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New: Joe Rogan was left completely stunned after devout Christian Joe Eszterhas exposed who Jesus Christ really was: ROGAN: “If you live your life by the teachings of Jesus Christ you will be a better person.” ESZTERHAS: “We’ve created this narrative that Jesus was just this nice, non violent guy. That wasn’t the case. He’s the man who said I come not to bring peace, but a sword.” ROGAN: “That’s the problem with human beings adding their own interpretations to an ancient story.” ESZTERHAS: “Church gospels get all their information from secondhand accounts. They don’t know who actually saw Jesus firsthand so they just took the names like Luke, John, and Matthew.” ROGAN: “No way, I had no idea.” ESZTERHAS: “Absolutely 100%. The churches even admit it at this point.”
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Joe Rogan confronted by Harland Williams about how he would react if his daughter was on OnlyFans: ROGAN: “10% of girls from age 18-24 are now on there. I haven’t been on that website.” WILLIAMS: “I went on there for 2 hours straight and had to log off. It’s too much.” ROGAN: “Do you think if you were a woman you’d be selling yourself on there?” WILLIAMS: “It’s a moral dilemma. It becomes a question of how much your dignity and soul are worth.” ROGAN: “It’s tough because you won’t feel good about yourself, but you might be making $300,000 per month. Then you’re stuck because the money’s too good to quit.” WILLIAMS: “How would you feel if your daughter was on there?” ROGAN: “I would feel like a complete failure as a father.”
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New: Joe Rogan leaves NASA astrophysicist Michelle Thaller completely stuck after asking her a deep question about the reality of time: ROGAN: “The weirdest thing that I’ve ever heard anybody say is that all time exists currently.” THALLER: “That’s Albert Einstein.” ROGAN: “When we measure time what exactly are we measuring? When we create a clock that runs 24 hours per day what is it measuring?” THALLER: “That’s a deep question. That question caused everything in physics to fall apart.” ROGAN: “I still don’t understand what we’re measuring.” THALLER: “I don’t think I have an answer for you. I don’t think anybody does.”
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New: Joe Rogan gets in serious debate with Harland Williams over why the US should not be at war with Iran: ROGAN: “I don’t like this Iran war thing.” WILLIAMS: “You don’t like the idea of preventing Iran from having a nuclear weapon? That’s a pretty good concept.” ROGAN: “I don’t want Afghanistan 2.0 where we end up being stuck there for 20 years and milk American taxpayers in the process.” WILLIAMS: “We’re preventing a rebel country from getting a bomb that can destroy parts of our planet. I think it’s worth it.” ROGAN: “In theory yes, but the truth is Iran was not close or even capable of having a nuclear weapon.” WILLIAMS: “They were pursuing it though.” ROGAN: “This is Israel’s war. I get why they want this conflict, but I don’t know if it’s a good thing for America.”
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Joe Rogan very uncomfortable after Harland Williams forces him to take his shirt off mid-episode: ROGAN: “I workout.” WILLIAMS: “You are ripped can we please take your shirt off?” ROGAN: “For what reason?” WILLIAMS: “You have a beautiful body and none of us get to see it. I would love it if you showed us.” ROGAN: *takes shirt off* WILLIAMS: “Your chest is stunning and I’m not gay by the way.” ROGAN: “Are you okay?”
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New: Joe Rogan visibly disturbed as Tom Segura brings up Uday Hussein who was the most evil man to ever live: SEGURA: “I was reading about brutal dictators like Idi Amin, Mussolini, and Stalin. Uday Hussein was darker than all of them.” ROGAN: “He would steal women that were getting married and feed them to his dogs.” SEGURA: “He once killed a chef for oversalting his food.” ROGAN: “200 people per year would die at his parties.” SEGURA: “He would shoot people in the head at his parties if they didn’t laugh hard enough at his jokes.” ROGAN: “Holy f*ck.”
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Joe Rogan speechless after learning from NASA astrophysicist Michelle Thaller that aliens use “Quantum Entanglement” to travel instantaneously: THALLER: “I don’t want your listeners to think I’m saying something stupid.” ROGAN: “It’s not stupid. Quantum entanglement just means two things can be connected regardless of the physical distance apart.” THALLER: “It’s real. Space and time don’t matter. Aliens would be able to respond to each other instantaneously because they’re entangled.” ROGAN: “This is so bananas. So then what are humans entangled to?” THALLER: “If humans all came from The Big Bang does that mean we’re connected to everything in the universe in some way?” ROGAN: “You think this is how some super advanced intelligent life form would travel?” THALLER: “It would make a lot more sense than using a spaceship.”
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Joe Rogan dies of laughter after his producer Jamie exposed Eric Weinstein for being a fake expert on music: Context: Eric said Allan Holdsworth was a way better guitar player than Van Halen. Jamie plays a clip from Holdsworth and it was quite the let down. We’ll let you listen and judge for yourself. WEINSTEIN: “My guitar friends salivate over this.” ROGAN: “They need help.” JAMIE: “It’s dogsh*t.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂” JAMIE: “I apologize sir.” WEINSTEIN: “I’m not coming on this show anymore. Jamie you’re going to have a lot of music nerds mad at you.” JAMIE: “Most people will agree with me.” ROGAN: “I’m with Jamie on this one.”
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Joe Rogan has an intense argument with Harland Williams over whether or not aliens have been living in our oceans: ROGAN: “There are 5 bases under the ocean that UFOs are flying in and out of.” WILLIAMS: “You really believe that?” ROGAN: “That’s the best place to hide. We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean.” WILLIAMS: “Why would this super intelligent life form choose to live 3 miles under the ocean where’s there’s a ton of pressure?” ROGAN: “They’re so advanced that they have a gravity bubble so the pressure doesn’t affect them.” WILLIAMS: “I’m skeptical.” ROGAN: “You seem like controlled opposition.”
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Joe Rogan tells billionaire Marc Andreessen why Socialism is the ultimate scam that only benefits poor lazy people: ROGAN: “It’s never worked ever.” ANDREESSEN: “If I work twice as hard as you why should we both get an equal slice?” ROGAN: “The beautiful thing about America is you can work 20 hours a day and achieve something spectacular.” ANDREESSEN: “Anyone that’s been apart of a group project in school knows there’s one kid who does all the work and the entire group gets credit. That’s not fair.” ROGAN: “Socialism kills motivation which is everything for people that achieve things. Nobody achieves anything spectacular without some sort of motivation that there will be a worthwhile reward at the end.”
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New: Joe Rogan speechless after a moment of human genius on Wheel of Fortune with Eric Weinstein: Context: Woman solves 27 letter answer with only 1 letter already being filled in. We won’t spoil the answer so you can see if you would’ve figured it out. ROGAN: “That’s insane. That lady’s a wizard.” WEINSTEIN: “That lady is what I want to do with my life. That’s what great physics looks like. It’s fully irresponsible, yet genius at the same time.”
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New: Joe Rogan tells Marcus King why he stopped drinking for 8 months: ROGAN: “Drinking alcohol is like taking a loan out just to have a good time right now in the moment and eventually you have to pay that loan back.” KING: “And you have to pay it back with interest.”
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Joe Rogan shows extreme concern for college students with Tom Segura as they realize AI will take all of their jobs and leave them with all of the debt: ROGAN: “Professors don’t even know if being a coder is going to be a thing in 5 years.” SEGURA: “This is like getting mad about Email. It’s not going away.” ROGAN: “College graduates apparently hate it. AI is great until there’s no jobs left for humans.” SEGURA: “You can’t just reject it. You have to learn how to use AI so you can get a job managing it.” ROGAN: “That might not matter. AI is going to get so good that it can manage itself. Humans will be irrelevant.” SEGURA: “College tuition is so expensive now. These kids are getting in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of debt.” ROGAN: “Student loan debt is the only type of debt you can’t clear through bankruptcy. It’s f*cked.”
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Joe Rogan & missing persons expert David Paulides on all the vanished scientists: ROGAN: “What do you think is going on with these people?” PAULIDES: “Dogs are always able to find the person. I have 1500 cases where the dog loses interest in tracking. That’s totally outside the normal behavior of a dog.” ROGAN: “That happened recently to this female scientist involved with propulsion research. She was hiking with her friend and all of a sudden she was just gone. The dogs couldn’t find her.” PAULIDES: “There’s something bigger going on here. You’re 100% right. Her disappearance doesn’t make any sense.”
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New: Joe Rogan gets called feminine by neuroscientist Julia Mossbridge: JULIA: “You’re a deep listener which is a feminine trait.” ROGAN: “I don’t think it’s feminine.” JULIA: “Women are better listeners than men.” ROGAN: “I don’t think so.” JULIA: “You might be right.”
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Joe Rogan explains to John Fogerty how record labels took most of his money: FOGERTY: “We sold 100 million records and made $8 million dollars.” ROGAN: “How much was a record?” FOGERTY: “Four bucks.” ROGAN: “You guys made $400 million dollars and only got to see $8 million.”
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New: Joe Rogan reacts to the JPMorgan scandal being fake w/ Shane Gillis: ROGAN: “They said that lady Lorna Hajdini forced a guy to f*ck her. It’s fake.” GILLIS: “An Indian guy made the claims?” ROGAN: “Yep. She was hot.” GILLIS: “It reads like a h*rny Indian guy wrote it.”
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New: Joe Rogan reacts to the mass shootings in Austin, Texas with billionaire Marc Andreessen: ANDREESSEN: “Flock Safety and ShotSpotter are automated policing technologies used by law enforcement to detect gunfire in real time. They couldn’t track the shooters in Austin because they turned off Flock for political reasons.” ROGAN: “What political reasons?” ANDREESSEN: “Some cities think they’re racist technologies that will target people of color and disadvantaged groups.” ROGAN: “Oh boy woke politics are really fun. The other problem with this is people are going to think this mass shooting was organized by Flock so they could get reinstated in Austin to bring in the surveillance state. I guarantee people are going to say we’re shills for Flock and are promoting a surveillance state. That’s the problem now that whenever there’s a mass shooting we just assume it’s a false flag. That’s where we’re at as a society.”
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New: Joe Rogan reacts to Ilhan Omar saying “World War Eleven” w/ Brian Simpson: SIMPSON: “Who’s Ilhan Omar?” ROGAN: “She’s the Congresswoman from Minnesota being accused of the Somali daycare fraud. She read WWII as World War Eleven. How do you say that?It’s kind of adorable.”
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