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'This is home; if it takes 20 years, we will wait.'

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Usechako ywak to pok kata wadonjo e pap? Someone hold me.

Usechako ywak to pok kata wadonjo e pap? Someone hold me.

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Guess who's back!

Guess who's back!

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Orengo misses the Meru rally and all the arrows are already trained on his back. We're now entering first half stoppage time.

Orengo misses the Meru rally and all the arrows are already trained on his back. We're now entering first half stoppage time.

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BREAKING: Ababu Namwamba is seeing bad things at the Carnivore Restaurant right now. They will not believe. They will not believe.

BREAKING: Ababu Namwamba is seeing bad things at the Carnivore Restaurant right now. They will not believe. They will not believe.

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Kalenjin TikTok is currently on 🔥.

Kalenjin TikTok is currently on 🔥.

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Dagoretti South MP John Kiarie went to a funeral to explain why he voted YES to the Finance Bill 2024, and it didn't take long before they took the mic off his hands and told him to go home to his family. They will not believe. They will not believe.

Dagoretti South MP John Kiarie went to a funeral to explain why he voted YES to the Finance Bill 2024, and it didn't take long before they took the mic off his hands and told him to go home to his family. They will not believe. They will not believe.

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Gen Z's have helped themselves with a horse from one the cops who were harassing them in town. They will not believe. They will not believe.

Gen Z's have helped themselves with a horse from one the cops who were harassing them in town. They will not believe. They will not believe.

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They will not believe. They will not believe.

They will not believe. They will not believe.

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The Kenya Met Department wishes to remind members of the Abagusii community who are yet to clear their drainages to kindly do so immediately, because the El Nino they were promised is already doing press ups.

The Kenya Met Department wishes to remind members of the Abagusii community who are yet to clear their drainages to kindly do so immediately, because the El Nino they were promised is already doing press ups.

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Ni kama Kiburi imebaki na Manchester United only. Tears in my eyes.

Ni kama Kiburi imebaki na Manchester United only. Tears in my eyes.

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We would've asked what Uhuru was doing with our money, but we're humble children of God who are thankful for the little graces we've been accorded since we started walking in the light. In 2027, you already know what will happen to your teeth.

We would've asked what Uhuru was doing with our money, but we're humble children of God who are thankful for the little graces we've been accorded since we started walking in the light. In 2027, you already know what will happen to your teeth.

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When you love your shoes more than Christ loved the church.

When you love your shoes more than Christ loved the church.

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BREAKING NEWS: Azimio protesters captured on camera looting gas cylinders after Rigathi Gachagua called them idlers who only know how to destroy businesses.

BREAKING NEWS: Azimio protesters captured on camera looting gas cylinders after Rigathi Gachagua called them idlers who only know how to destroy businesses.

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Daktari, William Samoei Ruto, PhD. Whether you refuse to postpone the reopening of schools tomorrow, parents will not risk their children because of your Govt's failure to be responsible for their safety and security. We promise you that next time, we will vote wisely.

Daktari, William Samoei Ruto, PhD. Whether you refuse to postpone the reopening of schools tomorrow, parents will not risk their children because of your Govt's failure to be responsible for their safety and security. We promise you that next time, we will vote wisely.

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They said ODM is dead and buried with Baba. They didn't know we were seeds.

They said ODM is dead and buried with Baba. They didn't know we were seeds.

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LIVE SCENES from Mathare.

LIVE SCENES from Mathare.

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BREAKING: While others are coming back from their US trip to reward Harambee Stars with 32 teeth and two pipettes of saliva, Baba has topped up the Ksh2.5m with half a million each. Bwana, I think I'm in the wrong profession.

BREAKING: While others are coming back from their US trip to reward Harambee Stars with 32 teeth and two pipettes of saliva, Baba has topped up the Ksh2.5m with half a million each. Bwana, I think I'm in the wrong profession.

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When you start smelling the aroma of rice and beef stew across the tent, but the band can't stop for you to go eat.

When you start smelling the aroma of rice and beef stew across the tent, but the band can't stop for you to go eat.

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Hon. Justin Muturi, EGH Kwani huyu ni nani, Baba Leslie? Tumewaonea 18. We will be there.

Hon. Justin Muturi, EGH Kwani huyu ni nani, Baba Leslie? Tumewaonea 18. We will be there.

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We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men and women who claim to be friends of Baba Raila Odinga must look us in the eye and tell us why they denied him his right. Take your time. We will wait.

We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men and women who claim to be friends of Baba Raila Odinga must look us in the eye and tell us why they denied him his right. Take your time. We will wait.

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BREAKING: The worst kept secret is finally out. Kisii Senator Riachard Onyonka confirms "that's true" that Uhuru Kenyatta is the one sponsoring the Linda Mwananchi Movement. Step aside Rigathi Gachagua, we now have our truthful man.

BREAKING: The worst kept secret is finally out. Kisii Senator Riachard Onyonka confirms "that's true" that Uhuru Kenyatta is the one sponsoring the Linda Mwananchi Movement. Step aside Rigathi Gachagua, we now have our truthful man.

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The US government publicly displays the live tracker of its national debt stock, and the current figure stands in upwards of $40trillion, broken down to $118,095 for every American citizen. For those of us who studied Accounting until Form II before we shifted to more complicated subjects - like xylem and phloem - we leave it to you, to take it away from here.

The US government publicly displays the live tracker of its national debt stock, and the current figure stands in upwards of $40trillion, broken down to $118,095 for every American citizen. For those of us who studied Accounting until Form II before we shifted to more complicated subjects - like xylem and phloem - we leave it to you, to take it away from here.

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Rest now, son of the soil. Thank you for bringing honour, dignity, and pride to our people. May the afterlife be kind to you.

Rest now, son of the soil. Thank you for bringing honour, dignity, and pride to our people. May the afterlife be kind to you.

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Here is the clip everyone is asking for.

Here is the clip everyone is asking for.

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BREAKING: Former Machakos Senator Johnston Muthama has warned those speculating on the outcome of his private meeting with Kalonzo Musyoka, revealing that only the two know the day and the hour when the El Nino rains will begin.

BREAKING: Former Machakos Senator Johnston Muthama has warned those speculating on the outcome of his private meeting with Kalonzo Musyoka, revealing that only the two know the day and the hour when the El Nino rains will begin.

65,203 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen

When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression. One day, the children of God will also experience the promised land and they will return to say thank you for His goodness and mercy. That day is coming next year.

When you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression. One day, the children of God will also experience the promised land and they will return to say thank you for His goodness and mercy. That day is coming next year.

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Last evening, Abel Mutua pricked the conscience of the nation with harsh truths GenZ have been avoiding, asking them whether they were ready for their parents to go to jail and the comments section ended up on fire with Obinna being forced to announce he was changing the topic.

Last evening, Abel Mutua pricked the conscience of the nation with harsh truths GenZ have been avoiding, asking them whether they were ready for their parents to go to jail and the comments section ended up on fire with Obinna being forced to announce he was changing the topic.

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There will never be another Raila Amolo Odinga - on heaven above or earth below. In this world, or the next.

There will never be another Raila Amolo Odinga - on heaven above or earth below. In this world, or the next.

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Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Shiny Things.

Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Shiny Things.

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We're now entering first half stoppage time.

We're now entering first half stoppage time.

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The real friends of Baba Raila Amolo Odinga are known, they exist, and have names. Those who claim to have loved Baba with their hearts and souls are nowhere to be seen, and are suddenly quiet when their voices are needed the most. We see you. All of you.

The real friends of Baba Raila Amolo Odinga are known, they exist, and have names. Those who claim to have loved Baba with their hearts and souls are nowhere to be seen, and are suddenly quiet when their voices are needed the most. We see you. All of you.

40,861 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Bondo!

Hapo nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Bondo!

40,251 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

They rejoiced when we lost our foremost illustrious son, Baba Raila Amolo Odinga. We swallowed the pain of their words and gathered strength to carry him home. Now they wish death upon his elder brother, Dr Oburu Oginga. It is well. It is well.

They rejoiced when we lost our foremost illustrious son, Baba Raila Amolo Odinga. We swallowed the pain of their words and gathered strength to carry him home. Now they wish death upon his elder brother, Dr Oburu Oginga. It is well. It is well.

37,185 Aufrufe • vor 9 Tagen

If you happen to have shared the same school with Baba Raila Amolo Odinga and you have intentions to travel to Kang'o Ka Jaramogi for the 1st year anniversary next week, ensure you pass by your former school and speak to the boys; or they shall take notes and remind you later.

If you happen to have shared the same school with Baba Raila Amolo Odinga and you have intentions to travel to Kang'o Ka Jaramogi for the 1st year anniversary next week, ensure you pass by your former school and speak to the boys; or they shall take notes and remind you later.

56,955 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen

Someone stop Prof Herman Manyora before he burns down the school and all its certificates.

Someone stop Prof Herman Manyora before he burns down the school and all its certificates.

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This is the man someone who's been snoring like a tractor for 40 years is waiting to line up against in 2027.

This is the man someone who's been snoring like a tractor for 40 years is waiting to line up against in 2027.

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The Raila Amolo Odinga Mausoleum architectural design has a Pentagon shape, mirroring the 2007 ODM tag team that was robbed of the presidency. The Pentagon is back to fulfill a dream deferred. This is home; if it takes 20 years, we will wait.

The Raila Amolo Odinga Mausoleum architectural design has a Pentagon shape, mirroring the 2007 ODM tag team that was robbed of the presidency. The Pentagon is back to fulfill a dream deferred. This is home; if it takes 20 years, we will wait.

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Rest now, Baba. Forgive us for failing you. Five times you bore our hopes, but we looked the other way and blamed you for standing up. Thank you for teaching us the virtue of forgiveness, the pain of resilience, and the labour of love. May you find peace we so often denied you.

Rest now, Baba. Forgive us for failing you. Five times you bore our hopes, but we looked the other way and blamed you for standing up. Thank you for teaching us the virtue of forgiveness, the pain of resilience, and the labour of love. May you find peace we so often denied you.

35,704 Aufrufe • vor 10 Tagen

BREAKING: President of the Luo Council of Elders, Ker Odungi Randa, issues a stern warning to any son or daughter of the Luo community betraying the community's political path; that they risk receiving an elderly curse that will spell doom for them and their progeny.

BREAKING: President of the Luo Council of Elders, Ker Odungi Randa, issues a stern warning to any son or daughter of the Luo community betraying the community's political path; that they risk receiving an elderly curse that will spell doom for them and their progeny.

252,303 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten