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“33 genders, At least.” Then she gets one follow-up question: “What does the B in LGBT stand for?” The clip does the rest 😂

“33 genders, At least.” Then she gets one follow-up question: “What does the B in LGBT stand for?” The clip does the rest 😂

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A husband files for divorce the day after his wedding, and his wife tells the judge it's because he finally saw her without makeup. Judge: "That's kind of shallow, don't you think?" Husband: "That would be completely shallow, Your Honor, and it's not the reason at all." Then he explains what he found out after she fell asleep on their wedding night: a trust fund that never existed, parents who were actors, and a government name that wasn't the one on the marriage license. The judge starts asking her questions, and she starts having trouble with the answers.

A husband files for divorce the day after his wedding, and his wife tells the judge it's because he finally saw her without makeup. Judge: "That's kind of shallow, don't you think?" Husband: "That would be completely shallow, Your Honor, and it's not the reason at all." Then he explains what he found out after she fell asleep on their wedding night: a trust fund that never existed, parents who were actors, and a government name that wasn't the one on the marriage license. The judge starts asking her questions, and she starts having trouble with the answers.

479,235 görüntüleme • 3 gün önce

The Titanic never saw a wave like this. She went down on a sea as flat as glass, and this one is reported at about 82 feet, taller than an eight-story building. Nobody has confirmed that number, and some people watching think the whole clip is fake. If it's real, keep your eyes on the bow, because there is a crew behind it and their families had no idea this was happening. They're out there for a paycheck, and here's hoping a wave like this comes with hazard pay. Real or not, what would they have to pay you to stand on that bridge?

The Titanic never saw a wave like this. She went down on a sea as flat as glass, and this one is reported at about 82 feet, taller than an eight-story building. Nobody has confirmed that number, and some people watching think the whole clip is fake. If it's real, keep your eyes on the bow, because there is a crew behind it and their families had no idea this was happening. They're out there for a paycheck, and here's hoping a wave like this comes with hazard pay. Real or not, what would they have to pay you to stand on that bridge?

957,898 görüntüleme • 9 gün önce

Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan had himself shut inside a clear box beside a seal's breathing hole in Svalbard so he could film a polar bear hunt from ice level. She walked right past the hole and spent about 40 minutes treating him like the seal. Somewhere in there he stops being the guy filming the hunt and turns into the problem she's trying to solve.

Wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan had himself shut inside a clear box beside a seal's breathing hole in Svalbard so he could film a polar bear hunt from ice level. She walked right past the hole and spent about 40 minutes treating him like the seal. Somewhere in there he stops being the guy filming the hunt and turns into the problem she's trying to solve.

2,092,427 görüntüleme • 19 gün önce

Just when you think this guy has run out of liberal hypocrisy to parody, he finds one he hasn't touched yet. The liberal in this one accepts "I'm a woman" no matter the chromosomes, but draws the line at "I have Down syndrome" because... chromosomes.

Just when you think this guy has run out of liberal hypocrisy to parody, he finds one he hasn't touched yet. The liberal in this one accepts "I'm a woman" no matter the chromosomes, but draws the line at "I have Down syndrome" because... chromosomes.

510,541 görüntüleme • 6 gün önce

Hindu comedian hears Christians and Muslims talk about God and tries to add them to the list. “What does He look like?” “Does He have special powers?” “How do you talk to Him if you can’t see Him?” His attempt to make sense of monotheism is hilarious.

Hindu comedian hears Christians and Muslims talk about God and tries to add them to the list. “What does He look like?” “Does He have special powers?” “How do you talk to Him if you can’t see Him?” His attempt to make sense of monotheism is hilarious.

538,164 görüntüleme • 26 gün önce

Kindergarten teacher claims half the class raised their hands wanting to be a different gender. The kids who didn’t got sent to the corner and told to be quiet. Then had them pick brand new names and pronouns. One chose “Cookie” and “zir.” Now wants the school board to approve weekly legal name and gender changes in the classroom. Might be parody. If it’s real, it meets the definition of child abuse under the new parental rights mandates.

915,945 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

She got fired! 👏

She got fired! 👏

596,504 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Evangelist Bryce Crawford spent a week at Burning Man. Not to party — to preach. He told Shawn Ryan it was the darkest place he’s ever stood. Worse than the Satanic Temple, which he’d also evangelized in Salem. Seventy thousand people in the Nevada desert for a week straight. He wouldn’t get into most of what he saw. But he also said the conversations out there were some of the best of his life. People who came looking for something real, more open to talking about God than anyone he meets door to door. Would you send your kid on a mission trip to Burning Man?

Evangelist Bryce Crawford spent a week at Burning Man. Not to party — to preach. He told Shawn Ryan it was the darkest place he’s ever stood. Worse than the Satanic Temple, which he’d also evangelized in Salem. Seventy thousand people in the Nevada desert for a week straight. He wouldn’t get into most of what he saw. But he also said the conversations out there were some of the best of his life. People who came looking for something real, more open to talking about God than anyone he meets door to door. Would you send your kid on a mission trip to Burning Man?

350,814 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Something strange changed on the new stamps honoring America’s founders. Once you see it, you’re going to wonder why they did it.

Something strange changed on the new stamps honoring America’s founders. Once you see it, you’re going to wonder why they did it.

259,312 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Lara Logan asks a question nobody wants to think about: What happens if the midterms are stolen? Her answer goes somewhere much darker than the election.

Lara Logan asks a question nobody wants to think about: What happens if the midterms are stolen? Her answer goes somewhere much darker than the election.

150,829 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

It started with a baby crocodile small enough to swim in their bathtub. They took it home, fed it, and raised it like a pet. The problem with bringing home a baby crocodile is that eventually it stops being a baby. What they ended up living with is hard to believe.

It started with a baby crocodile small enough to swim in their bathtub. They took it home, fed it, and raised it like a pet. The problem with bringing home a baby crocodile is that eventually it stops being a baby. What they ended up living with is hard to believe.

136,271 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

They call her Islamophobic, so she pulls out the photos and makes her argument: Iran before and after the Islamic Revolution. Afghanistan before and after the Taliban. Then she turns to Europe and Michigan and asks a pretty straightforward question: How is any of this good for women? Watch the clip and hear her argument for yourself.

They call her Islamophobic, so she pulls out the photos and makes her argument: Iran before and after the Islamic Revolution. Afghanistan before and after the Taliban. Then she turns to Europe and Michigan and asks a pretty straightforward question: How is any of this good for women? Watch the clip and hear her argument for yourself.

105,790 görüntüleme • 26 gün önce

She asked him to define CRT with no buzzword and no conservative talking point. He led with Marcuse. She didn’t ban the history. The history he gave is the talking point: Marcuse to the Frankfurt School to Marxism, then DEI, the 1619 Project, and wokeism, treated as one lineage. CRT started in American law schools in the late 1970s with Derrick Bell, Kimberlé Crenshaw, and Richard Delgado. The Frankfurt School is an ancestor of critical theory. It is not where CRT was written. In his own words, it came down to judging people by skin instead of character, reading law through a racial lens instead of a legal one. What that’s actually gesturing at: racism as structural, not just personal. Color-blind law treated as not enough on its own. He also added things the literature doesn’t say. Spinoza is not in CRT’s founding texts. “Melanin content” as a ranking of worth is his paraphrase, not a line from any of them. Then he asked how he did.

She asked him to define CRT with no buzzword and no conservative talking point. He led with Marcuse. She didn’t ban the history. The history he gave is the talking point: Marcuse to the Frankfurt School to Marxism, then DEI, the 1619 Project, and wokeism, treated as one lineage. CRT started in American law schools in the late 1970s with Derrick Bell, Kimberlé Crenshaw, and Richard Delgado. The Frankfurt School is an ancestor of critical theory. It is not where CRT was written. In his own words, it came down to judging people by skin instead of character, reading law through a racial lens instead of a legal one. What that’s actually gesturing at: racism as structural, not just personal. Color-blind law treated as not enough on its own. He also added things the literature doesn’t say. Spinoza is not in CRT’s founding texts. “Melanin content” as a ranking of worth is his paraphrase, not a line from any of them. Then he asked how he did.

178,446 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Jonathan Kite’s Anthony Bourdain impressions are criminally underrated. This Outback Steakhouse one might be the best of the series — the voice, the cadence, that perfect mix of dry contempt and reluctant appreciation. “A carnivorous caricature of Australian kitsch, where the only thing authentic is the accent in the commercials.” He’s got a whole series of these.

Jonathan Kite’s Anthony Bourdain impressions are criminally underrated. This Outback Steakhouse one might be the best of the series — the voice, the cadence, that perfect mix of dry contempt and reluctant appreciation. “A carnivorous caricature of Australian kitsch, where the only thing authentic is the accent in the commercials.” He’s got a whole series of these.

201,540 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

Spotted in the wild: Beatboxer takes the mic at the airport counter. And suddenly nobody cares how long the flight is delayed. 😂 This guy understood the assignment.

Spotted in the wild: Beatboxer takes the mic at the airport counter. And suddenly nobody cares how long the flight is delayed. 😂 This guy understood the assignment.

69,906 görüntüleme • 28 gün önce

When the cultural appropriation script hits a fatal error: This is like watching a computer glitch.

When the cultural appropriation script hits a fatal error: This is like watching a computer glitch.

79,270 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

Every logo should have to pass one final test: Show it to a 13-year-old boy. If he starts laughing and refuses to explain why, redesign it. Apparently nobody in this compilation thought of that.

42,476 görüntüleme • 26 gün önce

These kids are listening to country and dancing like they’re in a hip-hop video. On the Aug. 8 Billboard Hot 100, country took all five top spots for the first time ever. Are you seeing kids move like this to country music?

These kids are listening to country and dancing like they’re in a hip-hop video. On the Aug. 8 Billboard Hot 100, country took all five top spots for the first time ever. Are you seeing kids move like this to country music?

91,494 görüntüleme • 2 ay önce

This is mostly a good-news account with a little politics mixed in. But I couldn’t not post this out of principle. I’ve never seen anything like it before in my life, and if it’s scientifically possible, I’d like to never see it again.😂

This is mostly a good-news account with a little politics mixed in. But I couldn’t not post this out of principle. I’ve never seen anything like it before in my life, and if it’s scientifically possible, I’d like to never see it again.😂

44,562 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce

I watched this three times and still couldn’t keep up. It starts with “banana” and somehow turns into a full beatboxing lesson. Millennials are next level.

I watched this three times and still couldn’t keep up. It starts with “banana” and somehow turns into a full beatboxing lesson. Millennials are next level.

42,122 görüntüleme • 1 ay önce