Assistant president Poopy Pants has a sad.

I’m betting on Trump! Once a poopy pants, always... a poopy pants 💩show more

JUST IN: Republican Senator Ted Cruz claims President Joe... Biden travels with extra pairs of pants in case he poops himself. Big and stinky if true. “We have a president of the United States who, his team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants.” Video: The Post Millennialshow more

Now that’s Fitzy’s gone, poopy pants Pasha Eshghi can... finally smile on Game Notes againshow more

justin bieber's pants literally fell off😭. this is turning sad.

Look look i make a poopy hehe

Don’t be a poopy girl 🎬 Veronica Yasin

What a sad wank boxing has become

That was a foul on Bernardo. The assistant has... no shame.show more

🫠 MOTHERv3 has learned a sad fact 🫠

Lyra has them pants! 👖 (Bill Wurtz - Hello... Sexy Pants)show more

The president of Dubai has to be one of... the few presidents that doesn’t walk around with security, even his assistant don’t use any W3apons.show more

This mechanic has a unique assistant helping him work... on the car.show more

A sad Russian reports that their dugout has been hit.

This makes me sad he has a really big heart

Senior assistant has exciting developments to report.

Mullin: President Hegeth—Secretary Hegseth has a great relationship with... President Trump. President Hegseth has been there.show more

BREAKING: President Trump announces he has chosen the new... Assistant Attorney General for fraud across the country. “He’s fantastic. We’re going through a process. He’s very tough, smart and fair.” He will announce who it is soon.show more

Firebird(2021) broke me it has such a sad ending... 😢 🏳️‍🌈show more