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Michael Vick says he had $13,000,000 in the bank but still had the hood in him when he got involved in dog fighting “I had $13 million in the bank when I was 25 or 26 years old and didn't know what to do with it” “I went to Arther Blank, I said ‘I don't know what to do with this money. I got everything I want, every car, every house, and there's more coming. I got to protect this now. Introduce me to some people and help me grow this’” “We had a sit down, but it was just a little too late. They took everything from me. That came from my play. I saved everything. I might have spent maybe liquid $2 million” “That had nothing to do with any of my friends. I grew up under that. I grew up seeing that, grew up watching it. I still had the hood in me” “Nobody ever went to prison though. I didn't go to prison for that. I went to prison for interstate commerce. That’s water under the bridge”
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Former NFL star Michael Vick says he cried for two weeks straight after going to prison “It didn't get real til they slammed that door and they locked it” “My first day in there, they kept coming to check on me to make sure I was alright. They were peeking in on me. I took the covers and just put them over my head because I felt like I was about to go crazy for a minute” “Every time they came to that door to check on me, I thought it was somebody coming to say, ‘Alright, you learned your lesson. Somebody bailed you out’” “After day four or five, when I realized that nobody was coming, that's when I had to start letting all the emotions out” “I cried for two weeks straight. I really cried after I got sentenced because I went into my sentencing not expecting to get two years” “You know what, this is about to be a chapter in my life that I'll never forget. Hopefully I can live to talk about it and laugh about it. It's not a serious matter” “This is for the next generations to see as they watch this and be like ‘Don't play with your career. Don't play with what God gave you and the position He put you in. Never take that for granted”
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Former Cowboys WR Jesse Holley says Dez Bryant refused to pay a $52,000 rookie dinner bill “I was a part of one of the most epic rookie dinners in all of sports. The Dez Bryant rookie dinner. The famous $52,000 at Pappas Bros dinner” “Dez Bryant comes into the National Football League and it's the culture of, ‘Hey rookies, you carry pads.’ Dez came in and dead set on, ‘I am not carrying pads’” “At the time, the vet of the group was Roy Williams, receiver. Roy was like, ‘You're gonna carry my pads.’ Dez was dead set, ‘I'm not carrying pads’” “If there's a veteran on the team and you're a rookie kind of disrespecting a veteran, the other veterans go like, ‘Oh really?’ So there was this back and forth thing between Dez and Roy all year” “So we get to the rookie dinner and we're at Pappas Bros in Dallas, and Dez is late” “By the time Dez got there, they asked, ‘What's the most expensive liquor you have?’ They said, ‘We have this bottle of Louis XIII Rare Cask.’ They gotta put the white gloves on, wheel it out, hit a button, and this thing opens up with this illuminating light” “$1,300 a shot. I'm like, ‘Hey, I don't drink, but I am drinking this. I am not leaving this place without getting a chance to say that I had a $1,300 shot’” “We're buying wagyu kobe beef steaks, I got two. They got the shrimp and lobster towers. They bought the biggest bottle of Ace of Spades. They're pouring it in a flower pot in this private room. It is going insane” “Dez finally shows up about 45 minutes late. We're finished. The damage has been done. They brought the bill and it was $52,000” “The way that Dez spazzed out and said, ‘I'm not paying it.’ The way that it goes in the NFL is first round rookie pays the majority of it. The next pick kind of picks up some, they break it down first round, second round, third round, etc. etc. etc.” “Story goes, I don't know how this ended, I left. Once I got my $1,300 shot, I ate my kobe wagyu beef steak and shrimp I got my stuff to go because I had steak and eggs the next morning” “Everyone left Pappas Bros with this bill of $52,000 because Dez refused to pay. Story has it that Jerry Jones eventually picked up the tab because we were there as Cowboys”
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Jeremy Lin reveals he tried to reject the Rockets' $29,000,000 offer and would have taken significantly less to stay with the Knicks “I was crushed and my agent is telling me, ‘Be prepared that they won't match.’ And I'm like, ‘There's no way. There's no way. I got to go back to New York’” “They could have offered me three years, $9 million, but there wasn't even that offer on the table. And when the Rockets offer came in, the first question I asked my agent is, ‘Are the Knicks going to match this?’” “I was like, ‘Can you go back to the Rockets and tell them we won't accept this offer? We only want a lower offer.’ I tried to take less. I was trying to sabotage the Rockets offer.” “I remember it vividly. I call my agent back and I'm like, ‘Okay, the offer came through. No, we have to get a less lucrative offer because I got to go back to New York’” “Finally I'm like, ‘Can we just not accept their offer?’ And he's like, ‘No, we can't not accept their offer because the Knicks refuse to give us any offer. You have zero offers on the table. You have one offer and you have to accept it and leave it to the Knicks to match or not’” “It was kind of difficult to see that people thought I willingly left the Knicks or did it for the money or whatever. I would have played for significantly less if that meant staying with the Knicks because my heart was always here”
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Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and “time travel” naps to survive a typical day on set while addicted to crack “I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the fucking pipe, either girls or porn or both or whoever showed up. Come on in. There's plenty to go around” “I felt like I was time traveling from 1 a.m. to 7. It felt like 15 minutes. Whereas 9 a.m. to midnight felt normal. Wow, we have plenty of time to do everything. And then the hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished” “I got someone banging on my door. ‘Dude, you're late. What the fuck?’ And I'm still fucking sideways. So I'd pop a couple shots or like half a Xanax or something” “I would literally do this thing. It was a 15 minute, 20 minute nap where I would just hit the pillow. I'd try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night. I'm trying to fucking time travel. I'm trying to levitate” “Then I would hit the shower and I'd say, ‘Okay, I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower and that's about 11, maybe 12 hours’” “And then I'd get to work and have that midday drop off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep some fuel in the engine. So I'd start drinking” “People look at sitcoms like, ‘Oh, they're out there having a fun time.’ Man, it is super fucking complicated”
dank2,168,416 次观看 • 1 天前
Former NBA star Gilbert Arenas reveals he swapped his ex's $400,000 engagement ring with a fake Arenas: “I paid $395,000 or $495,000. It was up there. It was a big stone in the middle and then had three stones on a side” Vlad: “So you ended up getting a fake version of that. How much did that cost you?” Arenas: “$10,000. So what happened was, when the proposal happened, it was around her birthday and we got in a fight eight days later and broke up. When we broke up, I'm like, ‘That was a fucking waste of money. I want my ring back’” “I was like, ‘How do I get my ring back?’ Fuck it. I just gotta get her back. But when she comes back, imma have a fake one and I can switch it at any time” “It was four months and then started playing house again. I always knew I could switch it at any time. Years later, I eventually switched it, put that one in the safety deposit, and then she just had the fake one” Vlad: “When did she find out that the ring was fake?” Arenas: “I think once we broke up and it was all said and done. She started really going at me in the media. I guess one of her friends, one of the married women, was basically telling her that you need full custody, he needs to be a danger, so you can put a restraining order on him. That whole little Hollywood bullshit” “Once that started happening, me being the troll that I am, I took a picture, put the ring on it, and bop, posted it online. She probably went to go check it out and realized she had the fake one. From there a filing came in that I robbed her. Then she filed a lawsuit to get the ring back” Vlad: “Did she win the ring lawsuit?” Arenas: “No. Hell no”
dank2,564,512 次观看 • 3 天前
Charlie Sheen reveals the time he spent $7,000 on 2,200 seats to catch a Cecil Fielder home run “That was April 1996. I did it for Cecil Fielder. In Anaheim at the Big A” “I called because I wanted to sit in that section. They said, ‘Well, that section’s closed. It’s an underattended game.’ I said, ‘Okay, what about this? How many seats are in that section?’” “They were like, ‘Uh, 2,200.’ And I said, ‘What if I wanted to buy all of them? What kind of break could you cut me? What kind of deal could you swing?’ I think it came out to something like $7,000” “It was left field. I wanted to force the hand of the baseball gods and not just catch a foul ball, but catch a home run ball. I figured if I’ve got the entire left-field stands with a couple buddies of mine, I’ve stacked the deck” “We were hammered. We barely made it to the game. There’s also a great shot in Sports Illustrated of me standing like this with a glove and the empty stands behind me” “We didn’t catch anything that night. And the next night, not just in that section, but in our seats, four home runs were hit. You can’t force the hand of the baseball gods”
dank3,965,345 次观看 • 5 天前
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Charlie Sheen says he slept with around 2,000 people and questions Wilt Chamberlain's claim of 20,000 SAS: “How many sexual partners did you have, Chuck?” Charlie: “A couple thousand maybe” SAS: “It wasn't Wilt Chamberlain's 20,000 women?” Charlie: “If you do the math on Wilt's claims, doesn't that break down to like one gal every 20 minutes, if you use the time frame that he refers to that in” SAS: “Unless he was with five women at one time, which I can't put past Charlie Sheen” Charlie: “I never made it to five. Not enough room in the bedroom. C'mon, let's be realistic here”
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Rob Gronkowski says he lived off $50,000 as an NFL rookie because he understood the NFL meant "Not For Long" "My agent gave me a $50,000 advance for what's going to come in the marketing world for myself. I just had to pay him back within the first $50,000 I made" "I was able to purchase my first car, which was a 2008 Escalade, and then to be able to pay rent once I got to New England. And then from there on out, I really didn't need any other money" "I was getting free meals at the facility. I just kind of needed gas money. You go out, the drinks are free or you pay for one, you get 10 free when you're when you're on the Patriots up in the Boston area" "So I wasn't really spending much money at all, especially when it got to the season. I mean, you're inside that building and everything's handed to you on a daily basis from breakfast all the way to dinner" "I just lived off my marketing dollars. I was living a low-level life. I had a condo with a roommate that was on the team as well. We're paying $1,500 a month in rent while in the NFL" "I was very frugal and that's how I got away with it. Not having any lavish purchases, the first couple years in the league and just banking away what I was making because I truly understood that the NFL stands for not for long"
dank6,672,856 次观看 • 8 天前
Logan Paul says his weed withdrawals were very aggressive Logan: "Weed is a very powerful drug. I don't care who the fuck says it's not a drug. It's a fucking drug. I'm like the anti-weed guy pretty much my whole life. Then fully dedicated myself to becoming a pothead" "But I knew there was going to be a day where I had to call it quits because when I realized that I was high more than I wasn't high, it's a little problematic" "You know how I do shit, cold turkey. For me, my withdrawals are very aggressive. I was extremely irritable. Maybe I sound like a pussy, but I was really going through it" "The fact that you made it out of a heroin addiction, I have so much fucking respect for you and anyone who's beaten an addiction because this fucking sucks" Mike: "The difference between the two is weed is a mental and psychological battle, and when you get into the opiates and heroin stuff, it's a much more physical battle" "All drugs have comedowns and letdowns, so you have to respect the withdrawals no matter what drug it is"
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Charlie Sheen reveals why he didn't want to return to Two and a Half Men despite making $54,000 an hour “I got the call, ‘We want to renegotiate the giant contract for season eight and nine’” “I was on the phone. I said, ‘I don't think so. I don't think we should do it. If I go back there man, it’s going to go really fucking bad, I just know it’” “I had run up against a thing. I had lost passion for the show. I'd lost passion for the process” “I was making $54,000 an hour. That's pre-taxes. I got kind of crowbarred into it. Well, not crowbarred. I had to ultimately say yes. I got to own that” “I was the wrong guy in that moment, in that pocket of time, to give that much fucking money to. I'd buy a bunch of cars and then invite a bunch of girls over and just say, ‘Pick one’”
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Floyd Mayweather says making $750 million separates him from every other athlete in history “I don't know no athlete in history, 90 minutes, $750 million. You tell me who” “I don't knock football players. Love football and love basketball more than boxing. That's all we watch in my home, when we're gambling” “If you're not betting on a game, it's not even fun to watch. When you betting on it, you on the edge of your seat” “What these boxers do now, they're boxers. They're boxers. I'm box office. There's a difference”
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Steve Harvey reveals the $10 to $1,000,000 formula “Stop trying to think of how to be a millionaire, because you know how hard that is. If you could think of a way to be a millionaire, wouldn't you do it by Monday?” “What is it that you do that somebody would be willing to give you $10 for? Because everybody has that” “If you babysit, somebody will give you $10. If you cut hair, somebody will give you $10. If you write papers for people, somebody will give you $10” “Everybody got something they can do for $10” “Go do that and make $10. Now if you make the $10, do it 10 more times. You know what you got, $100” “If you make $100, do it 10 more times, you got $1,000. Now if you make $1,000, do it 10 more times, you now have $10,000” “Whatever you did to make $10,000 is simple. All you've got to do is do it 10 more times. Guess what? You have $100,000” “You ain't got to change nothing. All you got to do is take your $10 idea. Stop trying to think of how to make a million and just figure out how to make $10” “After you make $100,000 you have to hire some people. But whatever you did to make $100,000 do it 10 more times” “I have a surprise for you, you have just made $1 million with a $10 idea. If you do that, anybody can be successful”
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Gilbert Arenas says he was miserable after retiring from the NBA despite being worth $100,000,000 “Miserable. Because any athlete from the ages of six, seven years old all we knew was one thing. Hoop. Wake up, ball, sleep. Wake up, ball, sleep. Wake up, ball, eat. That was it” “So when I'm done and say, ‘Alright Gilbert, have fun. Enjoy life.’ Alright cool. The week goes by, the summer goes by, and then what ends up happening to every athlete, the season changes” “I can smell when the season's starting. Getting a little colder, that September smell is coming. What ends up happening is my body naturally goes into get-ready-for-the-season mode. Well, unfortunately there's no fucking season” “So what I did when I first retired, I had to try to figure out how to be busy between nine o'clock and twelve. Then it's lunch time. Then I go to sleep. Then about five o'clock to eight, be busy again” “So when basketball season starts, it's nerve wracking for players who are retired”
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Steph Curry says he's the best NBA point guard ever Arenas: “Are you the best point guard ever?” Curry: “Yes. I have to be. It’s me and Magic” Arenas: “I’m thinking about the 90s growing up. There was nobody trying to be a 6'9" point guard. But I can witness and watch every kid trying to be Curry. I look at the stats and say, Magic then Curry. When I look at the kids and I watch AAU, it’s like, nah.” Curry: “Magic’s résumé is ridiculous. The fact that we’re even having that conversation, that’s a place I never thought I’d be in. That’s a lofty résumé to shoot for. I’m still going. Let’s see what happens”
dank1,366,587 次观看 • 4 天前
Nick Cannon reveals he has a $10,000,000 insurance policy on his testicles Pivot: “Did you really go and get your nuts insured?” Nick: “Yes. It sounds like it's a joke, but it’s a real insurance policy on my family jewels. $10 million. It should have been $12 million, $1 million for each kid” Pivot: “Your balls are worth $5 million apiece? What do they do though? Do you have to go and donate sperm and they hold it? How did you even figure that out?” Nick: “Part of it is like when other entertainers get their legs insured. It’s really that idea of, ‘Alright, we’re going to make a statement,’ and it’s really embracing all that I am. Alright man, you’re out here having all of these kids. If anything happens, we know there’s policies in place” Pivot: “With life insurance, we know what forces the policy forward” Nick: “If my balls stop working, the kids are going to be alright. It’s like the opposite of a vasectomy. I got to keep them working”
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Charlie Sheen reveals he was spending $15,000 to $30,000 a day on crack "Yeah it was a lot. There was a moment where my supplier, my middleman, a guy named Marco, terrific guy, and his south of the border connection was where it was coming from" "They at one point said, 'We got to talk to your guy because we didn't give him permission to be a dealer'" "And it was like this moment where we had to convince them otherwise. They were like, 'Oh, okay. Well, geez. Is he okay?'"
dank3,099,111 次观看 • 10 天前
Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"
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Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"
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Charlie Sheen reveals he started smoking crack because his nose stopped working "I was shooting a film and I wound up with this terrible 34-hour nose bleed that I couldn't stop. I had to go to the doctor" "You know what they give you for a cocaine nose bleed? Cocaine. And I only know that because I found out in person" "That wasn't enough to stop that drug getting into my bloodstream and brain, so I decided that I needed a new delivery system. That's when it turned into the smokable variety" "It's the cocaine high but on freaking steroids. It's a lot cleaner. It's a very sexual drug"
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