Assistant president Poopy Pants has a sad.

I’m betting on Trump! Once a poopy pants, always... a poopy pants 💩show more

JUST IN: Republican Senator Ted Cruz claims President Joe... Biden travels with extra pairs of pants in case he poops himself. Big and stinky if true. “We have a president of the United States who, his team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants.” Video: The Post Millennialshow more

Now that’s Fitzy’s gone, poopy pants Pasha Eshghi can... finally smile on Game Notes againshow more

justin bieber's pants literally fell off😭. this is turning sad.

Look look i make a poopy hehe

Wish I had the opposite view (looking into turn... 3) to show my 160mph apron adventure, but here is the poopy pants moment of the day from yesterday.show more

What a sad wank boxing has become

Don’t be a poopy girl 🎬 Veronica Yasin

That was a foul on Bernardo. The assistant has... no shame.show more

Lyra has them pants! 👖 (Bill Wurtz - Hello... Sexy Pants)show more

🫠 MOTHERv3 has learned a sad fact 🫠

The president of Dubai has to be one of... the few presidents that doesn’t walk around with security, even his assistant don’t use any W3apons.show more

This mechanic has a unique assistant helping him work... on the car.show more

A sad Russian reports that their dugout has been hit.

This makes me sad he has a really big heart

Senior assistant has exciting developments to report.

Mullin: President Hegeth—Secretary Hegseth has a great relationship with... President Trump. President Hegseth has been there.show more

Firebird(2021) broke me it has such a sad ending... 😢 🏳️‍🌈show more

BREAKING: President Trump announces he has chosen the new... Assistant Attorney General for fraud across the country. “He’s fantastic. We’re going through a process. He’s very tough, smart and fair.” He will announce who it is soon.show more