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I’ve saved this video for 2+ years. Listen to the demented presidential manbaby admit Joe Biden won the 2020 election. #TrumpLost

I’ve saved this video for 2+ years. Listen to the demented presidential manbaby admit Joe Biden won the 2020 election. #TrumpLost

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Seriously y’all. Can somebody cancel this reality show? Do we have to sit through the season finale of Donald Trump? I didn’t like the first season.

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Seriously y’all. Can somebody cancel this reality show? Do we have to sit through the season finale of Donald Trump? I didn’t like the first season.

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The end is coming. Crazy Donny can’t sue his way out.

The end is coming. Crazy Donny can’t sue his way out.

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JD, making up another story.

JD, making up another story.

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Oh Marsha, even Tennessee knows you’re full of shit. Another reminder that Donald Trump has pardoned not one, not two, but 5 of the biggest drug traffickers in the United States, THIS YEAR. He’s not fighting drugs, he’s literally promoting them.

Oh Marsha, even Tennessee knows you’re full of shit. Another reminder that Donald Trump has pardoned not one, not two, but 5 of the biggest drug traffickers in the United States, THIS YEAR. He’s not fighting drugs, he’s literally promoting them.

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Hey Larry! If they want to hear the sound of two squirrels dying in slow motion, they’ll call you. For now they’re just going to stick with the frightening screeches of a rich, washed-up never-was white boy pretending to be something he’s not - Kid Rock. You really have to suck to be preferred even LESS than that. Why don’t you go back to taking videos of yourself day drinking while your kids are screaming right next to you?

Hey Larry! If they want to hear the sound of two squirrels dying in slow motion, they’ll call you. For now they’re just going to stick with the frightening screeches of a rich, washed-up never-was white boy pretending to be something he’s not - Kid Rock. You really have to suck to be preferred even LESS than that. Why don’t you go back to taking videos of yourself day drinking while your kids are screaming right next to you?

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Chicken tacos will never be the same.

Chicken tacos will never be the same.

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I love the sound of a fascist fuckface getting booed on global television. Don’t you? ☺️

I love the sound of a fascist fuckface getting booed on global television. Don’t you? ☺️

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Smell ya later! Marge trying for brownie points. #VonSchitzenPantz #DemsUnited #USDemocracy

Smell ya later! Marge trying for brownie points. #VonSchitzenPantz #DemsUnited #USDemocracy

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Somebody should remind this saggy skinbag of embarrassment about cameras and the internet? Fat fuck can’t even play golf at his on course without cheating. 😂

Somebody should remind this saggy skinbag of embarrassment about cameras and the internet? Fat fuck can’t even play golf at his on course without cheating. 😂

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Border Patrol pulls over a 20-year-old in Slidell, LA for “white lights on the back of your vehicle… your reverse lights are on the whole time.” Then, before writing a single ticket, the agent asks: “What’s your citizenship?” The driver, Alan Laureano, was born in Slidell. His passenger — his 13-year-old stepbrother — was born in Pearl River, Louisiana. Both are U.S. citizens. Didn’t matter. Twice, on camera, the agent tells Laureano he’s going to “check” the kid and “if he’s illegal, I will take him.” He tries to open the 13-year-old’s car door himself. Laureano locks it and rolls the window down instead. The agent then interrogates the child directly — full name, spelling, date of birth, birthplace — while Laureano stands his ground and refuses to hand over his own ID, telling the agent he doesn’t have the right to stop him over a taillight. Immigration attorney Michael Gahagan reviewed the video and called it what it is: “an illegal detention.” Border Patrol isn’t authorized to detain someone over a traffic violation — they need independent reasonable suspicion of an immigration violation, and that has to come first, not get invented after the stop. DHS’s after-the-fact statement claims the stop was based on “reasonable suspicion or probable cause of federal law violations” — but doesn’t say what that violation was. WWL Louisiana asked twice. No answer either time. This is the pattern: pretext stop, pivot to citizenship, threaten a kid with removal before confirming anything. It only looks “routine” until you’re the one being asked to prove you belong in the country you were born in.

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