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I'm sure their fathers are really proud of them...

I'm sure their fathers are really proud of them...

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“Oh nothing just flying with my special ed child and using it as an opportunity to show how racist White people are for my own self gratification and attention” Also I mean, does autism really give an excuse for you to just let your kid do that on a plane ?

“Oh nothing just flying with my special ed child and using it as an opportunity to show how racist White people are for my own self gratification and attention” Also I mean, does autism really give an excuse for you to just let your kid do that on a plane ?

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A disgusted Chinese cop in Shenzhen told a man in a skirt to get lost or get arrested for his degenerate behavior. This is how every cop in the West should react.

A disgusted Chinese cop in Shenzhen told a man in a skirt to get lost or get arrested for his degenerate behavior. This is how every cop in the West should react.

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Your H-1B replacement, folks! Now imagine 1 million of these people moving in a year.

Your H-1B replacement, folks! Now imagine 1 million of these people moving in a year.

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Big Scandal in New York right now happening as it was discovered that Jews had secretly built underground tunnels beneath their synagogues. What were they doing with these underground tunnels? What were they used for?

Big Scandal in New York right now happening as it was discovered that Jews had secretly built underground tunnels beneath their synagogues. What were they doing with these underground tunnels? What were they used for?

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Never relax

Never relax

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Well… at least we all aren’t speaking German.

Well… at least we all aren’t speaking German.

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“We must celebrate that White people are finally the minority in London, but there’s still more to do.” -Bill Maher

“We must celebrate that White people are finally the minority in London, but there’s still more to do.” -Bill Maher

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Making these violent barbarians smash rocks for nine hours a day, six days a week, so they've got no chance to indulge in their barbarism, would really help fix this problem. Those who refuse get thrown in solitary confinement until they've served every last bit of their time.

Making these violent barbarians smash rocks for nine hours a day, six days a week, so they've got no chance to indulge in their barbarism, would really help fix this problem. Those who refuse get thrown in solitary confinement until they've served every last bit of their time.

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Behold, the consequences of birthright citizenship. These parasites would be in the fields harvesting crops with their bare hands in their own craphole nation. but nooooo… Instead, they are here, destroying another American neighborhood with their mere presence.

Behold, the consequences of birthright citizenship. These parasites would be in the fields harvesting crops with their bare hands in their own craphole nation. but nooooo… Instead, they are here, destroying another American neighborhood with their mere presence.

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When solid 7 White girls are taking out your trash, you know things aren’t going too hot in the Golden Age Economy.

When solid 7 White girls are taking out your trash, you know things aren’t going too hot in the Golden Age Economy.

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Ghetto road rager gets painted like a Cheeto.

Ghetto road rager gets painted like a Cheeto.

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Yeah, as usual, you're trying to stir up trouble while everyone else is just minding their own business and having a good time.

Yeah, as usual, you're trying to stir up trouble while everyone else is just minding their own business and having a good time.

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This Jewish doctor says that white births falling below 50% is a “historic milestone.”

This Jewish doctor says that white births falling below 50% is a “historic milestone.”

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Guatemalan invader, probably collecting and living off of US Government assistance and food stamps—caught on video scamming money out of the recycling centers. And just think, The Democrats say we should open up our borders and import a million more just like him.

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Guatemalan invader, probably collecting and living off of US Government assistance and food stamps—caught on video scamming money out of the recycling centers. And just think, The Democrats say we should open up our borders and import a million more just like him.

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Sitting jackass out here wearing war paint at Denny's. Getting ready to go to war with a grand slam platter.

Sitting jackass out here wearing war paint at Denny's. Getting ready to go to war with a grand slam platter.

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White kid beats Black kids; clearly he must be cheating!

White kid beats Black kids; clearly he must be cheating!

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German water ways are about to become open sewage system thanks to its new migrant population.

German water ways are about to become open sewage system thanks to its new migrant population.

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A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group. This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the media because they did a great job of keeping it covered up for as long as they could. This is an anti-White hate crime, and these “teens” will probably end up getting a slap on the wrist. Had the roles been reversed, we’d be seeing George Floyd tier riots and national demands for extreme Justice. They have literally conditioned us to just accept that this is what White people deserve.

A 17-year-old White male teenager was beaten to death by a dozen black “teens” in Vegas on November 1st. The young White boy was murdered because he tried to stop his friend from being mugged by this same group. This happened twelve days ago, and it’s just now leaking to the media because they did a great job of keeping it covered up for as long as they could. This is an anti-White hate crime, and these “teens” will probably end up getting a slap on the wrist. Had the roles been reversed, we’d be seeing George Floyd tier riots and national demands for extreme Justice. They have literally conditioned us to just accept that this is what White people deserve.

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This is why you just can't have nice and convenient things. This is why you'll soon be scanning a QR code to receive your soda.

This is why you just can't have nice and convenient things. This is why you'll soon be scanning a QR code to receive your soda.

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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.
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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.

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4,836,594 views • 10 days ago

Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.
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Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.

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2,102,824 views • 13 days ago

Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
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Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:

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2,492,728 views • 22 days ago

I am absolutely aghast. The Bible museum in DC has the Dead Sea scrolls on loan from the state of Israel. As part of this loan agreement, Israel required that the museum remove the term “BC,” as in “Before Christ,” to refer to the years in the exhibit. They are mandated to use CE because they find the name of Christ so offensive. “Judeo-Christian” values are a myth. There is no such thing. Israel only uses the term to manipulate Christian America into doing what they want.
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I am absolutely aghast. The Bible museum in DC has the Dead Sea scrolls on loan from the state of Israel. As part of this loan agreement, Israel required that the museum remove the term “BC,” as in “Before Christ,” to refer to the years in the exhibit. They are mandated to use CE because they find the name of Christ so offensive. “Judeo-Christian” values are a myth. There is no such thing. Israel only uses the term to manipulate Christian America into doing what they want.

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865,409 views • 12 days ago

Remember when Scott Adams was canceled for saying, "No one wants to be around this"? It's amazing how the “American dream” is entirely contingent on making enough money to get the heck away from this.
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Remember when Scott Adams was canceled for saying, "No one wants to be around this"? It's amazing how the “American dream” is entirely contingent on making enough money to get the heck away from this.

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1,025,381 views • 15 days ago

Male cop almost dies because his worthless female partner is no where to be found nor does she even react when he gets stabbed. GET WOMEN OUT OF THE FIELD!
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Male cop almost dies because his worthless female partner is no where to be found nor does she even react when he gets stabbed. GET WOMEN OUT OF THE FIELD!

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29,019,801 views • 10 months ago

Too many Germans having fun, let's sprinkle in some migrants with machetes.
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Too many Germans having fun, let's sprinkle in some migrants with machetes.

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1,717,410 views • 1 month ago

These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.
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These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.

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10,255,500 views • 6 months ago

This is why you have to scan your membership card at Costco. This is why they removed the onion and relish dispenser at the Costco food court. This is why Costco should raise its membership fee. You can't have anything nice or convenient.
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This is why you have to scan your membership card at Costco. This is why they removed the onion and relish dispenser at the Costco food court. This is why Costco should raise its membership fee. You can't have anything nice or convenient.

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15,310,882 views • 9 months ago

"We cut it every couple of weeks." There goes the neighborhood.
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"We cut it every couple of weeks." There goes the neighborhood.

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1,361,418 views • 1 month ago

With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.

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17,522,026 views • 1 year ago

They kicked the random white man in the face while saying “black lives matter.” None of them got prison time.
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They kicked the random white man in the face while saying “black lives matter.” None of them got prison time.

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1,673,200 views • 2 months ago

As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...

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34,679,054 views • 2 years ago

Where is the father?
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Where is the father?

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41,059,709 views • 2 years ago

A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.
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A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.

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11,522,702 views • 1 year ago

What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:
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What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:

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11,338,478 views • 1 year ago

These are the boys you're calling to fix your roof after you wanted to save a few bucks using Juan and Javier.
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These are the boys you're calling to fix your roof after you wanted to save a few bucks using Juan and Javier.

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178,422 views • 9 days ago

This reporter approached the wrong dude to ask about “diversity.” The reporter’s head was about to explode.
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This reporter approached the wrong dude to ask about “diversity.” The reporter’s head was about to explode.

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1,349,091 views • 2 months ago

Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.
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Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.

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21,211,134 views • 1 year ago

You think Israelis smashing Jesus statues is rare in Israel? Think again… watch this.
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You think Israelis smashing Jesus statues is rare in Israel? Think again… watch this.

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2,025,528 views • 2 months ago