
Lauren Witzke
@LaurenWitzkeDE • 262,160 subscribers
Christ First ✝️ | Film Producer & Writer @noahsarkscans & @DiedSuddenly_| I help find funding for the Right: Over $20 Million in 4 years 🫡
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5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.
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Oh look, an ironic metaphor portraying how they also stop societal progress.
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Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
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Imagine busting your butt off and forking over every last dime to live in Newport Beach, a nice upper-class neighborhood in Orange County, on top of getting raped by California taxes, only for the ghetto enrichment to come crawling right to your doorstep.
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These are the actual faces of Minnesota’s daycare owners… And yes, this is real.
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Men generally stay calm under pressure, making light of hiccups. But of course, the lone woman here immediately panics and starts bitching, not even realizing that panicking, bitching, or crying doesn’t help the situation whatsoever. Now imagine this dynamic playing out on the battlefield, on a police response, or in another emergency.
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With parenting like this, it's no wonder there's a community full of Karmelo's out there.
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As your silver-haired Maverick pilots retire, meet his new replacement...
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Women’s “equality” in male-dominated work fields summed up into one video:
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A Black man has some colorful tips and tricks on how to avoid traffic jams.
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What a century of “living without the oppression of White people” looks like:
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Just another reminder to all dads out there to really pay attention to their daughters.
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