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Cows can sense earth quake and natural calamities. Now its proven that Cows can identify and stay away from frauds and criminals with bad intent.

Cows can sense earth quake and natural calamities. Now its proven that Cows can identify and stay away from frauds and criminals with bad intent.

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It requires great courage for an act like this. Kudos to Union Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan for visiting his constituency, in his home state, where he was MLA, CM for 18 years. In a cabinet full of cowards, you stand out Shivraj Singh Chouhan! Salute!

It requires great courage for an act like this. Kudos to Union Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan for visiting his constituency, in his home state, where he was MLA, CM for 18 years. In a cabinet full of cowards, you stand out Shivraj Singh Chouhan! Salute!

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India, the economy, its foreign policy, before and after Modi.

India, the economy, its foreign policy, before and after Modi.

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Visuals from Prime Minister Modi's constituency Kyoto alias Varanasi. This is what he has delivered for his own voters. Forget the rest of the country.

Visuals from Prime Minister Modi's constituency Kyoto alias Varanasi. This is what he has delivered for his own voters. Forget the rest of the country.

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Your car emits toxic fumes My plane emits Oxygen Your car has a combustion engine My plane runs on Photosynthesis Your car harms the environment My plane fixes the ozone layer

Your car emits toxic fumes My plane emits Oxygen Your car has a combustion engine My plane runs on Photosynthesis Your car harms the environment My plane fixes the ozone layer

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They made an entire film pushing a fictitious narrative that people in Kerala are being force-fed beef. Now in Haryana, a cow is allegedly force-fed alcohol. Absolute silence. No outrage from the self-appointed “Modi Bhakts” brigade. No statement from the RSS. No prime-time debates. Let’s not forget, Haryana has some of the most aggressive BJP-backed vigilantes who call themselves gaurakshaks, roaming with guns, stopping trucks, firing shots and extorting money in the name of cow protection. But when actual cruelty happens, suddenly everyone develops selective blindness. No complaint. No suo motu action. No police urgency. No court intervention. No bulldozers. So spare us the moral lectures. This “love for cows” seems as authentic as certain leaders’ degrees.

They made an entire film pushing a fictitious narrative that people in Kerala are being force-fed beef. Now in Haryana, a cow is allegedly force-fed alcohol. Absolute silence. No outrage from the self-appointed “Modi Bhakts” brigade. No statement from the RSS. No prime-time debates. Let’s not forget, Haryana has some of the most aggressive BJP-backed vigilantes who call themselves gaurakshaks, roaming with guns, stopping trucks, firing shots and extorting money in the name of cow protection. But when actual cruelty happens, suddenly everyone develops selective blindness. No complaint. No suo motu action. No police urgency. No court intervention. No bulldozers. So spare us the moral lectures. This “love for cows” seems as authentic as certain leaders’ degrees.

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Who did this? Can't be explained better. 😂😂😂

Who did this? Can't be explained better. 😂😂😂

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India has 132,596 votes in the IMF. Italy has 152,152 votes. Slightly more, fine. But it really pinches when even Italy didn’t support us, despite all the brotherhood and Modiji’s solid dosti with the Italian PM. Modiji even went out of the way to release those two Italian marines who had killed our fishermen. It truly hurts, yaar. Deeply!

India has 132,596 votes in the IMF. Italy has 152,152 votes. Slightly more, fine. But it really pinches when even Italy didn’t support us, despite all the brotherhood and Modiji’s solid dosti with the Italian PM. Modiji even went out of the way to release those two Italian marines who had killed our fishermen. It truly hurts, yaar. Deeply!

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Asian Paints CEO was wondering how was our GDP numbers arrived at because it doesn't connect with the reality in any way. We found the secret formula.

Asian Paints CEO was wondering how was our GDP numbers arrived at because it doesn't connect with the reality in any way. We found the secret formula.

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Yogi ended Mafia in UP. Meanwhile Mafia 👇🏽

Yogi ended Mafia in UP. Meanwhile Mafia 👇🏽

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World's first water soluble flyover @ Vile Parle, Mumbai Length: 800m Cost: 48.5 Cr Inaugurated on: March, 2024

World's first water soluble flyover @ Vile Parle, Mumbai Length: 800m Cost: 48.5 Cr Inaugurated on: March, 2024

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Dear Piyush Goyal, You need a memory jog. Here is Narendra Modi, the erstwhile CM of Gujarat, categorically declaring that he will never allow GST to be implemented in India.

Dear Piyush Goyal, You need a memory jog. Here is Narendra Modi, the erstwhile CM of Gujarat, categorically declaring that he will never allow GST to be implemented in India.

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Modi told Mark Zuckerberg in 2015, that India is a 8 Trillion Dollar Economy, and he wanted to take it to 20 trillion. A wise man once said "Modi's knowledge of economics can be written on the back of a postage stamp". If you still think that this person can lead India to progress, you should get your brain checked, provided there is one.

Modi told Mark Zuckerberg in 2015, that India is a 8 Trillion Dollar Economy, and he wanted to take it to 20 trillion. A wise man once said "Modi's knowledge of economics can be written on the back of a postage stamp". If you still think that this person can lead India to progress, you should get your brain checked, provided there is one.

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Piyush Goyal's son flew all the way from the US to cast his vote. Truly, the sacrifices we make for democracy! He’ll return to the US this week, tragically missing out on the Amrit Kaal his father and Modiji unleashed on us. Such a loss!

Piyush Goyal's son flew all the way from the US to cast his vote. Truly, the sacrifices we make for democracy! He’ll return to the US this week, tragically missing out on the Amrit Kaal his father and Modiji unleashed on us. Such a loss!

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Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time & wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

Modi: In my childhood, I visited Kolkata for the 1st time & wanted to see Metro Only 1 problem: Kolkata Metro started in 1984 when Modi was already 34 yrs old. Kabhi dekha hai 34 saal ka baccha

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Osaka train station in Japan wows passengers with 'holographic' waterfalls. Ashwini Vaishnaw went one step further to install 'hollow-graphic' technology real waterfall to excite passengers in Pune Railway station. Excited passengers were seen shooting reels!

Osaka train station in Japan wows passengers with 'holographic' waterfalls. Ashwini Vaishnaw went one step further to install 'hollow-graphic' technology real waterfall to excite passengers in Pune Railway station. Excited passengers were seen shooting reels!

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Mumbai Metro Aqua Line... Launched 6 days ago.. Seems like Modi named it to be honest about his work—always leaking!

Mumbai Metro Aqua Line... Launched 6 days ago.. Seems like Modi named it to be honest about his work—always leaking!

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People are planting Lotus in the mud to thank Narendra Modi ji for the world-class infra he built using space technology.

People are planting Lotus in the mud to thank Narendra Modi ji for the world-class infra he built using space technology.

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