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Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

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Marshal of the Ordo Templar. Sci-fi streamer, Space Crusader Vtuber. "That" Warhammer 40k fan. Avatar by: @sapientius_

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They were so real for this.

They were so real for this.

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Doxxing someone then saying, "It's public now so it's not a doxx" to justify trying to get someone killed. Journalists aren't human.

Doxxing someone then saying, "It's public now so it's not a doxx" to justify trying to get someone killed. Journalists aren't human.

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Helldivers: *engaging in epic battles against the elites of the Cyborg menace on the ground* The Eagle One subplot:

Helldivers: engaging in epic battles against the elites of the Cyborg menace on the ground The Eagle One subplot:

147,280 views

Merry Christmas, Crusaders.

Merry Christmas, Crusaders.

51,783 views

Anyway, good afternoon Imperium of Man.

Anyway, good afternoon Imperium of Man.

87,953 views

Happy Sunday morning, Crusaders.

Happy Sunday morning, Crusaders.

55,900 views

Happy Sunday morning, Imperium of Man!

Happy Sunday morning, Imperium of Man!

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I remember suddenly how mad Reddit got when I posted this meme.

I remember suddenly how mad Reddit got when I posted this meme.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

35,490 views • 12 days ago

The movie all the leftoids rave about has one of the chuddiest moments ever put on film, and would be ripped to shreds if released today.

The movie all the leftoids rave about has one of the chuddiest moments ever put on film, and would be ripped to shreds if released today.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

26,845 views • 9 days ago

Do yourself a favor and don't read the End and the Death, or the Dark Imperium trilogy. The Emperor, alive or on the Throne, is absurdly powerful. And frankly, your weird discomfort at this is something you should work on fixing.

Do yourself a favor and don't read the End and the Death, or the Dark Imperium trilogy. The Emperor, alive or on the Throne, is absurdly powerful. And frankly, your weird discomfort at this is something you should work on fixing.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

54,913 views • 28 days ago

Hot take: Zombie apocalypse fiction is pretty shit since zombies would be an extremely easily dealt with threat.

Hot take: Zombie apocalypse fiction is pretty shit since zombies would be an extremely easily dealt with threat.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

670,196 views • 1 year ago

Reminder: Gatekeep your hobbies.

Reminder: Gatekeep your hobbies.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

279,963 views • 9 months ago

Happy Sunday morning, Crusaders.

Happy Sunday morning, Crusaders.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

90,052 views • 3 months ago

Your average Nu-Warhammer fan is entirely obsessed with surface level aesthetics for determining moral righteousness. The scene from the recent Yarrick trailer is literally a remake of the scene from Return of the King were Denethor calls for the men of Gondor to flee, and Gandalf stops him before reinforcing their resolve to fight. The only difference is aesthetics. The governor is a handsome man, while Denethor is ugly and full of cowardly malice. Gandalf is a shining white figure, while Yarrick is old, haggard, and menacing. But the situation and the stakes are identical. If the soldiers flee, the civilians will die. Every last man, woman, and child of Gondor or Armageddon put to the sword. You decided Yarrick was wrong because he was ugly. You didn't even bother to consider the stakes of the situation. Your understanding of narrative framing is juvenile.

Your average Nu-Warhammer fan is entirely obsessed with surface level aesthetics for determining moral righteousness. The scene from the recent Yarrick trailer is literally a remake of the scene from Return of the King were Denethor calls for the men of Gondor to flee, and Gandalf stops him before reinforcing their resolve to fight. The only difference is aesthetics. The governor is a handsome man, while Denethor is ugly and full of cowardly malice. Gandalf is a shining white figure, while Yarrick is old, haggard, and menacing. But the situation and the stakes are identical. If the soldiers flee, the civilians will die. Every last man, woman, and child of Gondor or Armageddon put to the sword. You decided Yarrick was wrong because he was ugly. You didn't even bother to consider the stakes of the situation. Your understanding of narrative framing is juvenile.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

87,627 views • 4 months ago

This is actually hilarious to watch happen in real time. A concerted effort by Spanish communists to frame Space King as a satire of "right wing Warhammer fans." Which is just code for real fans of the franchise. Meanwhile here's what Tom and Don, the creators of Space King, had to say.

This is actually hilarious to watch happen in real time. A concerted effort by Spanish communists to frame Space King as a satire of "right wing Warhammer fans." Which is just code for real fans of the franchise. Meanwhile here's what Tom and Don, the creators of Space King, had to say.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

136,303 views • 9 months ago

How it feels to be a Warhammer fan because you get to hang out with the 70% of the fandom who are edgy chuds. (the 30% who represent the 'community' can kick rocks)

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How it feels to be a Warhammer fan because you get to hang out with the 70% of the fandom who are edgy chuds. (the 30% who represent the 'community' can kick rocks)

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

26,546 views • 3 months ago

I want to know what the hell they're putting in the water up north that makes Canadians such insufferable, delusional, egotistical weirdos.

I want to know what the hell they're putting in the water up north that makes Canadians such insufferable, delusional, egotistical weirdos.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

32,980 views • 5 months ago

"The Imperium of Man are the bad guys!" Meanwhile, Games Workshop releases this video of a family pulled apart by a war humanity didn't start. Pushed to the brink in order to survive another day as a species. A testament to the indomitable human spirit in the face of the end of everything. Yet some authors at GW would agree with the false opinion that humanity are the 'true villains' of 40k. GW's disconnect with it's own narrative work needs to be studied.

"The Imperium of Man are the bad guys!" Meanwhile, Games Workshop releases this video of a family pulled apart by a war humanity didn't start. Pushed to the brink in order to survive another day as a species. A testament to the indomitable human spirit in the face of the end of everything. Yet some authors at GW would agree with the false opinion that humanity are the 'true villains' of 40k. GW's disconnect with it's own narrative work needs to be studied.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

38,226 views • 7 months ago

Three Space Marines and ten Guardsmen vs a bajillion Tyranids and the Guard are like, "FUCK IT WE BALL!"

Three Space Marines and ten Guardsmen vs a bajillion Tyranids and the Guard are like, "FUCK IT WE BALL!"

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber

13,807 views • 2 months ago

The Trump Administration now controls Paramount AND Warner Bros..

The Trump Administration now controls Paramount AND Warner Bros..

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

22,332 views • 4 months ago

POV: You're desperately trying to sell mechs to the government.

POV: You're desperately trying to sell mechs to the government.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

25,068 views • 5 months ago

On the contrary. All relevant art is right wing.

On the contrary. All relevant art is right wing.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

35,916 views • 9 months ago

Good morning, Crusaders. Stay safe out there on Black Friday.

Good morning, Crusaders. Stay safe out there on Black Friday.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

29,335 views • 7 months ago

Reminder on this Halloween: The undead horrors can't hurt you if you just shoot them.

Reminder on this Halloween: The undead horrors can't hurt you if you just shoot them.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨

29,474 views • 8 months ago

I'm convinced we were going to get female Space Marines in 11th edition, but Games Workshop pulled the plug after the Custodes disaster. I'm embracing my role as the Alex Jones of Warhammer fans at this point.

I'm convinced we were going to get female Space Marines in 11th edition, but Games Workshop pulled the plug after the Custodes disaster. I'm embracing my role as the Alex Jones of Warhammer fans at this point.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

11,604 views • 2 months ago

Editing this in was stuck in my head ever since I saw the Horus Heresy trailer.

Editing this in was stuck in my head ever since I saw the Horus Heresy trailer.

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

32,177 views • 1 year ago

But Norn Queen Kya told me Space Marines don't care about civilian lives and in fact hate humans! /s

But Norn Queen Kya told me Space Marines don't care about civilian lives and in fact hate humans! /s

Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber

16,063 views • 11 months ago