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I just saw this video of JD Vance “running” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂

I just saw this video of JD Vance “running” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂

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‘So, I just wanna say H2O is essentially water… I’ve been seeing that term, H2O, and I just wanna say, that essentially means water.’

‘So, I just wanna say H2O is essentially water… I’ve been seeing that term, H2O, and I just wanna say, that essentially means water.’

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We’re really fucking doing this again? Really? Fucking really?

We’re really fucking doing this again? Really? Fucking really?

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Her pause in the middle is giving: ‘And don’t you dare interrupt me again little boy, are we clear?’

Her pause in the middle is giving: ‘And don’t you dare interrupt me again little boy, are we clear?’

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My son had a baseball game tonight in a Jersey town a lot less red than my own, and as my daughter and I pulled into a store for the requisite game snacks, a lovely and kind woman saw us and she said she enjoyed the things I write on here. And honestly, with the amount of hate I get on here (yes trolls, bravo) it was just so wonderful to hear. And so, if she’s out there and happens to read this, my little girl said it made her “feel proud of her mom”, so thank you for that. And thank you for your kindness. It meant the world to me. ❤️ Oh, and my boy got a huge hit too. So, it was a 10/10 kind of night.

My son had a baseball game tonight in a Jersey town a lot less red than my own, and as my daughter and I pulled into a store for the requisite game snacks, a lovely and kind woman saw us and she said she enjoyed the things I write on here. And honestly, with the amount of hate I get on here (yes trolls, bravo) it was just so wonderful to hear. And so, if she’s out there and happens to read this, my little girl said it made her “feel proud of her mom”, so thank you for that. And thank you for your kindness. It meant the world to me. ❤️ Oh, and my boy got a huge hit too. So, it was a 10/10 kind of night.

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - George Orwell, 1984

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - George Orwell, 1984

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Hey MAGA — tell me, if Gaetz didn’t do anything wrong, why can’t we see the report?

Hey MAGA — tell me, if Gaetz didn’t do anything wrong, why can’t we see the report?

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When my son was little, after he’d successfully used the potty, he’d march into the kitchen, all proud of himself for not pooping his pants, and announce to anyone who’d listen, that he was a “big boy.”

When my son was little, after he’d successfully used the potty, he’d march into the kitchen, all proud of himself for not pooping his pants, and announce to anyone who’d listen, that he was a “big boy.”

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Can now confirm — President Biden does in fact, smell like hot chocolate on a snowstorm night. ☺️

Can now confirm — President Biden does in fact, smell like hot chocolate on a snowstorm night. ☺️

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Donald Trump said today that gas is down to “$1.99” in “three states” right now. Bull. Fucking. Shit. 👇

Donald Trump said today that gas is down to “$1.99” in “three states” right now. Bull. Fucking. Shit. 👇

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“I promise you, most Americans aren’t too worried about the government shutting down…” Really, Marjorie Taylor Greene? Is that so? Let’s see about that, shall we. Who else is worried about the government shutting down? ✋

“I promise you, most Americans aren’t too worried about the government shutting down…” Really, Marjorie Taylor Greene? Is that so? Let’s see about that, shall we. Who else is worried about the government shutting down? ✋

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Your reminder on this #FlagDay — this is what MAGA thinks of our Flag. They tossed OUR Flag, for his. This is how much they “love” our country.

Your reminder on this #FlagDay — this is what MAGA thinks of our Flag. They tossed OUR Flag, for his. This is how much they “love” our country.

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Mood upon hearing the news of Tucker Carlson being canned by Fox:

Mood upon hearing the news of Tucker Carlson being canned by Fox:

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If you’re outraged about Ukrainian flags being waved on the floor of the House, wait until I tell you about the time the Jan. 6th terrorists ripped the American flag down at the Capitol and replaced it with a Trump flag. That’ll really blow your mind.

If you’re outraged about Ukrainian flags being waved on the floor of the House, wait until I tell you about the time the Jan. 6th terrorists ripped the American flag down at the Capitol and replaced it with a Trump flag. That’ll really blow your mind.

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If Donald Trump has been “exonerated” by the Epstein files, then Jim Jones was running a juice cleanse, Ted Bundy just had a bad dating profile, and Jeffrey Dahmer was beta-testing a bold new tasting menu.

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And again… Pete Buttigieg… ‘Sorry, I couldn’t make that out, can you please repeat it a couple of times so I can really make you look like an asshole when you’re done? Thank you.’ 😂

And again… Pete Buttigieg… ‘Sorry, I couldn’t make that out, can you please repeat it a couple of times so I can really make you look like an asshole when you’re done? Thank you.’ 😂

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Assistant president Poopy Pants has a sad.

Assistant president Poopy Pants has a sad.

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Making a hammering motion while attacking Nancy Pelosi. Is this that new “humbled tone” CNN keeps telling me about?

Making a hammering motion while attacking Nancy Pelosi. Is this that new “humbled tone” CNN keeps telling me about?

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While Joe Biden was beginning his fight against cancer, Trump was telling people not to feel sorry for him. Never forget how deranged and hateful Trump truly is. Also, fuck you Ari. There’s something wrong with Trump and we all deserve to know what it is. You know that damn well.

While Joe Biden was beginning his fight against cancer, Trump was telling people not to feel sorry for him. Never forget how deranged and hateful Trump truly is. Also, fuck you Ari. There’s something wrong with Trump and we all deserve to know what it is. You know that damn well.

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Dear Joe Biden — thank you sir. Thank you for everything. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your historic accomplishments. Thank you for your heart. Thank you for changing my idea of what was possible and for reminding me of why the hardest things were always the most worth doing. The bleep is my hometown. Because — well, Trump.

Dear Joe Biden — thank you sir. Thank you for everything. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your historic accomplishments. Thank you for your heart. Thank you for changing my idea of what was possible and for reminding me of why the hardest things were always the most worth doing. The bleep is my hometown. Because — well, Trump.

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It’s still Lake Ontario, you fat orange fuck.

It’s still Lake Ontario, you fat orange fuck.

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Donald Trump needs to keep Dolly Parton’s good name out of his stupid f’ng mouth.

Donald Trump needs to keep Dolly Parton’s good name out of his stupid f’ng mouth.

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How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

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How the fuck is this reality.

How the fuck is this reality.

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We have $900 million fucking dollars to gild the White House, but nothing for kids with cancer?

We have $900 million fucking dollars to gild the White House, but nothing for kids with cancer?

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MAGA lost their minds when Pete Buttigieg took time off to be with his newborn babies, but Sean Duffy films a grift-a-thon reality show, and suddenly they’ve got nothing to say.

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MAGA lost their minds when Pete Buttigieg took time off to be with his newborn babies, but Sean Duffy films a grift-a-thon reality show, and suddenly they’ve got nothing to say.

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I’m sure Jabba the Gut does NOT want anyone talking about his weight gain. So whatever you do, don’t share this video about it. 🤫

I’m sure Jabba the Gut does NOT want anyone talking about his weight gain. So whatever you do, don’t share this video about it. 🤫

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I’m all out of fucks.

I’m all out of fucks.

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Compare and contrast these two responses.

Compare and contrast these two responses.

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Why won’t they tell us where this f’ng mystery meat is coming from?!? 👀

Why won’t they tell us where this f’ng mystery meat is coming from?!? 👀

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No endorsement left to chase, no reelection left to save, no little scrap of political survival left to bargain for. The cage door was open, the leash was on the floor, and Cassidy still picked the fucking thing up with his teeth.

No endorsement left to chase, no reelection left to save, no little scrap of political survival left to bargain for. The cage door was open, the leash was on the floor, and Cassidy still picked the fucking thing up with his teeth.

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They’re gonna deport children who were born here in the interest of “national security”, but the guy who kept our nuclear secrets in his fucking bathroom gets to be president.

They’re gonna deport children who were born here in the interest of “national security”, but the guy who kept our nuclear secrets in his fucking bathroom gets to be president.

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Who the fuck is Natalie Harp?

Who the fuck is Natalie Harp?

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We will always love you, Dolly. ✨

We will always love you, Dolly. ✨

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Here’s what I have to say about Michael Cohen…

Here’s what I have to say about Michael Cohen…

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She fucking hates him.

She fucking hates him.

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Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

Oh this is fucking hilarious. 😂

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Beyond fucking parody. 😂

Beyond fucking parody. 😂

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Holy shit! Is she getting even crazier?

Holy shit! Is she getting even crazier?

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If you put these two clips side by side and still say you’d rather have Putin’s bumbling bitch at the helm, you’re a fucking idiot.

If you put these two clips side by side and still say you’d rather have Putin’s bumbling bitch at the helm, you’re a fucking idiot.

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