
Lauren Witzke
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5 years ago, we had brilliant conservative female thought leaders like Michelle Malkin blowing the lid open on mass migration and pissing off CPAC donors so badly that she was never invited back. Now? Conservative female talking heads are just a bunch of shallow, disgusting skanks spewing low-IQ takes about Muslims. Disgusting.
Lauren Witzke46,220,860 次观看 • 2 个月前

Good morning from the outer rims of Noah’s ark! Core drilling has begun and the Big Bang Evolutionists are already on damage control mode. No other study in the history of the Durupinar site has been conducted with official permits and oversight of Turkish Universities. Some of the most brilliant minds in the world are a part of this 2026 Expedition. This is the only study that matters. When we are done, University curriculums will need to be re-written, and Darwinism will be dismantled. This is the place where creation began anew.
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Yesterday, Noah’s Ark Scans released Dr. Bakhtar’s report confirming that whatever lies beneath the surface of the boat-shaped formation is NOT geological and is a manmade structure. The evidence is overwhelming, and once the samples get back from the lab, it’s time to demand changes in the curriculums being taught to our children. Evolution is a LIE!
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We did it. We proved that the 515 foot boat shaped formation in the mountains of Ararat is NOT geological, but a man-made structure with organized patterns, chambers, and corridors beneath the surface. Dr Bakhtar’s scans only show that which is NOT geological. You’re looking at official scans of Noah’s Ark. We won’t stop until they re-write public education textbooks and completely eradicate evolution from curriculums. THIS is where creation began anew.
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Average James Gunn Supergirl fan going to the theaters this weekend:
Lauren Witzke2,503,861 次观看 • 3 个月前