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When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

When everything flips and you realize the danger is right beside you.

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When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

When life spikes a lesson at your head and you say, “Okay, lesson learned,” and life says, “But did you REALLY learn the lesson? Let’s make sure.” Whack.

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He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

He is The World’s Most Unlucky Photographer.

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For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

For all you Dads out there…stay strong.

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Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

Shout out to all my second child in the family folks out there.

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The older I get, the more this makes sense.

The older I get, the more this makes sense.

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PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

PTO gone for the year? Never fear. It’s hero time.

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This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

This just breaks my heart, but what else is he supposed to do?

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Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

Don’t get me wrong, Gene Wilder was the perfect choice for Willy Wonka, but you can’t deny you’d love to see it remade with Arnold in his prime.

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Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

Yep, that pile is getting heavier every year.

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Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

Dude’s gonna be 90 still testifying about this moment, while the grandkids lip‑sync the ending: “that’s the day I knew the Lord wasn’t done with me yet.”

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Bad photobomb timing.

Bad photobomb timing.

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Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

Yeah kids…this was a thing. #70s #80s

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Choose joy.

Choose joy.

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Boomers after selling the shag‑carpet house they bought for $52K…for $1.4 million cash.

Boomers after selling the shag‑carpet house they bought for $52K…for $1.4 million cash.

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When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

When your daughter calls from a party...."Dad come pick me up.”

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That poor dog.

That poor dog.

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Kai: “Lies…she’s telling nothing but lies, mom.”

Kai: “Lies…she’s telling nothing but lies, mom.”

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When the worship team stops playing contemporary music and picks up a banjo.

When the worship team stops playing contemporary music and picks up a banjo.

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This is always one of my favorite parts of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” right before Linus quotes from the Gospel of Luke. #Soundon #CharlieBrown #Dancing #church

This is always one of my favorite parts of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” right before Linus quotes from the Gospel of Luke. #Soundon #CharlieBrown #Dancing #church

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Took mom out for a Mother’s Day boat ride. Funeral services will be held at 2:00 PM this Thursday. The family will receive friends from 12:30 PM-2:00 PM, prior to the service.

Took mom out for a Mother’s Day boat ride. Funeral services will be held at 2:00 PM this Thursday. The family will receive friends from 12:30 PM-2:00 PM, prior to the service.

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More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

More examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable. #NBA

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Shake ’n Bake meant to simplify dinner in 1968, but what stuck was a wildly fake Southern accent. We Southerners mocked it…you know, kind of like how the French mock anyone who isn’t French trying to speak their language.

Shake ’n Bake meant to simplify dinner in 1968, but what stuck was a wildly fake Southern accent. We Southerners mocked it…you know, kind of like how the French mock anyone who isn’t French trying to speak their language.

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A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

A day in the life of Trump, 2024. #Trump

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Another example of why I can’t watch today’s NBA. #NBA

Another example of why I can’t watch today’s NBA. #NBA

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Hey Kids, this is what 1972 sounded like — voices locked in harmony, no tricks, no tuning…just three guys using nothing but their actual voices. Wild, I know. #America #VenturaHighway

Hey Kids, this is what 1972 sounded like — voices locked in harmony, no tricks, no tuning…just three guys using nothing but their actual voices. Wild, I know. #America #VenturaHighway

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This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly.

This is an example of setting a joke up perfectly.

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Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA.

Exhibit #742 of why I stopped watching the NBA.

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That’s grapefruit kid…try as you many times as you like, it’s still gonna be awful.

That’s grapefruit kid…try as you many times as you like, it’s still gonna be awful.

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Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

Little league just isn’t the same these days, is it?

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“Pastor” got caught being his real self and didn’t know he was live streaming. Watch how he tries to justify his actions.

“Pastor” got caught being his real self and didn’t know he was live streaming. Watch how he tries to justify his actions.

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I’m not crying…you’re crying.

I’m not crying…you’re crying.

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Serenity now.

Serenity now.

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When it comes to cleverly dark humor, the Brits are the best.

When it comes to cleverly dark humor, the Brits are the best.

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One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep.

One of the reasons God refers to us as sheep.

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Sad but true.

Sad but true.

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When you earn the moniker, “White Chocolate.”

When you earn the moniker, “White Chocolate.”

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Quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen. #commercials

Quite possibly the greatest commercial I’ve ever seen. #commercials

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Yep…this is all I hear.

Yep…this is all I hear.

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No matter how high your spirits are, grapefruit will bring them crashing down.

No matter how high your spirits are, grapefruit will bring them crashing down.

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