey, we got this $140,000 bottle of champagne’, and Dirk is right there. He goes, ‘Yes’” “I'm like, ‘Okay, whatever.’ I'm feeling no pain. I get out my Black and I give him the card. And then Dirk 10 minutes later is like, ‘Where is it?’” “Then I get a tap on the shoulder. They're like, ‘Mr. Cuban, hey, come here.’ And so I got to go to the back of the office. My card got declined. You know how when you get a new card, you got to sign it, call in. I hadn't done that yet” “I get on the phone, call AmEx, and they're like, ‘I'm sorry, sir.’ I'm like, ‘Did you watch TV today. Did you watch the basketball Finals today. Can I talk to your manager?’ And they finally approved it. The pictures are great of us. Just huge bottle”
dank1,208,143 次观看 • 5 天前
Jalen Ramsey says he put a $5,000 cap on his NFL rookie dinner after hearing stories about $30,000 tabs “When it got time for the rookie dinner, I just came out straight. It was in the DB meeting after practice, and I stood up in front of everybody before we left. I was like, ‘Look, y'all boys. We gonna do the DB dinner tonight at Ruth's Chris. I got the private room set up and all that. I know how this shit work. I done read some of the stories about people paying $20,000 $30,000 a whole lot of money. Y'all know how the money work. It don't just drop in your account as soon as you sign. Y'all know how this shit work now’” “I ain't really got it. I got it, but I ain't got it like y'all trying to make it seem like I got it. I done did the math, y'all. I got the Ruth's Chris menu. That's how much the most expensive steak is. That's how much sweet potato casserole is, and how much the cream corn is. I'm plating it out” “I'm like, ‘Look, I done did the math, y'all boys. So for each of us to go in there, enjoy a dinner, main course, sides, dessert, and a little something to drink, it's gonna cost me about five out of my pocket. I'm willing to pay five’” “I went with them, because I heard the stories were. They trying to go in there and get the Louis XIII bottles and take them home, and take two to-go plates for their family back home” “I said, ‘Look, we're gonna go in there, we gonna have a good time, we gonna eat good, I'm gonna pay that five, and then we out. If there's any problems with that, I ain't gotta go. I can call the lady right now. I'll put five on y'all tab. Y'all go in there, and once that five up, y’all done. The rest gonna be on y'all’” “Everybody was like, ‘Man, we ain't gonna try to do that to you, little bro.’ I said, ‘Alright, bet. I'll see y'all at eight o'clock.’ It turned out just like that. It didn't go over $5,000. We enjoyed ourselves. Nobody took advantage of the opportunity” “At the end of the day, it made us closer as a secondary. Like, ‘Alright, little bro came through for us. He showed us a good time.’ And for me, it was like, them boys respected what I said, what I laid out”
dank2,742,148 次观看 • 9 天前
Antonio Brown says he gave up $30,000,000 with the Raiders to go play with Tom Brady “I go to Oakland. I get a big deal. I love Mark Davis. I love Jon Gruden. But in my mind, as a player, you're thinking like, Yo, I want to be a champion. I done everything from making the money. I done really have like $80 million in contracts just with the Steelers. So to me, it's like it's time to be a winner. I already got $40 million in the tuck. I just want to do something legendary, like just be a champion” “So I called Mark Davis, as smart a man as I am, because I'm a good guy. I could've just said, Yo, my back hurt, and got the $30 million. We played Denver on Monday night. The contract guaranteed once you play the first game as a vet. I could have gotten the $30 million. I said, No, I'mma do what's right” “Mark Davis went out on a limb, stood out on a limb for me when I was walking off from the Steelers. And I told him I need $30 million guaranteed right here in my living room, and he did it. So as an honorable man, I told him, like, Yo, I don't want to be a Raider. Save him his money. And I got a chance to play with Tom Brady at the Patriots”
dank461,880 次观看 • 2 天前
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Mike Tyson says his dick died from using cocaine and came back after he quit “I was doing so much drugs, so much shit, my dick wouldn't get hard. I'm thinking my wife is gonna leave me because I can’t fuck her. I didn't know it was because I'm doing so much fucking cocaine and all that drinking and shit. My dick died” “So I stopped. I met these guys, did the toad, I stopped that stuff. And my dick started getting hard again. I went and took my AIDS test because she was tripping about that” “I'm saying to myself, I know it's because I'm not using drugs. In my mind, I wanted it to be because I'm not cheating on my wife and God blessed me with another chance to make my dick hard so I can make love to my wife. But I know the real fact is because I'm not doing drugs anymore and I'm living a perfect life” But I like the other reason better. I like the lie better. Isn't that some bullshit. The lie that God is giving me my dick back because I'm not doing that shit and I'm not living that kind of life. That's what I'm gonna believe. But it's not. It's because I changed my life and now my dick is hard again. But I like the story that what did it is because God chastised me. Does that make any sense”
dank1,876,833 次观看 • 7 天前
Nate Robinson says Doc Rivers gave him a DNP that cost him a $1,500,000 contract bonus “I had it in my contract where I made like $1.5 million if I played a certain amount of games. Doc Rivers gives me a DNP the game where I needed one more game to get $1.5 million. And all I had to do was go in the game” “Before the game I told KG, I told the team, and they were like, ‘Man, what you gonna do.’ The real me wanted to just go sub in and say, ‘Sub me.’ But they were telling me, ‘Nate, you want to play in this league a long time. You got to be professional. You don’t want to go to the D-League,’ and all this bullshit they try to hold over your head to keep you in line” “I was like, Cool. Alright, whatever. After the game I called my agent. I told him, ‘Bro, I think he did that on purpose.’ And he was like, ‘Well, we don't have any proof that he did’” “I come from the Knicks. I was just playing, and then I don't play. That's a clear sign. Why would he give me a DNP. I'm not hurt. I'm ready to go. What was the reason. I never even asked him, but I know he did that on purpose. I know it”
dank599,862 次观看 • 3 天前