
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER
@ElijahSchaffer • 843,163 subscribers
Everything you read about me online is true | Host @slightlyoffens on @therifttv | “Subpar Comedian” -Trump | Aeries♈ against Lindsay Clancy | SATIRE | links👇
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My wife of 7 years H. Pearl Davis may have cheated on me w/ her black ex-boyfriend in 2025 (Milo’s current husband) Because I didn’t block my ex gf in 2019 But after going through marriage counseling, I now realize it was my fault & it’s up to me to embrace Pearl for who she is
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER109,106 views • 2 days ago

Unpopular opinion: we should let these people die when they overdose Would fix a lot of cities quickly
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER10,842,814 views • 4 months ago

Being poor doesn’t mean you have to feed your kids low quality meals
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER36,732,000 views • 1 year ago

FRISCO: “I’m from Africa. I’m blacker than all of you” Black man who came with a “White Lives Matter” sign at the Karmelo Anthony sentencing was told he wasn’t black for supporting Austin Metcalf He quickly put all the crazy blacks in their place so they threatened to kill him
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER3,252,284 views • 2 months ago

Incredible H. Pearl Davis livestream covering the return of Milo to UK audiences on network TV! Welcome home buddy! You made it! We are all so happy you found the deportation process so revolting you never want to return to our terrible country You aren’t welcome here anyways♥️
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER96,576 views • 3 days ago

I was just SUED for $5,000,000 over my X posts criticizing Israel by FBI director Kash Patel's inner circle. I've never engaged in defamation or illegal activity. Gross LAW FARE This is an ATTACK on free speech & an EMBARRASSMENT to the FBI & Trump Admin Here is my RESPONSE:
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER11,583,336 views • 9 months ago

Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER61,813,847 views • 3 years ago

Trying to shop at a grocery store in Texas in 2026 be like
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER3,008,519 views • 3 months ago

At least they don’t wash their meat with soap like their contemporaries overseas
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER23,611,414 views • 1 year ago

FRISCO: Family members of Karmelo Anthony assaulted me and my crew Threw water bottles at us Threatened us with violence & started trying to put hands on us for simply asking them about their shirts See how we left their tent when asked without stabbing them? It can be done
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER2,225,215 views • 2 months ago
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Bonding over “The Hoes Gonna Hoe” w/ my sweet & smoking hot 🥵 babe of a wifey H. Pearl Davis We may be going to marriage counseling. She may have cheated on me w/ her black ex-boyfriend But she’s making it up by cooking midnight sizzling steak while singing in the background
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER66,298 views • 3 days ago

The outfits girls wear at gyms is getting out of control
ELIJAH SCHÄFFER23,148,112 views • 2 years ago